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Printablepardonme4livin said: 
 .  Playa!
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AlienX2050 said: pardonme4livin said:
. Playa!
.  Cc my boy....always fun to see you my friend...I always laugh thinking about you, Joey and I...we were some pot-stirring mf'rs.... | |
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pardonme4livin said: AlienX2050 said: . Playa!
. Cc my boy....always fun to see you my friend...I always laugh thinking about you, Joey and I...we were some pot-stirring mf'rs.... Yup yup. I have to ask you something. Do I curse too muthafucking much? . | |
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AlienX2050 said: pardonme4livin said: Cc my boy....always fun to see you my friend...I always laugh thinking about you, Joey and I...we were some pot-stirring mf'rs.... Yup yup. I have to ask you something. Do I curse too muthafucking much? . Naw, muthafucka. | |
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What sort of writing do you do? No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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Why do I keep reading through this thread and laughing my ass off but I STILL don't know WTF happened.  [Edited 8/5/08 22:16pm] | |
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Do you only write books to get some pussy? | |
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AlienX2050 said: purplekitty said: Ummmmm. . . . watermelon. . . nah, but what else you got?  A friend has decided to plant a garden on the east side of my yard!  So I have cucumbers (Don't go there!), corn, peas and tomatoes. My ex wife comes over like a Diva and picks shit from the garden! She's gorgeous sista but damnyum! Okay, I do love her. She had to put up with my crazy ass for a while. We are divorced and she's my son's mother.
I have watermelon, apples, strawberries, black berries and collard greens. 
Also, frozen seedless grapes.
Do I seem crazy to you? Uh, naw...but can we come to your house for Sunday dinner??? . [Edited 8/5/08 17:58pm] | |
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Ottensen said: AlienX2050 said: A friend has decided to plant a garden on the east side of my yard! So I have cucumbers (Don't go there!), corn, peas and tomatoes. My ex wife comes over like a Diva and picks shit from the garden! She's gorgeous sista but damnyum! Okay, I do love her. She had to put up with my crazy ass for a while. We are divorced and she's my son's mother.
I have watermelon, apples, strawberries, black berries and collard greens.
Also, frozen seedless grapes.
Do I seem crazy to you? Uh, naw...but can we come to your house for Sunday dinner??? . [Edited 8/5/08 17:58pm] Who YOU tellin'??? He oughta just post more half nekkid pics.  | |
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eikonoklastes said: Do you only write books to get some pussy?
Nope.
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SCNDLS said: Ottensen said: Who YOU tellin'??? He oughta just post more half nekkid pics. Anytime on Sunday. I am good company. In between, I didn't know these pictures were half naked.
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AlienX2050 said: SCNDLS said: Who YOU tellin'??? He oughta just post more half nekkid pics. Anytime on Sunday. I am good company. In between, I didn't know these pictures were half naked.
. Fuck writing, post some more.   | |
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Do women grab your ears all the time? | |
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SCNDLS said: Do women grab your ears all the time?
You're too much! . | |
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AlienX2050 said: eikonoklastes said: Do you only write books to get some pussy?
Nope.
. Okay, but have you ever fucked a chick who wasn't interested in you at first, til you mentioned you're a writer? | |
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eikonoklastes said: AlienX2050 said: Nope.
. Okay, but have you ever fucked a chick who wasn't interested in you at first, til you mentioned you're a writer? Damn man, you bout to make me look like freaky deak. There have been many women who weren't interested in my crazy ass until they realized I wrote the book they were holding. I didn't sleep with them though. I didn't.
Yes, there are many who aren't interested until they realize a few things. I imagine if I was in my early 20's I would have but not now. Shit, raising a son...let's just say it's birth control.
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AlienX2050 said: eikonoklastes said: Okay, but have you ever fucked a chick who wasn't interested in you at first, til you mentioned you're a writer? Damn man, you bout to make me look like freaky deak. There have been many women who weren't interested in my crazy ass until they realized I wrote the book they were holding. I didn't sleep with them though. I didn't.
Yes, there are many who aren't interested until they realize a few things. I imagine if I was in my early 20's I would have but not now. Shit, raising a son...let's just say it's birth control.
. Man, you could at LEAST have them suck you off. Fuck, I'd even let ugly bitches gag on it and swallow my load if I found out the only reason why they're interested in me is because I wrote the book they got. And if you can't get your old shriveled up dick hard, get some damn viagra! | |
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eikonoklastes said: AlienX2050 said: Nope.
. Okay, but have you ever fucked a chick who wasn't interested in you at first, til you mentioned you're a writer? | |
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eikonoklastes said: Do you only write books to get some pussy?
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eikonoklastes said: AlienX2050 said: Damn man, you bout to make me look like freaky deak. There have been many women who weren't interested in my crazy ass until they realized I wrote the book they were holding. I didn't sleep with them though. I didn't.
