SCNDLS said:

I'm sort of a sexual freak. I love sex but ain't nothing going in my dooty-hole.

Especially when I'm stressed, I masturbate and have sex often. I'm addicted to getting head and them swallowing the orgasms.

You asked.
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[Edited 8/6/08 9:26am]

AlienX2050 said:

@ "dooty-hole" How old are you????

Wait. . . swalling your own???

SCNDLS said:

Nooooo!
Do you lick your fingers after you masturbate?
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AlienX2050 said:

Uh, we're not talking about me, we're talking about YOU! Back to the topic!


Now, do women grab your gatdamn ears???

SCNDLS said:

Now see, I'm on this thread for all the wrong reasons. After he described his garden, all I could think about was eating up all his food and drankin' up all his liquor

...Which leads me to another question for him;

Alien, what 'chu know how to cook, and what do you have to drink in your liquor cabinet??? Understand that Sunday dinner needs to be a "festive" occasion with much MERRIMENT ...er um, that is of course after some good church and much prayer

SCNDLS said:

yup.

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[Edited 8/6/08 9:53am]

Ottensen said:

I know how to cook most seafood and Soul Food (Collards, Peas, etc.) I love grilling. I don't like fastfoods and they don't like me.

I have Jose Cuervo Black and Tanqueray and a refrig out in the garage full of Coors and Bud Light.

church? Yes, I'll go but I may stand up when the choir gets to going. I can get sanctafied.

On Sundays, I love collard greens and black eyed peas. Hell, if you get lucky, you may get surprised with some neckbones. And naaaaa.....I ain't doing that veggan shit anymore. I don't think it's natural.

It ain't!

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AlienX2050 said:

Who isn't addicted to that?

SCNDLS said:

I'm sayin'!

KidaDynamite said:

AlienX2050 said:

I'm sorry honey, but until we see pics to the contrary, I'm afraid this terrible, nasty rumor will persist.

SCNDLS said:

Gawd I've tried to stay decent on this exploration back to the Org.

Why? Why? Why?

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SCNDLS said:

yup! It be's like that sometimes....

KidaDynamite said:

Okay then....so I guess that goes for the same rumor that I heard your pussy smells like a dead turtle washed up on the Hudson Bay.

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AlienX2050 said:

Well, I heard your shriveled up dick smells like 'shake dat ass'!

KidaDynamite said:

Shit, I was trying to edit that before you read it.

Like Shake dat ass?

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AlienX2050 said:

well goddamn.....i was gonna ask if you were getting back with your ex. are you seeking help for your addiction??? ...

AlienX2050 said:

If you want to know what it smells like, then sniff ya ding-dong.

KidaDynamite said:

Is this what happens when a bitch leaves??? though Kida.

SCNDLS said:

myfavorite said:

I don't play with the field anymore. I have some serious responsibility. But just in case, can I verify that you're a woman? Also, I need to see a birth certificate but let's start with a picture first.

Do you mind?

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KidaDynamite said:

Put your head on the computer, and let me read what's on your mind. Do you think me, you and SCNDLS can have a conference call? We can have phone sex. Is that cheating?

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AlienX2050 said:

SCNDLS said:

I was just asking, Beautiful.

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AlienX2050 said:

Cheating on what?

KidaDynamite said:

For real. I'm back to

SCNDLS said:

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Shit, I have a question...

Never mind...nevermind

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Question: Why do you put random periods at the beginning and ending of your posts? Ain't that more work?

SCNDLS said:

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Heyyyy...go teach college. Get off a brotha.

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