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Where is the best place in the WORLD to live? We've been seriously contemplating blowing this fucking joint for a while, and I'm not talking about my husband's marijuana habit, although that will probably factor into our decision. If you know what I mean. Keep that in mind for later.
So what country should we move to? I can't be anywhere that's too cold, and Jersey can't be anywhere that's too hot. Ebony and Ivory my friends, living together in perfect harmony. We are progressive hippies (we shower though) so no fascist fucking countries. High tax rate is okay as long as it translates to social programs like universal health care and free education. Proximity to the ocean is kind of important, but we'll take a big ass lake I GUESS. English speaking is important too. JerseyKRS said: Jersey too dumb to learn new language.
So where should we live?? The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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Gibraltar | |
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BlueZebra said: Gibraltar
You want me to live on a rock?? The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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Oh! I should probably mention that I can get dual citizenship in the European Union.
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TheMistress said: BlueZebra said: Gibraltar
You want me to live on a rock?? you were quite specific in your demands :s If you can only live in an English speaking part of the world, it's either the UK (too cold), Africa (some countries), Ausland (don't know 'bout the weather, immigration is a bitch) or some islands (probably too hot). Gibraltar is English-speaking and not too hot. If you know other languages well enough to get a job then I'd probably say Spain (Barcelona ??). If you can get into the Big 4 they offer language courses if you relocate. | |
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Bali. | |
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All things considered... Amsterdam! A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon | |
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TheMistress said: Oh! I should probably mention that I can get dual citizenship in the European Union.
There's only one English-speaking country near Europe (they're actually not part of Europe, just tagging on) but that is not where you want to live | |
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BlueZebra said: TheMistress said: You want me to live on a rock?? you were quite specific in your demands :s If you can only live in an English speaking part of the world, it's either the UK (too cold), Africa (some countries), Ausland (don't know 'bout the weather, immigration is a bitch) or some islands (probably too hot). Gibraltar is English-speaking and not too hot. If you know other languages well enough to get a job then I'd probably say Spain (Barcelona ??). If you can get into the Big 4 they offer language courses if you relocate. Big 4? The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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Oh wait, you'll get the death penatly for possesion in Indonesia. nevermind. | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: Oh wait, you'll get the death penatly for possesion in Indonesia. nevermind.
gets kinda hot there, too. nevermind. | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: Bali.
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magnificentsynthesizer said: Oh wait, you'll get the death penatly for possesion in Indonesia. nevermind.
Oh. Fuck that. Twice. The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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TheMistress said: BlueZebra said: you were quite specific in your demands :s If you can only live in an English speaking part of the world, it's either the UK (too cold), Africa (some countries), Ausland (don't know 'bout the weather, immigration is a bitch) or some islands (probably too hot). Gibraltar is English-speaking and not too hot. If you know other languages well enough to get a job then I'd probably say Spain (Barcelona ??). If you can get into the Big 4 they offer language courses if you relocate. Big 4? Deloitte Touche Tohmatsu PWC E&Y KPMG (add Accenture as a fifth) | |
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BlueZebra said: TheMistress said: Oh! I should probably mention that I can get dual citizenship in the European Union.
There's only one English-speaking country near Europe (they're actually not part of Europe, just tagging on) but that is not where you want to live You talking about that limey-ass imperialist-ass UK? My mother was born in Ireland and I have uncles in the IRA. Which is why Phil and I never talk politics. The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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TheMistress said: magnificentsynthesizer said: Oh wait, you'll get the death penatly for possesion in Indonesia. nevermind.
Oh. Fuck that. Twice. | |
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BlueZebra said: TheMistress said: Big 4? Deloitte Touche Tohmatsu PWC E&Y KPMG (add Accenture as a fifth) XYZ &*$ BUTTSECKS GOO The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: TheMistress said: Oh. Fuck that. Twice. Yeah, see, Big Brother is a large part of the reason we want to get out of here in the first place. The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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TheMistress said: BlueZebra said: There's only one English-speaking country near Europe (they're actually not part of Europe, just tagging on) but that is not where you want to live You talking about that limey-ass imperialist-ass UK? My mother was born in Ireland and I have uncles in the IRA. Which is why Phil and I never talk politics. Ireland looks ok ... but maybe too cold ? and they have bad protection for employees I won't pitch Belgium because it's not English-speaking per sé, but you might be able to get a job at one of the European institutions or one of the European headquarters of an international company. It can get cold here though and weed is condoned (not legalized but you won't get punished/arrested for small amounts). European institutions (Ireland is a part of Europe, England/Scotland are not), do have exams ever so often that would guarantee employment. | |
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RenHoek said: All things considered... Amsterdam!
Ooh! Ooh! | |
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TheMistress said: BlueZebra said: Deloitte Touche Tohmatsu PWC E&Y KPMG (add Accenture as a fifth) XYZ &*$ BUTTSECKS GOO yes, them too | |
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HamsterHuey said: RenHoek said: All things considered... Amsterdam!
Ooh! Ooh! I could get a cool bike! The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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If your asses are coming here then you better tell us.
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TheMistress said: HamsterHuey said: Ooh! Ooh! I could get a cool bike! I could steal your husband. Or at least have a fling with his chest hair. Or fondle his boobs in a suitcase. | |
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HamsterHuey said: TheMistress said: I could get a cool bike! I could steal your husband. Or at least have a fling with his chest hair. Or fondle his boobs in a suitcase. You could fondle his chest hair while I fondle the tits-in-a-briefcase while we all ride a bike. The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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It is gonna fucking suck big hairy donkey balls if we move there and you move here | |
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shanti0608 said: If your asses are coming here then you better tell us.
It will probably be after these monkeys are grown. The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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TheMistress said: HamsterHuey said: Ooh! Ooh! I could get a cool bike! and a bitchin', cool houseboat... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon | |
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mdiver said: It is gonna fucking suck big hairy donkey balls if we move there and you move here
Um, why do you think we're fleeing the country?? The Mistress the ultimate oh motherfucker she's so motherfucking bad machine | |
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