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What's up with these new milk jugs? Those of you humans who shop at Sam's or Wal-Mart, you've seen them. Those odd shaped milk jugs that are supposedly better for the environment and easier to transport. They look like this:
![]() Well, all I want to know is this. Did any of you small brains ever ask a cow how they felt about this? Look cows are just as concerned as anybody about saving the planet which, of course, you humans screwed up. (And before you even start, do not bring up the boneheaded theory of methane released from my bovine brothers and sisters destroying the earth...cows will not be your scapegoats!) But what you did not consider is how clumsy and incompetent that most of your species is. And how that is going to come back to kick cows in the butt. I've peaked in the windows as a few of you have tried to pour these jugs. Your opposable thumbs are no match for these bottles, as milk comes gushing out all over your counters. The instructions say clearly "Tip bottle and pour slowly". But do you? Nooooo. It ends up that you are able to use maybe half or less of the bottle because you are spilling it all over the place. Then you have to go out and buy more milk and the cycle continues. Meanwhile now my dairy sisters are going to have to get milked even more to make up for all the milk you are spilling, causing us more chafed udders and degradation. And since many of you refuse to put lotion on your hands, I don't foresee this process getting any more pleasant any time soon. I am representing the vast majority of cows who oppose this new human invention and we are not going to take this sitting down. Humans, watch out. We are reaching our tipping point! Eat Mor Horses | |
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DanceWme said: ![]() How do u type? Special keyboard...letter keys are hoof sensitive... Eat Mor Horses | |
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Cow said: DanceWme said: ![]() How do u type? Special keyboard...letter keys are hoof sensitive... oohhh ok well tell ur dairy sisters that we are sorry, k? | |
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Cow said: Those of you humans who shop at Sam's or Wal-Mart, you've seen them. Those odd shaped milk jugs that are supposedly better for the environment and easier to transport. They look like this:
![]() Well, all I want to know is this. Did any of you small brains ever ask a cow how they felt about this? Look cows are just as concerned as anybody about saving the planet which, of course, you humans screwed up. (And before you even start, do not bring up the boneheaded theory of methane released from my bovine brothers and sisters destroying the earth...cows will not be your scapegoats!) But what you did not consider is how clumsy and incompetent that most of your species is. And how that is going to come back to kick cows in the butt. I've peaked in the windows as a few of you have tried to pour these jugs. Your opposable thumbs are no match for these bottles, as milk comes gushing out all over your counters. The instructions say clearly "Tip bottle and pour slowly". But do you? Nooooo. It ends up that you are able to use maybe half or less of the bottle because you are spilling it all over the place. Then you have to go out and buy more milk and the cycle continues. Meanwhile now my dairy sisters are going to have to get milked even more to make up for all the milk you are spilling, causing us more chafed udders and degradation. And since many of you refuse to put lotion on your hands, I don't foresee this process getting any more pleasant any time soon. I am representing the vast majority of cows who oppose this new human invention and we are not going to take this sitting down. Humans, watch out. We are reaching our tipping point! ![]() | |
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I buy milk in half-gallon glass jugs - which I return for deposit.
And the milk is non-homogenized - the way nature intended. ![]() We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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You know why this thread is not taking off...
it would not be"hoove" you humans to publicize this issue. Get it, huh? Cows have hooves. You are all sheep. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Cow said: You know why this thread is not taking off...
it would not be"hoove" you humans to publicize this issue. Get it, huh? Cows have hooves. You are all sheep. A few of us are pigs. ![]() Shake it til ya make it ![]() | |
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Cow said: Those of you humans who shop at Sam's or Wal-Mart, you've seen them. Those odd shaped milk jugs that are supposedly better for the environment and easier to transport. They look like this:
![]() Well, all I want to know is this. Did any of you small brains ever ask a cow how they felt about this? Look cows are just as concerned as anybody about saving the planet which, of course, you humans screwed up. (And before you even start, do not bring up the boneheaded theory of methane released from my bovine brothers and sisters destroying the earth...cows will not be your scapegoats!) But what you did not consider is how clumsy and incompetent that most of your species is. And how that is going to come back to kick cows in the butt. I've peaked in the windows as a few of you have tried to pour these jugs. Your opposable thumbs are no match for these bottles, as milk comes gushing out all over your counters. The instructions say clearly "Tip bottle and pour slowly". But do you? Nooooo. It ends up that you are able to use maybe half or less of the bottle because you are spilling it all over the place. Then you have to go out and buy more milk and the cycle continues. Meanwhile now my dairy sisters are going to have to get milked even more to make up for all the milk you are spilling, causing us more chafed udders and degradation. And since many of you refuse to put lotion on your hands, I don't foresee this process getting any more pleasant any time soon. I am representing the vast majority of cows who oppose this new human invention and we are not going to take this sitting down. Humans, watch out. We are reaching our tipping point! Mooooo | |
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Cow said: You know why this thread is not taking off...
it would not be"hoove" you humans to publicize this issue. Get it, huh? Cows have hooves. You are all sheep. ![]() humans have only two legs, while Cows have four legs. Cows have twice as many legs as humans! plus, humans cannot eat grass and turn it into milk the way Cows easily do, and our dispositions are nowhere near as gentle and sweet as that of an average Cow. we are bald over much of our body whereas Cows have a nice layer of hair covering them. so, to sum up, our innate sense of human inferiority is what is keeping this thread from bursting into flames. sheer Cow envy is keeping the would-be-posters away. | |
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Never saw those jugs in my life.
