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Your Place Or Mine? Beside it being a bad pick up line, suppose you hook up with someone in a club/bar/grocery store/sushi restaurant/in the middle of pumping gas...etc
And decide you want to have a one night thang with them. Would you rather go to their place or bring them to yours? And why?  | |
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oh well, i guess i'm only known for my jokes  | |
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funkpill said: oh well, i guess i'm only known for my jokes
I must admit, I was depressed when this turned out to be a serious thread.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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Hotel.Not his place cuz that fool could be a mass murder, not my place cuz he could be a mass murder or a stalker.  | |
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FunkMistress said: funkpill said: oh well, i guess i'm only known for my jokes
I must admit, I was depressed when this turned out to be a serious thread. 
i was inspired by reading from another forum work is slow today...thank gawd | |
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| I have the same thought process as SCNDLS on this one however there's a certain sort of ickiness about going to a hotel, so there's another dilemma. And then I think, if I bring him back to my house, this fool might not take the hint to leave when I'm through with him. But if I go to his place, I might be murderized.
Ultimately, I think I would bring him back to my place so I could have the home court advantage. If he wants to hang around longer than I'd like then I'd offer him a piece of cake that I just farted on. And if he wants to be all stalking me, well, let's just say I have ways to fix that.  Shake it til ya make it  | |
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JuliePurplehead said: I have the same thought process as SCNDLS on this one however there's a certain sort of ickiness about going to a hotel, so there's another dilemma. And then I think, if I bring him back to my house, this fool might not take the hint to leave when I'm through with him. But if I go to his place, I might be murderized.
Ultimately, I think I would bring him back to my place so I could have the home court advantage. If he wants to hang around longer than I'd like then I'd offer him a piece of cake that I just farted on. And if he wants to be all stalking me, well, let's just say I have ways to fix that.  Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn. . . (say what?). . .
But no really, for me a hotel, not a rent by the hour, flea-infested, rat-trap motel, adds to the excitement IF you know this is NOT someone you wanna be in a relationship and it's just a fun, mysterious escapade. It definitely adds to the hot and "nasty" factor.  | |
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JuliePurplehead said: I have the same thought process as SCNDLS on this one however there's a certain sort of ickiness about going to a hotel, so there's another dilemma. And then I think, if I bring him back to my house, this fool might not take the hint to leave when I'm through with him. But if I go to his place, I might be murderized.
Ultimately, I think I would bring him back to my place so I could have the home court advantage. If he wants to hang around longer than I'd like then I'd offer him a piece of cake that I just farted on. And if he wants to be all stalking me, well, let's just say I have ways to fix that.  | |
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Why do they have to be murderers??
Could they be an average Joe or Joe-ette? [Edited 8/6/08 17:34pm] | |
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JuliePurplehead said: I have the same thought process as SCNDLS on this one however there's a certain sort of ickiness about going to a hotel, so there's another dilemma. And then I think, if I bring him back to my house, this fool might not take the hint to leave when I'm through with him. But if I go to his place, I might be murderized.
Ultimately, I think I would bring him back to my place so I could have the home court advantage. If he wants to hang around longer than I'd like then I'd offer him a piece of cake that I just farted on. And if he wants to be all stalking me, well, let's just say I have ways to fix that. You'd go so far as to do THAT! OMG you're so sweet...  A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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funkpill said: Why do they have to be murderers??
Could they be an average Joe or Joe-ette?
[Edited 8/6/08 17:34pm] Just a safety issue, women are more vulnerable in situations like these. I'm a safety girl.  | |
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neither the bench at the bus stop will do.....
j/k don't do those type of situations no matter how fine he is... need to know them well so I don't walk away with some strangers herpes, or worse. | |
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SCNDLS said: funkpill said: Why do they have to be murderers??
Could they be an average Joe or Joe-ette?
[Edited 8/6/08 17:34pm] Just a safety issue, women are more vulnerable in situations like these. I'm a safety girl. | |
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If we are in the club we are...doing it on the dance floor
If we're in a bar...we are doing it on mr Jack Daniels If we are in the grocery store....the produce better make way If we're in the sushi bar...I ain't doing it in there bcuz he might think it's me smelling like tuna kung pow. 
And if we are at the gas station....all we can do is hope and pray that the gas tank don't blow up from all the heat between the 2 of us, yessir! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: If we are in the club we are...doing it on the dance floor
If we're in a bar...we are doing it on mr Jack Daniels If we are in the grocery store....the produce better make way If we're in the sushi bar...I ain't doing it in there bcuz he might think it's me smelling like tuna kung pow.
