Do you have a favorite pair of undies?

Besides the org and watching Maury Povich what do you do?

Is there a song you wish Prince would record?

What's your workout routine?

Can you shake your booty, your pretty booty, your mighty booty?

Why MUST you cuss people out at work???

Hell he cusses me out on the phone!!!

lmfao!

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Do you have a favorite pair of undies?

Girl, usually, I sleep naked. Kinda horny now. But my friend has just pissed me off so she's on punishment! I will make sure she never pisses me off again! Never cross me!

Besides the org and watching Maury Povich what do you do?

You asking some serious questions. I'm a writer. Do I make a living off that? I'm half way there... Listen these are some personal things you asking. Full time, I support Software Applications. I prefer to work at home. I can't stand the muthafucking corporate world. Those jackasses! Do I curse muthafuckas off all the time? Yes! Yes! Those bastards!

Is there a song you wish Prince would record?
I love little man. He's crazy like me. Yes, he should redo Luke Campbell's "Face Down Ass Up." But he should record it with George Michael. Do I think Prince is gay? Nope. But I think he was there in the moment at one time.

What's your workout routine?
I'm a fanatic. Something is wrong with me when it comes to this. I'm up 4:00 am and for the last year and half, I eat so much watermelon, you can call me juicy fruit. I run too much. Too much. 4-5 miles a day. Oh the watermelon makes me want sexual healing.

Can you shake your booty, your pretty booty, your mighty booty?
I can dance but I haven't done it in a while. But I love to grab some ass.

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SCNDLS said:

I don't know. I don't know. But I do most of my work at home on this laptop. I have 2 of them. It keeps bread on the table.

I don't like fake people. That's why I curse them out.

I'm hungry. I have to go get some watermelon. You want some?

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I don't have any ?'s I just wanted to say.... you are CRAZY AS HELL!!!

okay, carry on...

AlienX2050 said:

Ummmmm. . . . watermelon. . . nah, but what else you got?

rachel3 said:

You started it!

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rachel3 said:

Shooooo, I knew he was spayshul.

purplekitty said:

A friend has decided to plant a garden on the east side of my yard! So I have cucumbers (Don't go there!), corn, peas and tomatoes. My ex wife comes over like a Diva and picks shit from the garden! She's gorgeous sista but damnyum! Okay, I do love her. She had to put up with my crazy ass for a while. We are divorced and she's my son's mother.

I have watermelon, apples, strawberries, black berries and collard greens.

Also, frozen seedless grapes.

Do I seem crazy to you?


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purplekitty said:

I thought she meant special.

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AlienX2050 said:

Not crazy, per se, just spayshul. You sure don't believe in linear thought tho. But it's okay, I can follow your train, you and your ex steal fruits and vegetables from your neighbors garden. She's fine, you're crazy, you're still in love. Got it!

purplekitty said:

I love the people in my life. But ummm...you just quoted this all wrong.

The fruits and veggies are in my yard! There's this big ass deer that comes in the morning...early day break and has a field day in the garden. My Australian Sheppard has made friends with this animal and will not chase her away. They just be chilling in the mornings when I'm up...just before sun up. I'm thinkin about buying a BB Gun to pop both of their sorry asses. I'm breaking myself out of the meat habit for once in 4 years so this deer is lucky.

What are you really thinking?

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AlienX2050 said:

But really. . . Okay, lemme try again. . . So someone else planted fruits and veggies in your yard. . . Bambi and Fido are buds, but for some reason this annoys you so you wanna shoot 'em bof with your gun cuz you're going vegan??? Is that right???

purplekitty said:

It doesn't annoy me. I think it's cute.

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AlienX2050 said:

Then why you wanna shoot 'em in the butt??? Or was that a joke?

OMG, I can't even follow what is going on in here ...

JessieJ said:

I tried to tol' ya'll, spayshul.

purplekitty said:

I ain't even gonna act confused. Ask me a real question. Fine ass! Yes, I said it!
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JessieJ said:

You are a fine muthafucka. You know that?

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AlienX2050 said:

Do you read your own posts as you're typing them?

you people really need to learn how to spell

JessieJ said:

Yes, they clearly need to lay off the shit.

purplekitty said:

Yes, I am typing them. Oh God, a cold shower would work!

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KidaDynamite said:

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purplekitty said:

This is too much going on here. Dogs, deer, frozen grapes, grabbin' asses, exes, cursing muthafuckas out .... .... ooohhh lawd.

AlienX2050 said:

Well damn

JessieJ said:

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I just had to say it. A lot of that going on here. Shit, I can't wait till Prince have more parties at Paisley. You'll have so many of ya'll fine muthafuckas there. I think I'm grown though.

But ya'll takes the cake....damnyum.

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