Prince - Must have a physician back stage to administer B-12 shot

Jennifer Lopez - Her coffee must be stirred counter clockwise. Trailers and backstage areas must be draped with white sheets and decorated with white rose and candles.

Janet Jackson - Insists that her limo be parked right outside her dressing room door so she doesn’t have to walk. Must have a chaise lounge and 10 black roses.

Sean “Diddy”Combs - Before he would allow a London club to host a party for him, he insisted they foot the bill for six limos, including a Rolls Royce, a limo and a Mercedes. After the club agreed, Diddy made more demands and the club canceled the event.

Paul McCartney - No more and no less than 19 six foot tall leafy green plants and four six foot tall plants should adorn his dressing room.

Mariah Carey - insists a new toilet seat and gold faucets are installed in her hotel suite before she checks in. She flies in her own personal bed linens and must have enough of a certain kind of mineral water so she and her dog can bathe in it each day. Also, when on tour Mariah’s dressing room must contain one box of bendy straws, two air purifiers, puppies and kittens (oh dear Lord), an attendant to take her used chewing gum and Cristal champagne.

http://www.glamorati.com/...y-demands/

What kind of dressing room demands would you make if you were huge celebrity?

OMG, these people are crazy



Ok, so if I was famous, I'd want a box of strawberry poptarts and a purple toaster with chrome detailing on it and an assistant to make poptarts for me, a bowl filled with blue sweettarts (ONLY BLUE!!), a massive tv with a dvd player and a copy of the movie Teen Witch, and I'd want Mr. Walter Mercado to be backstage to tell me my horoscope.


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I would demand:

1 pack of every flavor of Orbit chewing gum
a popcorn air popper with premium popping corn
a box of brassica green tea
1 black terry cloth robe
an evergreen tree
midget porn
and a PS3

JessieJ said:

You go girl.

"Sagitario!!!!!"

I really would like to sit these particular artists down and shout "What the hell are you talking about!!!!!"


Oh yeah, does anyone know the names of these sheets with demands. They have a particular name but I can't remember.
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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I would love to know what would be on your list of demands!

dreamfactory313 said:

Me or Jess?


In all honesty I would have nothing. Just maybe a catered dinner.

I could be extravagant and say that I wanted:

1) Coca-cola, shipped in from England ('cause it tastes better there)
2) Buffed out men in thongs at my beck and call.
3) A travel gym.
4) Porn
5) My entire Prince, Pedro Almodovar, John Waters collection.

I'm sure there's more.

Mariah Carey - an attendant to take her used chewing gum


She lost her damn mind!

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I think that they're called riders.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

It's called a rider.

Getting paid for a show would be nice for a change.

And I play places where I have to hang out in the bar beforehand and be polite while I'm all preoccupied about the show. An empty room would be great!

SCNDLS said:

Yes!!!!! Thanks love.

DanceWme said:

Whatevah! If she paid me enuf I'd do that shit with a cheesey grin on my face.

JessieJ said:

Thanks darlin!

I'm still laughing at the Walter Mercado comment. It's funny how he's a big ol' queen but all macho mexican men will stop, just to hear his predictions.

My cousin does a hilarious impersonation of him.

SCNDLS said:

nasty

SCNDLS said:

Me too.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

~*Dramatic turn*~

¡¡¡Aries!!!

Hoy intenta pensar menos, Aries, y sentir más. Puedes derramar tus palabras como un volcán en erupción. Pregúntate si estás haciéndolo porque tienes algo que decir o porque estás intentando tapar algún miedo oculto. El hablar con los demás puede ser una forma de evitar sentir lo que pasa dentro tuyo.




I fucking love Walter and those crazy ass outfits

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Oh lawd! My whole family stops whatever they're doing to listen to him

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

hell, forget the fucking thongs.

JessieJ said:

That's a man??? como un volcán en erupción Fuckin' hilarious!

Here is my roster.

1. 6 cans of Mountain Dew, ice cold
2. 6 cans of Pepsi, ice cold
3. 1 bag of Ranch Munchies
4. 12 bottles of Aquafina, ice cold
5. 6 wild orchids in a pink vase
6. 1 Big Mac, warm
7. 1 Double Decker taco from Taco Bell, warm
8. 1 pair of hospital scrubs
9. 8 hair ties
10. The entire series of the Golden Girls on DVD
11. No less than 5 Elmo dolls, each doing their own activity
12. Personal manicurist & pedicurist.
13. 1 large bowl of Reese's Pieces
14. 1 bottle of Midol
15. Purple Rain poster
16. A cat sitter for Thomasina who will sing to her while I'm away and administer a Tender Vittles injection.
17. A pair of roller skates, size 8 1/2 womens.
18. 1 slice of Snickers cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory. If there are no CF's within a reasonable distance will settle for Black Tie Mousse Cake from the Olive Garden. If there are no OG's within a reasonable distance, y'all are fucked.
19. 5 fresh biscuits from Red Lobster.
20. A tray containing fresh baked beer bread, spinach dip, freshly chopped broccoli & Club crackers.
21. 1 container of Go Crunch strawberry yogurt

SCNDLS said:

Yeah, he's a man He's the hotness that says the horoscopes on Primer Impacto on Univision

JuliePurplehead said:

JuliePurplehead said:

What are the scrubs for?

dreamfactory313 said:

To wear while I'm watching the Golden Girls. So comfy!

And then later I can pretend I'm the doctor from the Revolution. Maybe I should add a keyboard to my list.

JuliePurplehead said:

you'd need a stethoscope too

While some of these demands may be true, I would say don't believe what you see here until somebody's actually leaked riders to these folks

But if I could have a rider of my own, it would include a working room freshly scented with Coti sakura room spray or japanese lotus incense, backround music by Chrisette Michelle and Japanese jazz group Orange Pekoe, a bottomless supply of Splenda and and sugar-free candy like pecan turtles and gummy bears. I need white or green tea, loose leaf preferred to brew in individual glasses. a "wasserkocher" (an electric water kettle), instant miso soup, and highly seasoned fried or rotisserie chicken with a lightly steamed or sauteed green vegetables. I need wheat crackers, low-fat cheese slices, some random butter substitute, and maybe cinnamon powder. A warm,fluffy shoulder wrap-blanket thingy would be in order as well, doesn't matter the color as long as it compliments the surroundings. There should be assorted dvd collections featuring but not limited to Bewitched, a multi-genre concert series, and whichever the last top 10 black movies listed on Amazon were

When I'm not working at home though, I am actually allowed to make requests when I'm out in the field. I'm a simple girl though and generally only ask to have diet soda around me at all times within arms reach, as well as access to food at lunchtime which does not include white flour, sugar, or potatoes. That's easily done by stuffing my face with soup or salads though . but gawd forbid there's not a diet coke or pepsi available for me...and I might start tripping...hard...

Ottensen said:

Alright, Marias. . .

SCNDLS said:

Girl, I'm telling you I let those damn pastries go, and that white sugar and worked out for 2 weeks straight, plus a 10 day vacation walking my ass off for several hours a day, I swear fo' god i REALLY lost 15 lbs

...that regular soda, and white sugar and flour is just NOT my friend! At this age my metabolism just REJECTS it..I run from it like it's the devil himself

i just want differnt boys (men) to use my dressing room for a flop house and fuck and suck each other the whole time. So many that there is no room for furniture. They are the furniture and flooring. Naked bodies everywhere!