JasmineFire said:

It would be different if they were trynta get to know me but they're more concerned with what I'm doing up in the neighborhood. I think cuz I'm single and without kids it makes me EVEN more suspicious. Nosy bastids.
[Edited 8/8/08 18:02pm]

JasmineFire said:

i've done 7-11 before and i know some girls up in SF go grocery shopping in theirs if it's raining. i haven't tried it yet.

ehuffnsd said:

why if it's raining? wouldn't the rain make their makeup run?

JasmineFire said:

we have strong juju the prevents the makeup from running. i've gone swimming in face once or twice.

Where should I start?

First, we have the crazies across the street from us. The wife was all sweet when we first moved in...just so she could see inside our house. Then they started "one-upping" our holiday decorations. THEN at a neighbor's party, after a few drinks, she admitted to "spying" on us to see what we are doing all the time.


Then there's a family on the other side of our block that likes to have parties, get drunk, then start yelling and cussin' at each other in the middle of the night. The husband has called the wife just about every name in the book.

We did also have a peodophile living two blocks away...but about 2 months ago he was arrested for stalking a teenage boy in a neighboring town.

Well, there's Ray-Ray, who reminds me of "Big Boy" from that old talk show that I never watched. Ray-Ray (not his real name) likes to sit in his garage, waving at neighbors who drive by, while watching his two dogs play in his front yard.

There's the Titans cheerleader who lives across the street from me. My only complaint about her is her poor habit of having loud conversations out in front of her house with one of her girlfriends. Hasn't happened lately, but it was annoying, when it did.

I've a neighbor who only speaks to me when he wants something. His wife, of course, speaks to me all the time. No good comes from such a situation.

i'm known as the guy who talks to his cats. i take care of six stray cats. i feed them whatever.

JuliePurplehead said:

Not a person, really, but a cat. There's a large Cheshire cat whose face looks like that of a man. I swear this thing is gonna hall off and ask me for a light, or directions to the mall.

notaprintztype said:

apparently there was some 45lbs. cat running around new jersey for a while. that's pretty freaky.

I had a classmate who lives in New Orleans and in her neighborhood there was a stray peacock that goes from house to house, or rather, rooftop to rooftop. Everyone in the neighborhood feeds her and she's become quite large.

The woman who lives directly below me! I could write a book about her, she is one WEIRD woman.

psychodelicide said:

what does she do?

spill it!

...I guess, I'm the odd one in the neighborhood. Probably the only prince fan for miles and i pretty much stay to myself, cause the kids say i don't know how to talk to people anymore since the accident.

...But, I always hear people saying how much they like me, hate me or whatever. my husband is off a lot driving trucks, so the neighbors always invite me foe a manage-a-trois (sp) .....he's always lookin for me, when i'm right here.. ... .

The children always call the neighbors fat, and they are rather lazy, but my sister from jersey knows them all, and she is soooo stank, but she's good at it, so its hard for me to check her about checking me for checking the neighbors. ... ...(pic of the jersey 44lb cat goes here)

....I'm always home and I'm cranky to the neighbors, It's not their fault I'm a hermit/star, but they get on my nerves constantly!!!!!

I don't like the kids, cause the girls, think i'm a man....


The boys act gay so the girls won;t make them .... . ...grrr

I'm taller than most, so my patience is very narrow.


and its the married couples that are always, always beggin for my prince cd's. .....that burns my azz more than cooked cajun food.


I can't go out much, cause i was in a car wreck and that fukked my head up.....but my husband is getting over his amnesia, so now he sorta recognizes me and maybe we can start going out again. .....


.....TA DAHHHHH!! ! ! ! ...that's me! ! !
[Edited 8/10/08 16:39pm]

myfavorite said:

um.

i'm sorry about your accident?

JasmineFire said:

Oh man, I don't want to bore anybody with the details.

.....don't get me wrong, i care for most all my neighbors.

However, I wish they .....didn't act like I'm the enemy.





