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Thread started 11/13/02 12:20pm

sag10

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10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis

01. -You've got a hole in your head.
02. -Your master strangles you all the time.
03. -Your head is smaller than the rest of you
04. -You shrink in cold water.
05. -You never get a haircut.
06. -You always hang around with 2 nuts.
07. -Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
08. -Your best friend is a pussy.
09. -Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
10. -Everytime you get excited, you throw up

We needed a humor break! smile

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Reply #1 posted 11/13/02 12:20pm

AzureStar	Funny, Sag!
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Reply #2 posted 11/13/02 12:30pm

2the9s
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Reply #3 posted 11/13/02 12:31pm

CarrieLee	Oh shush up 9s! Now geeet over here...
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Reply #4 posted 11/13/02 12:31pm

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2the9s said:

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Reply #5 posted 11/13/02 12:33pm

2the9s	sag10 said: 2the9s said: That's not my finger, it's my penis! I'm playing along.
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CarrieLee
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Reply #7 posted 11/13/02 12:36pm

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2the9s said:

sag10 said:

2the9s said:

That's not my finger, it's my penis!

I'm playing along. biggrin

I am sorry 9s, I didn't notice it was rather small. disbelief

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Reply #8 posted 11/13/02 12:36pm

2the9s	sag10 said: I am sorry 9s, I didn't notice it was rather small.
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CarrieLee	sag10 said: I am sorry 9s, I didn't notice it was rather small.
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Reply #10 posted 11/13/02 1:12pm

2the9s	CarrieLee said: sag10 said: I am sorry 9s, I didn't notice it was rather small. Boing!
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CarrieLee	2the9s said: CarrieLee said: sag10 said: I am sorry 9s, I didn't notice it was rather small. Boing!
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2the9s said:

CarrieLee said:

sag10 said:

I am sorry 9s, I didn't notice it was rather small. disbelief

Boing!

Too late 9s! That should have been your first choice.. hug

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Reply #13 posted 11/13/02 1:26pm

2the9s	sag10 said: 2the9s said: CarrieLee said: sag10 said: I am sorry 9s, I didn't notice it was rather small. Boing! Too late 9s! That should have been your first choice.. I was nervous. Hey! It happens!
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Reply #14 posted 11/13/02 1:32pm

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Allright then, I'll put the magnifying glass away...

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Reply #15 posted 11/13/02 1:46pm

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2the9s said:

sag10 said:

2the9s said:

CarrieLee said:

sag10 said:

I am sorry 9s, I didn't notice it was rather small. disbelief

Boing!

Too late 9s! That should have been your first choice.. hug

I was nervous. redface

Hey! It happens! evil

Must have gone swimming. neutral

This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes.

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Reply #16 posted 11/13/02 1:49pm

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I give up!
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Reply #17 posted 11/13/02 1:49pm

jnoel	sag10 said: 08. -Your best friend is a pussy We needed a humor break! it depends of the owner...
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Reply #18 posted 11/13/02 1:51pm

AzureStar	jnoel said: sag10 said: 08. -Your best friend is a pussy We needed a humor break! it depends of the owner... What are you saying, Jnoel? That their best friend could be a dick or an ass? . [This message was edited Wed Nov 13 13:52:06 PST 2002 by AzureStar]
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Reply #19 posted 11/13/02 1:52pm

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AzureStar said:

jnoel said:

sag10 said:

08. -Your best friend is a pussy
We needed a humor break! smile

it depends of the owner...

What are you saying, Jnoel? That their best friend could be a dick or an ass? smile

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[This message was edited Wed Nov 13 13:52:06 PST 2002 by AzureStar]

I think that he is referring to gay men, who would prefer an ass.

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Reply #20 posted 11/13/02 1:54pm

AzureStar	IceNine said: AzureStar said: jnoel said: sag10 said: 08. -Your best friend is a pussy We needed a humor break! it depends of the owner... What are you saying, Jnoel? That their best friend could be a dick or an ass? . [This message was edited Wed Nov 13 13:52:06 PST 2002 by AzureStar] I think that he is referring to gay men, who would prefer and ass. You're right.
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Reply #21 posted 11/13/02 1:55pm

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What about 10 reasons why a penis should be sucked?

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Reply #22 posted 11/13/02 3:24pm

Therapy	BorisFishpaw said: What about 10 reasons why a penis should be sucked? Heh, heh...
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Reply #23 posted 11/13/02 4:05pm

jnoel	AzureStar said: IceNine said: AzureStar said: jnoel said: sag10 said: 08. -Your best friend is a pussy We needed a humor break! it depends of the owner... What are you saying, Jnoel? That their best friend could be a dick or an ass? . [This message was edited Wed Nov 13 13:52:06 PST 2002 by AzureStar] I think that he is referring to gay men, who would prefer and ass. You're right. oui
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