I say "gosh" and "fish"


fish is a generic word I replace for everything. LIke "Bullshit" becomes "bullFish" and fuck becomes "fish" and fag becomes "fish"

Everything is fish.

Imago said:

Shut the fish up.

I've taken up my mother's habit of say "god bless america!"
instead of god dammit.

CarrieMpls said:

Waving a "air" flag on your behalf right now.

I don't remember what happened, but I was about to yell "Shit! and I let out the Shhhh and then I remembered that there was a child in the room with me and I ended up saying "Shiny!" Then he was like " You almost said shit!"

I say "expletive"

as in "oh expletive! I dropped my glass."

my daughter says it too now since I told her crap was just as bad as saying shit.

I just swear...all proper like.

butterfli25 said:

Dagnabbit!

Jesus tap dancing Christ on a cracker.

Stymie said:

I sometimes say oh sugar in stead of oh shit

I don't curse or use swear words.

But I do say 'BLAST'!!! and "Good Boogity-Woogity" at appropriate moments.

And "Skippy".

Uhope said:

jami0mckay said:

It's great for when you bang your knee or sumthin'.

Uhope said:

I'm gonna start using it as a greeting when I answer the phone

i like to swear without swearing.

this means that, instead of saying the sentence 'that fucking moron tailgater is making me angry'

i say instead 'that [silent pause]-ing moron tailgater is making me angry.'

the silent pause, where the word 'fuck' would go, is swearing without swearing.

while i dont have anything against cursing i have come into the habit or throwing two random words together when i make a mistake (kina as a replacement for "bullshit!")...


i might forget me wallet and be like "ball sandwiches! soggy waffle-sized ball sandwiches!"





(don't ask me why, but i just started doin that one day, and it baecame like an inside joke with myself)

XxAxX said:

I'd be too tempted to fill the [silent pause] with a noise like a duck quacking or a foghorn.

SirPsycho said:

NERD!

JessieJ said:

am not!

Frack isn't bad.

I curse alot, I like to insert cursing in conversations in new ways like
"recockulous".

Say it out loud and it makes sense. Maybe.

banks said:

thats what i try to use too.

and flip for fuck.

I say Jiminy Crickets

And...fudge knockers!
[Edited 7/31/08 9:31am]

cheese n rice used to piss of a teacher of mine

instead of mf i say futher mucker.

G0shdammit!

jami0mckay said:

well, when i am alone all KINDS of words fill the silent pause

but, the pause comes in handy when children are present

XxAxX said:

my brother use to do that around my mother.
sometimes he'll accidently say the curse and leave out another word

then he'd get smacked