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Thread started 08/09/08 9:26am

daPrettyman

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Stop. Hammer Time!:

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Stop. Hammer Time!
Indiana kook busted for lewd act that involved tool, motor oil


AUGUST 6--While on patrol Monday evening, an Indiana cop noticed a naked guy standing in the window of a Fort Wayne home. So she approached the man's front door, which was wide open, to investigate further. It was then that Officer S. Hughes and a colleague were treated to the sight of a prone Ronald Miller, 56, engaging in a remarkably lewd act on his living room sofa. For the dirty details, you'll have to read the below Fort Wayne Police Department report, which notes that Miller is apparently handy with a claw hammer and some motor oil. Miller, pictured in the mug shot at right, was arrested on a felony indecency charge. A neighbor told cops that Miller was "not right" and parades around naked "24/24." (3 pages)




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Reply #1 posted 08/09/08 9:28am

mcmeekle

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What's the big deal, we've all done it!

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Reply #2 posted 08/09/08 9:29am

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mcmeekle said:

What's the big deal, we've all done it!

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I'm sure that most of us have never shoved a hammer up our a$$ with motor oil.
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Reply #3 posted 08/09/08 9:30am

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daPrettyman said:

mcmeekle said:

What's the big deal, we've all done it!

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I'm sure that most of us have never shoved a hammer up our a$$ with motor oil.

Oh, motor oil?? Sorry didn't read that bit. Dirty beast!

no no no!
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