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PrintableRenHoek said: TheMistress said: I could get a cool bike! and a bitchin', cool houseboat...  
I WANT A HOUSEBOAT! The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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TheMistress said: shanti0608 said: If your asses are coming here then you better tell us.
 It will probably be after these monkeys are grown.  | |
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off topic but is TheMistress formerly known as FunkMistress?  A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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TheMistress said: HamsterHuey said: I could steal your husband. Or at least have a fling with his chest hair. Or fondle his boobs in a suitcase. You could fondle his chest hair while I fondle the tits-in-a-briefcase while we all ride a bike. Uhmmmm I foresee problems. |
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TheMistress said: mdiver said: It is gonna fucking suck big hairy donkey balls if we move there and you move here
 Um, why do you think we're fleeing the country?? Classic Answer Of The Day. |
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RenHoek said: off topic but is TheMistress formerly known as FunkMistress?
Yes! I used to use this handle when FunkMistress ran out of posts. I resurrected it for no reason at all. The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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HamsterHuey said: TheMistress said: You could fondle his chest hair while I fondle the tits-in-a-briefcase while we all ride a bike. Uhmmmm I foresee problems. Don't worry, Chris will get high and you and I will drink lots of black coffee and it will all work out perfectly. Trust me. The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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TheMistress said: mdiver said: It is gonna fucking suck big hairy donkey balls if we move there and you move here
Um, why do you think we're fleeing the country?? Bitch | |
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mdiver said: TheMistress said: Um, why do you think we're fleeing the country?? Bitch  The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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TheMistress said: Chris will get high
He will allow me to bite down on his nipples? It's stuff I do when I get drunk. |
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mdiver said: TheMistress said: Um, why do you think we're fleeing the country?? Bitch You say 'bitch', but in the meantime you love her for putting you in your place. |
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HamsterHuey said: TheMistress said: Chris will get high
He will allow me to bite down on his nipples? It's stuff I do when I get drunk. Hmm... For you that may be negotiable. The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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HamsterHuey said: mdiver said: Bitch You say 'bitch', but in the meantime you love her for putting you in your place. She has a gun dude, what the hell am i gonna do? | |
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TheMistress said: HamsterHuey said: He will allow me to bite down on his nipples? It's stuff I do when I get drunk. Hmm... For you that may be negotiable. Uhmmmm. I might be interested. Anyways. You'd love Amsterdam. We all speak English very goed and we are mostly casual and laid-back, not cuz of the smokes. Only stoopid tourists do that stuff. |
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mdiver said: HamsterHuey said: You say 'bitch', but in the meantime you love her for putting you in your place. She has a gun dude, what the hell am i gonna do? She has? That is rather smart of her, in the gun-totin' fucked up place she lives in. |
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HamsterHuey said: TheMistress said: Hmm... For you that may be negotiable. Uhmmmm. I might be interested. Anyways. You'd love Amsterdam. We all speak English very goed and we are mostly casual and laid-back, not cuz of the smokes. Only stoopid tourists do that stuff. That sounds good to me! The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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HamsterHuey said: mdiver said: She has a gun dude, what the hell am i gonna do? She has? That is rather smart of her, in the gun-totin' fucked up place she lives in. Chris's dad taught me to shoot a motherfucker in the head. The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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HamsterHuey said: mdiver said: She has a gun dude, what the hell am i gonna do? She has? That is rather smart of her, in the gun-totin' fucked up place she lives in. Scary thing is that she does not need it, she could kill a motherfucker with her tongue | |
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TheMistress said: HamsterHuey said: She has? That is rather smart of her, in the gun-totin' fucked up place she lives in. Chris's dad taught me to shoot a motherfucker in the head. We are very against guns here, though. We only let gangsta's carry them, so they can shoot themselves. Dumb muthafuckas. |
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TheMistress said: RenHoek said: and a bitchin', cool houseboat...
I WANT A HOUSEBOAT! Amsterdam, probably the coolest place I've ever visited... they speak English (although my German went over well there), you can schmoke all you want, the food is outstanding, they're progressive (for the most part), they have tulips, you can go to the beach (Scheveningen is particularly nice, check out De Pier) or you can fly just about anywhere you want (Schiphol is GREAT!). Oh and there's plenty of places where you can get your Mistress on if need be... badboyedit [Edited 8/1/08 15:23pm] A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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mdiver said: HamsterHuey said: She has? That is rather smart of her, in the gun-totin' fucked up place she lives in. Scary thing is that she does not need it, she could kill a motherfucker with her tongue Only measly men and cunty women. |
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TheMistress said: HamsterHuey said: She has? That is rather smart of her, in the gun-totin' fucked up place she lives in. Chris's dad taught me to shoot a motherfucker in the head.  | |
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RenHoek said: you can smoke all you want.
As long as you do it at home. We outlawed smokers last month. And now, you do not smoke weed on the street. Only dumb tourists do. We push them in front of trams. |
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RenHoek said: TheMistress said:
I WANT A HOUSEBOAT! Amsterdam, probably the coolest place I've ever visited... they speak English (although my German went over well there), you can schmoke all you want, the food is outstanding, they're progressive (for the most part), they have tulips, you can go to the beach (Scheveningen is particularly nice, check out De Pier) or you can fly just about anywhere you want (Schiphol is GREAT!). Oh and there's plenty of places where you can get your Mistress on in need be... badboyedit [Edited 8/1/08 15:23pm] 
We HAVE to at least visit. I think we'll love it. The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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HamsterHuey said: RenHoek said: you can smoke all you want.
As long as you do it at home. We outlawed smokers last month. And now, you do not smoke weed on the street. Only dumb tourists do. We push them in front of trams. We are not ostentatious tourist types. We keep our business at home. I want to push people in front of trams! The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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TheMistress said: We HAVE to at least visit. I think we'll love it.
'And to the left we have The Nipple Pinching Herminator. Please place your hairy manboobs to his hungry lips.' |
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TheMistress said: I want to push people in front of trams!
Just the Americans and the Germans, please. We like the Japanese. |
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HamsterHuey said: RenHoek said: you can smoke all you want.
As long as you do it at home. We outlawed smokers last month. And now, you do not smoke weed on the street. Only dumb tourists do. We push them in front of trams. I know, isn't that fun!! A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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HamsterHuey said: TheMistress said: We HAVE to at least visit. I think we'll love it.
'And to the left we have The Nipple Pinching Herminator. Please place your hairy manboobs to his hungry lips.' And please don't mind the Gun-Toting Slut With The Heart Of Gold pushing people in front of trams. They all deserved it. The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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HamsterHuey said: TheMistress said: I want to push people in front of trams!
Just the Americans and the Germans, please. We like the Japanese. And small, balding Brits with tattoos, not wearing a jacket. |
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