I don't know how to swim. BUT - i have a collection of bikinis and swim wear..


This year, I found a cute bikini, that i really like and that i think i actually can rock with all my fat and jelly and the likes...

so i really feel like photowhoring it.

i'm just wondering if anyone else will if i will...



so before i do, describe and show me your favourite swim suit!

(this thread will probably bomb, but know that there is a promise of my 'hot bod' [ ] in a swim suit!)

whatever, i know someone will eventually post









..... right?

This isn't the exact swimsuit, but my favorite one looks a lot like this one:

JessieJ said:

adorable!!!!!




...but the object of the game is to post pictures of yourselves in bathing suits


half naked orgers!

sammij said:

WORK IT!!! It looks good on you, girl!

My favorite swimsuit is a one piece with a cover up that was in the cutest tie-dye print. EVER. I first saw the swimsuit on Mary J. Blige in Lil Kim's video for Ladies Night. I have a OLD pic of me rockin' that joint in Jamaica while my drunk ass was walking up (and later falling down) Dunn's River falls.

You can see the swimsuit here on MJB during the parts where she's on stage with everyone else wearing white.

sammij said:

OH...

I'll post a catalogue pic, but you know I ain't posting anything of myself Haven't bought one in a while, here's a pic of the only one I can find that's still being sold online:

sammij said:

Well, I said, GATDAMN!!!! Oh, and the bikini's cute too.

JessieJ said:

thank you!


i just took a closer look at the photo....



i think i see a nipple.

sammij said:

Holy toledo ...

CalhounSq said:

dang she's got a big head

that's cute tho!
a lil too tiny for me, i don't do well with strings.....

SCNDLS said:

does MJB ever look bad? even looking back she doesnt look dated or a fashion victim

SCNDLS said:

merci!

Byron said:

what's a toledo and why's it holy?

sammij said:

Since you were brave enough to do it, I'll post mine too, briefly.

SCNDLS said:

haaaaayyyy







you have KILLER legs!

SCNDLS said:

Which one are you?...

sammij said:

It's a city and I have no idea lol

sammij said:

I LOVE that gif. A friend of mine is that fool's personal trainer and any time I run into "The Bishop" I think of that gif.

Oh, and thanks. Not trynta be conceited but I think they're my best feature. Purely genetic.

SCNDLS said:

them breasteses ain't bad either!
yay for big boobies

Ya no...a pic is not gonna happen.

But nice suit sammij. I like the cut of the top.
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Byron said:

JustErin said:

thanks

from what i've seen, i'm guessing we may be similar in size

i say it all the time, but in reality, we're not fat.

we're actually quite desirable.


it just NEVER seems like it amongst all the boney, sticky, rail thin bimbos.

sammij said:

That's why I've never done a two piece, other than at Popeye's, cuz I can never get enough support.

SCNDLS said:

you're too much !



i've noticed when looking at bikinis though, the trick is to find one that has a thick band underneath the cups

it doesn't look like it in that picture - but it's there
it just adds to the breasteses
makes'em look nice









i swear i'm on crack - i would never in my RIGHT mind post a pic of me looking like that!

i wonder how many creepers are lurking just for the right click + save

sammij said:

You look GREAT, so let them mofos save away. And yes I was looking at your top to see how the gurlz were so well supported. I figured there was a band underneath. That's an amazing bikini.

SCNDLS said:

walmart made me look good this year

you can't quite see it but the straps of the top have lil gold medallions on them

i feel like a bond girl when i wear that bikini, i dunno why

ArielB said:

the flower print is placed in a funny way