...will yall teach me how to punch them in the throat???? ..j/k

JasmineFire said:

i'm puzzled, what do you mean????

JasmineFire said:

I wonder if that's the NBC peacock, seeing as it's not currently working?!

the old lady that lives in the apartment under mine....she's always complaining to the apartment manager that i'm listening to loud music (which i'm not), and pouring water like a mini flood down onto her patio onto her flowers (which again, i am not)! she's always making things up in complaints.she even tried to get my car towed away! it's frustrating the hell out of me! so i went down to her apartment and asked her if there is a problem? and she started yelling at me and cussing....so i walked back up stairs to my place, and ignored her. i told the manager of the apts. that the lady is a nut case and she can choose to believe who she wants.

My neighbor directly behind my house is some never married lone ranger type, huge long ZZ Top type beard and he still uses an outdoor dunny...it's wonderful waking at 2am because weirdo can't be bothered closing the door lightly, it's always SLAM!!!!!

He hates anyone coming near his backyard or accidentally throwing balls over there (there's a park next to his house). He SCREAMED at a little girl once because she ran to get her ball, he was towering over her just going INSANE. My mum tried to stop him but he just ignored her.

Another time a nice neighbor of ours hit a ball over there and jumped the fence to get it, the dude comes running out of his house, basically chases this 40 yr old dude out of the backyard...

Then we have a kooky Greek lady to our right...she's quite nasty actually. We have a grocery store nearby and she always brings her shopping cart back to her house then dumps it on someone ELSE'S lawn. She steals the fruit from our front garden, as well as anyone elses. She just dumps her own hard garbage on other peoples lawns or in their bins. And she has loud Greek arguments with her family right near my window at 5am

The next door neighbors on the left are often so quite we wonder if they're monks or have taken a vow of silence.

There's some fat lady at the top of our street, I heard her threatening to kill her own dog. She was like "IM GONNA TIE YOU UP AND IF YOU MAKE ANY NOISE I WILL KILL YOU!!"



The dog's fine but that was quite scary.

notaprintztype said:

perhaps...

kimrachell said:

Maybe you remind her of the woman that stole her husband away?

JasmineFire said:

... ... ....

Fauxie said:

...this is justa thread ... ...


...i guess life would be boring as hell otherwise... ...

kimrachell said:

I sympathize with you completely. The bitch who lives directly below me finds false reasons to bitch about me as well. She has complained to the management company, who runs the condo complex that I live in, that every day she has had to listen to music coming from my apartment. She even falsely claimed that she complained to me every day about it (another freakin lie!). It's gotten to the point that I don't even listen to music much anymore, and if I do, I listen to a CD in my CD walkman. I then had to write a letter to the condo association, explaining that this woman was lying, why she was lying, and all the problems I have had with her in the past. She is a freakin nut case too, and I wish TO GOD that she would move the hell out here. Heck, I would even give her a farewell kick in the ass on her way out, I hate her that much.

There's a man who walks by my bus stop every morning that I didn't think much of him until the morning he was picking up litter all along the sidewalk and there was a piece at my feet and that's when I realized he wasn't quite all there. He started groaning and moaning in a very high-pitched eeery way and muttered/slurred something about "keeping america beautiful" and I could tell he thought I dropped the piece of paper at my feet and severely disapproved.
It was very odd.

There is a couple that live at the end of my block, that have lived there since time began, they feed the pigeons at least 3 times a day. For this reason we have an enormous pigeon pooping problem in our area. Never fails, you wash your car, and 2 minutes later, a flock of pigeon's fly overhead to the freebee feast layed in front of them, all day long. My next wierdo's do not live on my street, but I pass by them on my way to and from my house to the grocery store. They have a seemingly nice house, but they are never inside of it. They have set up shop outside with furniture, tables, etc. and always seem to be outside. It could be pouring rain, and they will be sitting under an umbrella, in the front yard. She reads the paper, and sits outside at anytime of day that you happen to go by? winter, spring, summer or fall, this family is outside.