And if we are at the gas station....all we can do is hope and pray that the gas tank don't blow up from all the heat between the 2 of us, yessir! That Kida is baaaaad. . . hush yo mouf.  | |
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SCNDLS said: JuliePurplehead said: I have the same thought process as SCNDLS on this one however there's a certain sort of ickiness about going to a hotel, so there's another dilemma. And then I think, if I bring him back to my house, this fool might not take the hint to leave when I'm through with him. But if I go to his place, I might be murderized.
Ultimately, I think I would bring him back to my place so I could have the home court advantage. If he wants to hang around longer than I'd like then I'd offer him a piece of cake that I just farted on. And if he wants to be all stalking me, well, let's just say I have ways to fix that. Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn. . . (say what?). . .
But no really, for me a hotel, not a rent by the hour, flea-infested, rat-trap motel, adds to the excitement IF you know this is NOT someone you wanna be in a relationship and it's just a fun, mysterious escapade. It definitely adds to the hot and "nasty" factor. On that note, this one time my date and I got a $20 dollar room and we got all into in the hall... busted into the room tearing at each others clothes... tore back the sheets... to reveal BLOOD STAINS! big ones too, in the chest region of the mattress. SUCH.A.MOOD.KILLER. A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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RenHoek said: SCNDLS said: Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn. . . (say what?). . .
But no really, for me a hotel, not a rent by the hour, flea-infested, rat-trap motel, adds to the excitement IF you know this is NOT someone you wanna be in a relationship and it's just a fun, mysterious escapade. It definitely adds to the hot and "nasty" factor. On that note, this one time my date and I got a $20 dollar room and we got all into in the hall... busted into the room tearing at each others clothes... tore back the sheets... to reveal BLOOD STAINS! big ones too, in the chest region of the mattress. SUCH.A.MOOD.KILLER.  Now that's ANOTHER way to add to the hot and nasty factor.  Hot.Nasty.Mess. | |
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SCNDLS said: RenHoek said: On that note, this one time my date and I got a $20 dollar room and we got all into in the hall... busted into the room tearing at each others clothes... tore back the sheets... to reveal BLOOD STAINS! big ones too, in the chest region of the mattress. SUCH.A.MOOD.KILLER. Now that's ANOTHER way to add to the hot and nasty factor. Hot.Nasty.Mess. That was the freakiest shit we'd EVER seen, We were in Vegas at one of those old-skool strip motels before it got all fancy-n-shit... We still laugh about it to this day... We look at each other and go "SO, wanna go to Vegas?" then we howl with laughter... badspelledit [Edited 8/6/08 17:44pm] A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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SCNDLS said: KidaDynamite said: If we are in the club we are...doing it on the dance floor
If we're in a bar...we are doing it on mr Jack Daniels If we are in the grocery store....the produce better make way If we're in the sushi bar...I ain't doing it in there bcuz he might think it's me smelling like tuna kung pow.
And if we are at the gas station....all we can do is hope and pray that the gas tank don't blow up from all the heat between the 2 of us, yessir! That Kida is baaaaad. . . hush yo mouf. Just tellin' it like it 'TIS! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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well, funky... that depends. have you mastered that  thing yet?   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: well, funky... that depends. have you mastered that
thing yet? nope | |
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funkpill said: emm said: well, funky... that depends. have you mastered that
thing yet? nopeYou're sig...  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: funkpill said: nopeYou're sig... you're just now notice huh?
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funkpill said: KidaDynamite said: You're sig... you're just now notice huh?
I wouldn't have even noticed if someone didn't bring it to my attention.  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: funkpill said: you're just now notice huh?
I wouldn't have even noticed if someone didn't bring it to my attention. um um um
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I was wondering if it was already Friday  .
Didn't you even answer your own question? With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: I was wondering if it was already Friday
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Didn't you even answer your own question? nope | |
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funkpill said: Serious said: I was wondering if it was already Friday
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Didn't you even answer your own question? nope So go ahead! With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: funkpill said: nope So go ahead! ummmmm....
I would say my place because its a comfort zone, but then again, a change of scenery is also..
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funkpill said: Serious said: So go ahead! ummmmm....
I would say my place because its a comfort zone, but then again, a change of scenery is also..
Wow that was a quick answer .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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