If you were a cool Helsinki dude, I'd call you DruNkeNsteiN.

JustErin said:

but what did you buy!

I'm terrible for bidding on stuff when I'm a bit squiffy (which is about 70% of the time), fortunately I rarely win anything I'm bidding on. I'm far worse on Amazon though, I'm forever receiving packages with loads of cds and dvds that I don't remember ordering (and usually don't want). Just recently I received greatest hits packages from Demis Roussos, Nana Mouskouri, Helen Reddy, Barry Manilow and Leo Sayer!!! What the fuck was I thinking???


I think my worst shopping moment though was a couple of months ago, after spending a day at work with the worst hangover ever I came home turned on the computer and there was an email from a luthier with quotes for both a custom made model c and a custom cloud guitar that I had ordered the previous evening.

ZombieKitten said:

Didn't buy anything but ended up with a baby!

JustErin said:

OMG.

sextonseven said:

Oh, was that an inappropriate thing to say?

JustErin said:

Wait till he learns to read and finds out through the org that he's a result of too much drinking.

ArielB said:

By then it won't matter because he'll be too drunk himself that he won't be able to make sense of what he reads.

JustErin said:

they don't have eBaby anymore I loved that site

Sometimes I'll peruse auctions for extremely high-ticket items, things far, far out of my price range, and I'll experience a fleeting, yet intense and twisted urge to place a bid or click that 'Buy It Now' button.

In light of the above, I must say it's a very good thing I don't drink.

JustErin said:

Drinking + sex = baby

I'm never having sex while drunk ever.

sextonseven said:

Drunk sex totally sucks anyway.

But I don't think I was actually drunk when I got knocked up.

JustErin said:

That reminds me of when the Chinese translated the movie title Knocked Up into "One Night, Big Belly" before showing the film in their country.