. . . you SWORE to God you'd hate for life???

I have two such tales to share and I'm wondering if I'm the only one who's fallen victim to this phenomenon. (btw, I know this is long but I’m in a sharing mood )

My first experience with this love/hate attraction thing was with my first real boyfriend. This guy was the neighborhood bully and textbook bad boy. He tormented and harassed me from 5th grade to 7th grade even though his ass was 2 years older than me. One day, when I was in the 6th grade, I was walking home from school, and he chased me on his bike and actually ran me over. Some adults had to come to my rescue and chase his evil ass away.

After this incident I avoided his crazy ass like the plague. Then the summer before my 9th grade year, all of a sudden he started being sweet to me, making up reasons to be around me when the neighborhood kids were hanging out, buying me candy and stuffed animals. For weeks my response was But after awhile I relented and we started going together. It was all very innocent cuz I wasn't doing it yet, but very intense and romantic. Alas, we broke up because of his lifestyle, but he'll always be my first love that grew out of a deep seeded hatred.

Then, when I was in 10th grade, there was this 9th grader that rode my school bus. This fool was the type of guy that was obnoxiously funny and could really talk about somebody for HOURS. He only weighed a buck oh five and was 4 inches shorter than me. He got off on verbally beating folks into submission. If you showed any weakness, then it was on.

In school I wore some serious coke bottle glasses. One day on the bus, for some unknown reason, he decided he was gonna score on me ALL the way to school. I didn't say anything but everyone on the bus was all Unfortunately, he picked up right where he left off on the bus ride home and ranked on me all the way home.

We were two of the last stops and when he was getting off, he slapped my glasses off my face. He didn’t hit my face but because I’m totally blind without my glasses, I panicked and came up swingin’ like a champ. I couldn’t see shit, but I gotta hold to him and beat his ass until the bus driver came and pulled me offa him. The next day he got suspended because he started it and initiated contact with me.

Needless to say, I hated that boy with every fiber of my being for the next 3 years. He tried to apologize repeatedly and got from me. Unfortunately, we ended up going to college in the same town, 4 hours away from our hometown. But because I’m a year older and graduated a year early our paths didn’t cross often. But everytime I saw his ass I wanted to stomp his ass.

Ten years after our initial fight, I was at this business conference and I notice these two guys looking at me and my girlfriend. One of ‘em is aight lookin' and the other is foiner than a muthafucka. After awhile, both guys walk over and the average looking dude starts talking to me and my friend. Fine Muthafucka ain’t saying nothing just staring. After a couple minutes of polite convo Fine Muthafucka says to me “Is your name ***,” I’m like “Ummmmm, yeah. . . “ He says, “Are you from Austin?” At this point I’d been in Dallas for years so that caught me off guard too, so I’m like, “Errrr, yeah. . . “ Then Fine Muthafucka says, “My name is ***, and you beat me up on the school bus when I was in 9th grade.”

Talk about shocking, besides not having seen his ass in YEARS the real shock was how fine this muthafucka was now. He was over 6 feet tall and ripped to all hell. Needless to say, he asked for my number, we dated for awhile, and he’d bring up his ass whuppin’ on the bus at the most inopportune times. He’s still one of the funniest muthafuckas I’ve ever know. Now that fool is an attorney with his own law firm. Who knew???

Anyway, now it’s your turn tell us all about those people that you could NOT stand but ended up dating anyway.

Here's a pic of me and the Fine Muthafucka that I beat up on the bus.


[Edited 8/5/08 20:14pm]

Yes. I'm back in something with someone like this now.

He's funny as all hell, but he's annoying as all fuck. In fact, we went through a phase where we pretty much hated each other...but would still hook up while fighting constantly.

purplekitty said:

Wait you actually beat his ass...BRAVO!!! YOU GO GIRL!!!