Yes, there are many who aren't interested until they realize a few things. I imagine if I was in my early 20's I would have but not now. Shit, raising a son...let's just say it's birth control.
. Man, you could at LEAST have them suck you off. Fuck, I'd even let ugly bitches gag on it and swallow my load if I found out the only reason why they're interested in me is because I wrote the book they got. And if you can't get your old shriveled up dick hard, get some damn viagra! "Whitney was purely and simply one of a kind." ~ Clive Davis | |
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eikonoklastes said: AlienX2050 said: Damn man, you bout to make me look like freaky deak. There have been many women who weren't interested in my crazy ass until they realized I wrote the book they were holding. I didn't sleep with them though. I didn't.
Yes, there are many who aren't interested until they realize a few things. I imagine if I was in my early 20's I would have but not now. Shit, raising a son...let's just say it's birth control.
. Man, you could at LEAST have them suck you off. Fuck, I'd even let ugly bitches gag on it and swallow my load if I found out the only reason why they're interested in me is because I wrote the book they got. And if you can't get your old shriveled up dick hard, get some damn viagra! Jesus Joey.... Dayum..... | |
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eikonoklastes said: AlienX2050 said: Damn man, you bout to make me look like freaky deak. There have been many women who weren't interested in my crazy ass until they realized I wrote the book they were holding. I didn't sleep with them though. I didn't.
Yes, there are many who aren't interested until they realize a few things. I imagine if I was in my early 20's I would have but not now. Shit, raising a son...let's just say it's birth control.
. Man, you could at LEAST have them suck you off. Fuck, I'd even let ugly bitches gag on it and swallow my load if I found out the only reason why they're interested in me is because I wrote the book they got. And if you can't get your old shriveled up dick hard, get some damn viagra! Now, that's the Eik I know and . . . know. 
Wait. . . what. . . shriveled up dick????  | |
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SCNDLS said: eikonoklastes said: Man, you could at LEAST have them suck you off. Fuck, I'd even let ugly bitches gag on it and swallow my load if I found out the only reason why they're interested in me is because I wrote the book they got. And if you can't get your old shriveled up dick hard, get some damn viagra! Now, that's the Eik I know and . . . know.
Wait. . . what. . . shriveled up dick???? What's up with the face? Women like that need to say "thank you" after they swallow.
I was talking about CC. He's acting like he's too old to fuck, so I thought maybe he has some problems down there. Hormone replacement therapy is also an option if he's struggling with a case of erectile dysfunction. | |
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eikonoklastes said: AlienX2050 said: Damn man, you bout to make me look like freaky deak. There have been many women who weren't interested in my crazy ass until they realized I wrote the book they were holding. I didn't sleep with them though. I didn't.
Yes, there are many who aren't interested until they realize a few things. I imagine if I was in my early 20's I would have but not now. Shit, raising a son...let's just say it's birth control.
. Man, you could at LEAST have them suck you off. Fuck, I'd even let ugly bitches gag on it and swallow my load if I found out the only reason why they're interested in me is because I wrote the book they got. And if you can't get your old shriveled up dick hard, get some damn viagra! This has got to be Jooey's crazy ass.
Crazy ass fucka! . | |
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eikonoklastes said: SCNDLS said: Now, that's the Eik I know and . . . know.
Wait. . . what. . . shriveled up dick???? What's up with the face? Women like that need to say "thank you" after they swallow.
I was talking about CC. He's acting like he's too old to fuck, so I thought maybe he has some problems down there. Hormone replacement therapy is also an option if he's struggling with a case of erectile dysfunction.
No dysfunction... Maybe a sexual addiction.
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eikonoklastes said: SCNDLS said: Now, that's the Eik I know and . . . know.
Wait. . . what. . . shriveled up dick???? What's up with the face? Women like that need to say "thank you" after they swallow.
I was talking about CC. He's acting like he's too old to fuck, so I thought maybe he has some problems down there. Hormone replacement therapy is also an option if he's struggling with a case of erectile dysfunction. The was cuz you're so gatdamn vivid with your descriptions. | |
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SCNDLS said: eikonoklastes said: What's up with the face? Women like that need to say "thank you" after they swallow.
I was talking about CC. He's acting like he's too old to fuck, so I thought maybe he has some problems down there. Hormone replacement therapy is also an option if he's struggling with a case of erectile dysfunction. The was cuz you're so gatdamn vivid with your descriptions. I think peeps are expecting me to be explicit. I ain't doing that. I'd get banned! Fuck that shit!
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Question: Do you suffer from sexual dysfunction or addiction? Explain.  | |
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AlienX2050 said: SCNDLS said: The was cuz you're so gatdamn vivid with your descriptions. I think peeps are expecting me to be explicit. I ain't doing that. I'd get banned! Fuck that shit!
. After the thread about having anal sex after eating Taco Bell, nothing can be too explicit.  | |
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