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What are your favorite replacement words for curse words? You don't need to be forgiven. What you need is an excuse! And for a small donation I can give one to you. No, I am NOT God. Stop asking. | |
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I say "gosh" and "fish"
fish is a generic word I replace for everything. LIke "Bullshit" becomes "bullFish" and fuck becomes "fish" and fag becomes "fish" Everything is fish. | |
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Imago said: I say "gosh" and "fish"
fish is a generic word I replace for everything. LIke "Bullshit" becomes "bullFish" and fuck becomes "fish" and fag becomes "fish" Everything is fish. Shut the fish up. | |
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Ex-Moderator | I've taken up my mother's habit of say "god bless america!"
instead of god dammit. |
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CarrieMpls said: I've taken up my mother's habit of say "god bless america!"
instead of god dammit. Waving a "air" flag on your behalf right now. | |
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I don't remember what happened, but I was about to yell "Shit! and I let out the Shhhh and then I remembered that there was a child in the room with me and I ended up saying "Shiny!" Then he was like " You almost said shit!" | |
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I say "expletive"
as in "oh expletive! I dropped my glass." my daughter says it too now since I told her crap was just as bad as saying shit. We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color. Maya Angelou | |
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I just swear...all proper like. | |
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butterfli25 said: I say "expletive"
as in "oh expletive! I dropped my glass." my daughter says it too now since I told her crap was just as bad as saying shit. | |
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Dagnabbit! We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Jesus tap dancing Christ on a cracker. | |
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Stymie said: Jesus tap dancing Christ on a cracker.
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I sometimes say oh sugar in stead of oh shit | |
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I don't curse or use swear words.
But I do say 'BLAST'!!! and "Good Boogity-Woogity" at appropriate moments. And "Skippy". | |
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Uhope said: I don't curse or use swear words.
But I do say 'BLAST'!!! and "Good Boogity-Woogity" at appropriate moments. And "Skippy". | |
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jami0mckay said: Uhope said: I don't curse or use swear words.
But I do say 'BLAST'!!! and "Good Boogity-Woogity" at appropriate moments. And "Skippy". It's great for when you bang your knee or sumthin'. | |
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Uhope said: jami0mckay said: It's great for when you bang your knee or sumthin'. I'm gonna start using it as a greeting when I answer the phone | |
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i like to swear without swearing.
this means that, instead of saying the sentence 'that fucking moron tailgater is making me angry' i say instead 'that [silent pause]-ing moron tailgater is making me angry.' the silent pause, where the word 'fuck' would go, is swearing without swearing. | |
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while i dont have anything against cursing i have come into the habit or throwing two random words together when i make a mistake (kina as a replacement for "bullshit!")...
i might forget me wallet and be like "ball sandwiches! soggy waffle-sized ball sandwiches!" (don't ask me why, but i just started doin that one day, and it baecame like an inside joke with myself) | |
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XxAxX said: i like to swear without swearing.
this means that, instead of saying the sentence 'that fucking moron tailgater is making me angry' i say instead 'that [silent pause]-ing moron tailgater is making me angry.' the silent pause, where the word 'fuck' would go, is swearing without swearing. I'd be too tempted to fill the [silent pause] with a noise like a duck quacking or a foghorn. | |
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SirPsycho said: while i dont have anything against cursing i have come into the habit or throwing two random words together when i make a mistake (kina as a replacement for "bullshit!")...
i might forget me wallet and be like "ball sandwiches! soggy waffle-sized ball sandwiches!" (don't ask me why, but i just started doin that one day, and it baecame like an inside joke with myself) NERD! | |
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JessieJ said: SirPsycho said: while i dont have anything against cursing i have come into the habit or throwing two random words together when i make a mistake (kina as a replacement for "bullshit!")...
i might forget me wallet and be like "ball sandwiches! soggy waffle-sized ball sandwiches!" (don't ask me why, but i just started doin that one day, and it baecame like an inside joke with myself) NERD! am not! | |
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Frack isn't bad.
I curse alot, I like to insert cursing in conversations in new ways like "recockulous". Say it out loud and it makes sense. Maybe. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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banks said: I sometimes say oh sugar in stead of oh shit
thats what i try to use too. and flip for fuck. | |
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I say Jiminy Crickets
And...fudge knockers! [Edited 7/31/08 9:31am] Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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cheese n rice used to piss of a teacher of mine | |
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instead of mf i say futher mucker. | |
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G0shdammit! "LOVE YOURSELF AS ALL PEOPLE" | |
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jami0mckay said: XxAxX said: i like to swear without swearing.
this means that, instead of saying the sentence 'that fucking moron tailgater is making me angry' i say instead 'that [silent pause]-ing moron tailgater is making me angry.' the silent pause, where the word 'fuck' would go, is swearing without swearing. I'd be too tempted to fill the [silent pause] with a noise like a duck quacking or a foghorn. well, when i am alone all KINDS of words fill the silent pause but, the pause comes in handy when children are present | |
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XxAxX said: i like to swear without swearing.
this means that, instead of saying the sentence 'that fucking moron tailgater is making me angry' i say instead 'that [silent pause]-ing moron tailgater is making me angry.' the silent pause, where the word 'fuck' would go, is swearing without swearing. my brother use to do that around my mother. sometimes he'll accidently say the curse and leave out another word then he'd get smacked | |
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