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Nice try: Ohio inmate says he's too fat for execution I can't believe he actually tried this. How the hell does one get fat on death muthafuckin row????
COLUMBUS, Ohio - A death row inmate scheduled for execution says he's too fat to be put to death, claiming executioners would have trouble finding his veins and that his weight could diminish the effectiveness of one of the lethal injection drugs. Lawyers for Richard Cooey argue in a federal lawsuit that Cooey — 5-feet-7 and 267 pounds — had poor veins when he faced execution five years ago and the problem has been worsened by weight gain. The lawsuit, filed Friday in federal court, also says prison officials have had difficulty drawing blood from Cooey for medical procedures. Cooey, 41, is sentenced to die for raping and murdering two young women in 1986. His execution is scheduled for Oct. 14. His attorneys say a drug he is taking for migraine headaches could affect the execution process. The drug Topamax, a type of seizure medication, may have created a resistance to thiopental, the drug used to put inmates to sleep before two other lethal drugs are administered, Dr. Mark Heath, a physician hired by the Ohio Public Defender's Office, said in documents filed with the court. Heath says Cooey's weight, combined with the potential drug resistance, increases the risk he would not be properly anesthetized. "All of the experts agree if the first drug doesn't work, the execution is going to be excruciating," Cooey's public defender, Kelly Culshaw Schneider, said Monday. (And? So? I'm sure the girls he raped and murdered died pretty excruciating deaths.) Prison system spokeswoman Andrea Carson and Jim Gravelle, a spokesman for the Ohio Attorney General's Office, both said Monday they hadn't seen the lawsuit and couldn't comment. Last year, Carson cited the obesity of condemned inmate Christopher Newton as one of the reasons prison officials had difficulty accessing his veins before his execution. Newton was 6 feet tall and weighed 265 pounds. Two years ago, convicted killer Jeffrey Lundgren was put to death after a federal appeals court rejected his claim that he was at greater risk of experiencing pain and suffering because he was overweight and diabetic. [Edited 8/5/08 6:08am] | |
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He's not fat, there's just more of him to execute. | |
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then shoot him | |
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DanceWme said: then shoot him Don't they still do hangings? Just more taxpayers' money wasted. | |
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SCNDLS said: DanceWme said: then shoot him Don't they still do hangings? Just more taxpayers' money wasted. Hanging? Shooo... Just crank up ol' Sparky and presto! you got bacon! We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: SCNDLS said: Don't they still do hangings? Just more taxpayers' money wasted. Hanging? Shooo... Just crank up ol' Sparky and presto! you got bacon! Could you imagine all that lard frying though. Oh, well, no better for him. | |
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can they force him to do a 24 hour Pilates lesson ? | |
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He deserves an excruciating death. I say make the bastard suffer. | |
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BlueZebra said: can they force him to do a 24 hour Pilates lesson ?
Fuck that, put that fool in a 90-minute Bikram yoga class at 100 degrees and he will sho nuf have a stroke. | |
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DanceWme said: then shoot him I'm sayin'! "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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DanceWme said: then shoot him That oil spill 'd make the Exxon Valdez look like buttah. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: DanceWme said: then shoot him That oil spill 'd make the Exxon Valdez look like buttah. Stop, fool! | |
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SCNDLS said: Genesia said: That oil spill 'd make the Exxon Valdez look like buttah. Stop, fool! Sowwy... We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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well they could put him on a diet and exercise program right?
or just shoot him this place has turned me into a monster We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color. Maya Angelou | |
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Naw put him in a cell with that dude from the Greyhound bus decapitation story.
I'm sure that guy won't mind getting through all the gristle. CHOMP! | |
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paintedlady said: Naw put him in a cell with that dude from the Greyhound bus decapitation story.
I'm sure that guy won't mind getting through all the gristle. CHOMP! Okay, why you gotta call it "gristle" Speaking of, dontcha just hate it when you're eating a burger or sausage and you bite into some gristle???? | |
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SCNDLS said: paintedlady said: Naw put him in a cell with that dude from the Greyhound bus decapitation story.
I'm sure that guy won't mind getting through all the gristle. CHOMP! Okay, why you gotta call it "gristle" Speaking of, dontcha just hate it when you're eating a burger or sausage and you bite into some gristle???? well what should I call it when it's like 42% lean meat? | |
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paintedlady said: SCNDLS said: Okay, why you gotta call it "gristle" Speaking of, dontcha just hate it when you're eating a burger or sausage and you bite into some gristle???? well what should I call it when it's like 42% lean meat? You.ain't.right. | |
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SCNDLS said: paintedlady said: Naw put him in a cell with that dude from the Greyhound bus decapitation story.
I'm sure that guy won't mind getting through all the gristle. CHOMP! Okay, why you gotta call it "gristle" Speaking of, dontcha just hate it when you're eating a burger or sausage and you bite into some gristle???? oh you mean a "knuckle" yeah I hate that too "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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Shorty said: SCNDLS said: Okay, why you gotta call it "gristle" Speaking of, dontcha just hate it when you're eating a burger or sausage and you bite into some gristle???? oh you mean a "knuckle" yeah I hate that too Uh, uhhh, see. . . | |
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Shorty said: SCNDLS said: Okay, why you gotta call it "gristle" Speaking of, dontcha just hate it when you're eating a burger or sausage and you bite into some gristle???? oh you mean a "knuckle" yeah I hate that too LMAO! | |
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SCNDLS said: paintedlady said: Naw put him in a cell with that dude from the Greyhound bus decapitation story.
I'm sure that guy won't mind getting through all the gristle. CHOMP! Okay, why you gotta call it "gristle" Speaking of, dontcha just hate it when you're eating a burger or sausage and you bite into some gristle???? Okay...that just reminded me of the old SNL sketch where Roseann Roseannadanna thought a piece of gristle was a toenail. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: SCNDLS said: Okay, why you gotta call it "gristle" Speaking of, dontcha just hate it when you're eating a burger or sausage and you bite into some gristle???? Okay...that just reminded me of the old SNL sketch where Roseann Roseannadanna thought a piece of gristle was a toenail. @ all ya'll! | |
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i wish our country would move past the collective passion towards the death penalty. it's really disturbing | |
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evenstar3 said: i wish our country would move past the collective passion towards the death penalty. it's really disturbing
So if he'd raped and murdered your sister what pushishment would you mete out? | |
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SCNDLS said: evenstar3 said: i wish our country would move past the collective passion towards the death penalty. it's really disturbing
So if he'd raped and murdered your sister what pushishment would you mete out? i can't say that for sure because i've been lucky enough to never be in that situation. it's just like...with how flawed and corrupt the justice system is, I truly can't understand how anyone can go along with a practice that allows for the possibility of the execution of the innocent. It's well and good to imagine that only guilty people are killed, but just look at what the Innocence Project does, and the statistics on racial bias in the courts... | |
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evenstar3 said: SCNDLS said: So if he'd raped and murdered your sister what pushishment would you mete out? i can't say that for sure because i've been lucky enough to never be in that situation. it's just like...with how flawed and corrupt the justice system is, I truly can't understand how anyone can go along with a practice that allows for the possibility of the execution of the innocent. It's well and good to imagine that only guilty people are killed, but just look at what the Innocence Project does, and the statistics on racial bias in the courts... I hear you, and you're absolutely right about the racial biases and the numbers of death row inmates, largely minoritites, that have been exonerated by DNA. However, in THIS case, this guy's not saying "Don't execute me cuz I'm innocent and I didn't do it." So I'm going to assume his guilt is a foregone conclusion and he did that shit. Rather, he's trynta weasel out of his execution because he's fat. C'mon, you gotta admit, that's funny as hell. | |
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