http://www.jesus.com

My stomach still hurts.

Wow! Thanks for the link. Jesus sounds like a real cool cat, and I've always wanted to bathe with a religious icon! Previously, I was thinking more along the lines of one of those garden statues of St. Francis, but this is way better!

LOL...that site's been around forever, but it's funny as hell.

Hmmm, I think I'd like to fuck jesus...

I love the Jesus Credit Card

#5 question most frequently of Jesus: Aren't you ashamed?

His answer:

Shame is an ignoble social effort to compel conformity to convention, though without any basis except a desire to control. If you wish for me to be ashamed in hopes that I then repeal and retract the expression of myself, that is unlikely to occur. However, you are welcome to pray for external forces to change the world in your image.

I think I'm in love. I wish Jesus would come to the Org.

blacksatin515 said:

There is a JesusChrist orger!

Yes, but I want this Jesus he speaks to me as a woman.

blacksatin515 said:

Maybe if we all emailed him he'd come here??

If Jesus came to the org two things would happen:
1.Ranestarr would be ecstatic
2.All the creationists would yell "I told you so!" as loudly as they could at the of the org's athiests and agnostics...starting a massive GD flame war

If i recall, Icenine posted this site a way back, but fun nonetheless. I particularly liked the pop-up ad for the 'Jesus Hates U' hat when i opened up the 'Sermons' file.
[This message was edited Mon Nov 11 13:16:43 PST 2002 by mrchristian]

yeah

just
don't
drop
the
soap