Artie Lange

No. one.

RipHer2Shreds said:

Holy fuckin cow. Is this real?

roodboi said:

As much as I love Artie, I think there's only so many drunken binges, drug-fueled hooker romps and Dana-inspired weeping jags I could stand.

Now, Artie in therapy? That's a show I would watch!

i've always wanted PBS to do a reality show starring lou reed and laurie anderson. kind of the aging hipster version of "newlyweds".

on one episode, laurie and lou could go out to see an art film then the cameras could follow them to their favorite macro-korean restaurant where they get into a huge argument over the use of brechtian irony in the dogme-95 filmmaking process. laurie stomps back to the apartment and has a counselling session with her favorite ventriloquist dummy, while lou goes over to dennis hopper's place and meditates for the rest of the night.

i think it would be a fascinating show.

Don't you have students to torment someplace?

Anxiety said:

I see more of a 'Lou stews over some statements by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Spike Lee; Laurie - unable to calm him - practices her elfin eye-rolls in the mirror for two hours, followed by indulging in a vocoder session that consists of the phrase "regime-change" repeated 666 times.'

Stymie said:

no, i think it's the video for bjork's new single.

Anxiety said:

It's the video for Drawing Restraint 9.

Imago said:

Shazza would fix him right up she'd have him clearing away his own breakfast dishes

prince

axl rose

ricky martin

johnny depp

I would like a show called "Tactical Nuclear Strike".

Each season they would put all the "reality stars" in a house and, well...tactical nuclear strike.

2the9s said:

That'd be entertaining as shit.

Gimmesomehorns said:

You have issues.

A reality show with the whole cast of BtVS and AtS would be kinda neat though. See how they react to each other without scripts.