I just saw Dark Knight for the third time (I'm pretty awesome, right? Right? ) and sitting through it the third time 'round, I couldn't help but think this movie would've been so much better if we got to see Batman and the Joker screw like crazed weasels. Like, gettin' it on.


No, I'm serious.


The one thing missing from this movie that would've made it perfect for me is a scene of all-out, rough, nasty fucking between the Dark Knight and the Clown Prince. That would've been sublime.


I've been told I'm not quite right.
[Edited 7/28/08 23:54pm]

I get the same feeling when I see Mars23 and Heinenkel debate in P&R

Imago said:

Wait, I was serious. Are you?

meow85 said:

Yes. They're both hot and smart. Though I only agree with Mars23's politics.

Imago said:

Ok then. Fair enough.

prays a Bale/Ledger sex tape will emerge with the two in costume. Preferably Batsy on top, thanks.

meow85 said:

Why the hell did they only show one scene of Christan Bale with his shirt off--and it was to stitch up his damned skin.


This was a dude movie through and through.



LOVED the movie though. But the verdict is out whether I like it better than the first

Imago said:

If not for the Joker, I'd say the two are neck in neck for me. But the inclusion of the Joker, especially as played by Heath, makes it the winner in my eyes.

Plenty of shirtless Bale in the first one. Pity about the lack in this movie, though I did like the scene that shows him all beat up and bruised. Didn't think it was sexy, but I liked the realism it added. Batman's got no superpowers, so it stands to reason he'd wear and tear just as bad as anybody when he takes a beating.

Ocean said:

Laugh all you want, at least I can admit I'm touched in the head.

I'm dead serious about this though.

meow85 said:

I'm still dying to see this ..was suppose to see it last weekend but ended up seeing Hancock as my son wanted to see that

meow85 said:

You having these thoughts is hot.

i just saw it. and i don't want to go through the other thread, cause i'm lazy, did it appear that they were planning to use the joker again?

Ocean said:

Bummer. I heard Hancock wasn't all that good. How'd you find it?

ehuffnsd said:

Sort of.

spoiler warning for folks

They don't really say what happens to him in the end, though they imply he ends up in custody of the FBI/sent off to Arkham/something along those lines. The last shot of him is him hanging upside down making those lil whining sounds because Batman wouldn't let him drop.

spoiler done

I don't know what they plan on doing now. I've heard Nolan doesn't want to replace Ledger, which is fair, but it does leave them with the problem of explaining his sudden absence. They better not pull an X3 and have him disappear with no word like Nightcrawler.

meow85 said:

from the title it seems this movie caters for your needs better than Batman

sextonseven said:

I've often thought so.

BlueZebra said:

Will Smith does the Joker in Hancock?

meow85 said:

Pretty crappy really ...But my 10 year old enjoyed it

Ocean said:

That's about what I've heard about. It'd please a 10 year old.

Christian Bale and Heath Ledger gettin' down to it...
That an assload of extra ticket's I'll buy right there!

YES.

yay slash

meow85 said:

InsatiableCream has the record with a whopping 7 times

ToraToraDreams said:

Like I said, man, praying for that sex tape to get leaked. That would make my day.

And if there was a sex tape of them getting busy in costume between takes?

That would make my CENTURY.

evenstar3 said:

I fucking adore slash. I won't lie, my heavy reading of it probably influenced my thoughts a wee bit. I was somewhat familiar with the Batman/Joker concept to begin with, but this coupled with DC's admitted vagueness about the Joker's sexuality and his obsession with the Bat sealed it for me.

I am a converted, sworn true, Batman/Joker slasher.

MajesticOne89 said:

Holy crap.

I've got no claims to the crown, I see.

meow85 said:

still haven´t seen the movie but I am gonna miss that scene definitely!!

You and your slashy fantasies again.

minneapolisgenius said:

You're another one. Women that want to see two men together are hot.

sextonseven said: