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Have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time? I cant be the only who has experienced this if you sneeze and fart at the same time it absolutely kills no Im serious.  LET A WOMAN BE A WOMAN AND A MAN BE A MAN | |
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rolling said: I cant be the only who has experienced this if you sneeze and fart at the same time it absolutely kills no Im serious.
Im sure I have. Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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moderatorrolling said: I cant be the only who has experienced this if you sneeze and fart at the same time it absolutely kills no Im serious.
So what do you do for a living ? Are you married- partnered ? Kids? What kind of schooling do you have? Do you travel ? Where ? Do you have a solid relationship with your parents ? Siblings ? What kind of books do you read ? Do you do any volunteer work ? are you an artist - what do you create ? | |
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That is a sure sign that it's time 2 change your underwear. | |
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Mach said: So what do you do for a living ? I am a Master Scheduler...thank you for asking. "Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!  I'm a guy!!!!
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snarting is always better than sharting.  | |
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JerseyKRS said: snarting is always better than sharting.
 "Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!! I'm a guy!!!!
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Sowhat said: Mach said: So what do you do for a living ? I am a Master Scheduler...thank you for asking.  | |
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We all Snart | |
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Mach said: rolling said: I cant be the only who has experienced this if you sneeze and fart at the same time it absolutely kills no Im serious.
So what do you do for a living ? Musician! Are you married- partnered ? No - yes Kids? No What kind of schooling do you have? Degree in Music and all the usual! Do you travel ? Where ? Yes kazakhstan Do you have a solid relationship with your parents ? Siblings ? Yes Yes What kind of books do you read ? All and some Do you do any volunteer work ? Yes are you an artist - what do you create ? Musician - Music LET A WOMAN BE A WOMAN AND A MAN BE A MAN | |
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JerseyKRS said: snarting is always better than sharting.
Or dooting. | |
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I can indeed verify that sneezing and farting at the same time is very painful yet highly amusing at the same time | |
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JerseyKRS said: snarting is always better than sharting.
Yes. most definitely. I have a new word!!!! snarting!!! | |
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Interesting i thought about starting a thread asking anyone if
they had the intent to pass a fart but instead felt something loose and gooey in their drawers and you say oh shit i've done it.
I didn't know their was a term for this action. Sharting! [Edited 9/10/08 20:30pm] Don't laugh at my funk
This funk is a serious joint | |
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Not quite the same, but how about farting and blowing your nose at the same time? George Carlin asked that many years ago. | |
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Once. It was fuckin' embarrassing and funny at the same time. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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ain't no thang unless you shit your pants To Sir, with Love | |
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PEJ said: ain't no thang unless you shit your pants
No, I've never SHARTED. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said: PEJ said: ain't no thang unless you shit your pants
No, I've never SHARTED. To Sir, with Love | |
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