Whew, I'm not part of that chaffing problem. | |
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DanceWme said: ![]() How do u type? very talented utters ![]() 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Cow -- I totally agree with you. Those jugs are shitty. What makes much more sense if for us to all keep our own cows in our backyards and just take the milk at will. Then when we want no more milk... Prime Rib. ![]() http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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Genesia said: I buy milk in half-gallon glass jugs - which I return for deposit.
And the milk is non-homogenized - the way nature intended. ![]() aren't you special | |
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Am I the only one who thought this was gonna be a boob-thread? ![]() | |
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Sophia: Find out what pills she's taking and get me a doggie bag."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: ![]() I saw this thread and went looking for images such as this. You did not let me down! Awesome! | |
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abierman said: Am I the only one who thought this was gonna be a boob-thread?
![]() ![]() you are not alone my friend...I miss the semi-weekly boob threads... | |
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XxAxX said: Cow said: Those of you humans who shop at Sam's or Wal-Mart, you've seen them. Those odd shaped milk jugs that are supposedly better for the environment and easier to transport. They look like this:
![]() Well, all I want to know is this. Did any of you small brains ever ask a cow how they felt about this? Look cows are just as concerned as anybody about saving the planet which, of course, you humans screwed up. (And before you even start, do not bring up the boneheaded theory of methane released from my bovine brothers and sisters destroying the earth...cows will not be your scapegoats!) But what you did not consider is how clumsy and incompetent that most of your species is. And how that is going to come back to kick cows in the butt. I've peaked in the windows as a few of you have tried to pour these jugs. Your opposable thumbs are no match for these bottles, as milk comes gushing out all over your counters. The instructions say clearly "Tip bottle and pour slowly". But do you? Nooooo. It ends up that you are able to use maybe half or less of the bottle because you are spilling it all over the place. Then you have to go out and buy more milk and the cycle continues. Meanwhile now my dairy sisters are going to have to get milked even more to make up for all the milk you are spilling, causing us more chafed udders and degradation. And since many of you refuse to put lotion on your hands, I don't foresee this process getting any more pleasant any time soon. I am representing the vast majority of cows who oppose this new human invention and we are not going to take this sitting down. Humans, watch out. We are reaching our tipping point! ![]() Co- ![]() | |
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XxAxX said: Cow said: You know why this thread is not taking off...
it would not be"hoove" you humans to publicize this issue. Get it, huh? Cows have hooves. You are all sheep. ![]() humans have only two legs, while Cows have four legs. Cows have twice as many legs as humans! plus, humans cannot eat grass and turn it into milk the way Cows easily do, and our dispositions are nowhere near as gentle and sweet as that of an average Cow. we are bald over much of our body whereas Cows have a nice layer of hair covering them. so, to sum up, our innate sense of human inferiority is what is keeping this thread from bursting into flames. sheer Cow envy is keeping the would-be-posters away. If only all humans were as enlightened as you...well then you would all be cows I guess. I will discuss with the elders how we can make you an honorary cow. It is the highest honor that humans can attain in the cow world. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Cow said: XxAxX said: ![]() humans have only two legs, while Cows have four legs. Cows have twice as many legs as humans! plus, humans cannot eat grass and turn it into milk the way Cows easily do, and our dispositions are nowhere near as gentle and sweet as that of an average Cow. we are bald over much of our body whereas Cows have a nice layer of hair covering them. so, to sum up, our innate sense of human inferiority is what is keeping this thread from bursting into flames. sheer Cow envy is keeping the would-be-posters away. If only all humans were as enlightened as you...well then you would all be cows I guess. I will discuss with the elders how we can make you an honorary cow. It is the highest honor that humans can attain in the cow world. ![]() we will turn the tables, hook THEM up to the milking mahcines and let them see how THEY like that noise! ![]() got milk?! ![]() ![]() | |
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This thread is making my boobs hurt. | |
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XxAxX said: Cow said: If only all humans were as enlightened as you...well then you would all be cows I guess. I will discuss with the elders how we can make you an honorary cow. It is the highest honor that humans can attain in the cow world. ![]() we will turn the tables, hook THEM up to the milking mahcines and let them see how THEY like that noise! ![]() got milk?! ![]() ![]() that's sooooo 2005. Maybe 2004. The Cow Power Generation? Remember that? I too, was once charmed by Cow and fell under her silky anti-human sway. No more. I've seen the Light and been reminded that our human destiny is to have dominion over all the earth, to suck the udders dry and eat meat, meat, meat til the cows come home. Yee-haw!!! QUE VIVA PARA SIEMPRE EL HUMAN POWER GENERATION! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: ![]() ![]() Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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madartista said: XxAxX said: ![]() we will turn the tables, hook THEM up to the milking mahcines and let them see how THEY like that noise! ![]() got milk?! ![]() ![]() that's sooooo 2005. Maybe 2004. The Cow Power Generation? Remember that? I too, was once charmed by Cow and fell under her silky anti-human sway. No more. I've seen the Light and been reminded that our human destiny is to have dominion over all the earth, to suck the udders dry and eat meat, meat, meat til the cows come home. Yee-haw!!! QUE VIVA PARA SIEMPRE EL HUMAN POWER GENERATION! sounds like you have had one too many sips from the unpasteurized jug, dear. ![]() | |
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applekisses said: This thread is making my boobs hurt.
this thread really mooooves me ![]() | |
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XxAxX said: applekisses said: This thread is making my boobs hurt.
this thread really mooooves me ![]() ![]() I got nothin. ![]() | |
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applekisses said: XxAxX said: this thread really mooooves me ![]() ![]() I got nothin. ![]() this thread is udderly too much ![]() | |
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I thought you were talking about tits. I'm so disappointed. | |
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