Wait... you beat him up..shame on you
No offence he is nice looking

toots said:

When I beat him up he weighed a lil over 100 pounds and was 4 inches shorter than me. He shol did grow up nice didn't he???

purplekitty said:

You beat him, but didnt stir

And yes

Oh yea. Angry sex...awesome.

toots said:

not really hooked up, exactly, but i hated my first boyfriend's guts because he snapped my bra on the bus when we were 13. i spun around and smacked him in the stomach, spent a week hating him, and then fall massively in puppy love.

purplekitty said:

That's voodoo child.....and yes! HE IS HELLA PHOINE!!!!

I have had boyfriends that I couldn't stand, so yeah, I understand.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

He was a lovely thang. . . still is.
[Edited 8/5/08 20:49pm]

Dayum.... he is fione.

Anyways the scrubs that picked on me... one being this guy named Sean Meadows grew up to be well... not as fine looking as your guy, so I enjoyed being his friend while he took me out to expensive dinners and I'd talk all about the fine guys that was doing me .

No, I never gave him a chance after all the pears and rocks being thrown at me. I was treated like Forest Gump as a skinny little asthmatic girl always wheezing and clutching her inhaler as I tried to run for my life. He even tried to drown me once in summer camp... years later he told me that he always had a crush on me. I could never kiss him, no matter how hard he tried to woo me. He even wrote two songs for me, he was a musician, I was never impressed.

Then there was Tony Smith... and asshole that liked me as a kid. He was a thug, but he was cute as hell... he was my main bully, I had my first knock down and drag out fight with him when I was 10. He was older and bigger, and slapped me straight across my face on a dare, I had to fight back, and we fought for a long time, pausing to breathe every now and then, the entire group of hood rats was there to watch me bite a bloody hole in his inner wrist on the vein when he tried to body slam me.

When he got older he told me that he liked me... and that I would be his, even if I said no. I was about 15 then, and weeks later that bastard tried to climb in my bedroom window to rape me. He didn't succeed. He got to my window, and tried to pull up the squeeky screen on my window, the noise woke me, I always kept this foot long 1" pipe under my pillow (don't ask) and I grabbed the pipe and swung... "ding" ring down on his hands that were on my window ledge... and he fell to the ground and I slammed my window shut and locked it.

Today Tony is serving time in jail for a homicide. If he asked me out I'd have to decline.

ghetto chronicles....

Why does everyone think that dude is a phone?

paintedlady said:

I'm sorry baby.

Mars23 said:

Maybe he vibrates...?

Ok, that sucked....I had nothing else to go with there.

Mars23 said:

because everybody want to give that brotha a

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I laugh at that too... I hope that hurt him!

paintedlady said:

Dang, Painted, between the knife, the machete, and the pipe I just don't know WHAT to say! My first guy was a real gangsta wanna be but, he always respected me and never tried to force himself on me. I wasn't doing the do, and even though he was older he didn't pressure me. Ever. When I was 20, I was home visiting for the weekend from college and ran into him at an IHOP after not seeing him in 4 years. We started dating again, and finally did it but we shoulda just left it in the past.

paintedlady said:

If you ever need a defense attorney :clearsthroat: Painted, he can hook you up.

Life is a trip!
What a happy ending!

purplekitty said:

Old habits die hard... sleeping like that helped me, never had to use the knives, but I sleep comes easier to me knowing that I have my "chulettas" nearby.

the first guy sean was respectful too... he had good parents and came from a decent home... the other guy was a nightmare.

Too bad that the ex didn't work out for you.

Too bad for him.

paintedlady said:

Yeah, he was still doing the same ol' shit and I was about to graduate from college so we weren't even on the same path. Now Fine Muthafucka right here, I shouldn't have been so eager to wear him out and toss him to curb. The year after this pic was taken he entered law school and later opened his own law firm at the age of 32. So he's not just a foine muthafucka, he's a bad one too.

purplekitty said:

Bad in a good way... I got just plain bad as in

paintedlady said:

Awwwww. . . .

purplekitty said:

Does he need a Paralegal. I work for cheap....or for trade.

purplekitty said:

I still got to hit him with a pipe!

purplekitty said:

you two are BOTH sexxxy!!

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Trade. . .

paintedlady said:

Yeah, it's just a matter of time before you catch a case.

thekidsgirl said:

Awwwww. . . thanks, neither of us started out that way, that's fo damn sho'.