It depends upon if you noticed or not...

IceNine said:

Oh Damn...if you don't notice, you've got bigger problems than if the person died while you were doing it.

applekisses said:

Not really... sometimes you force them to play dead so that you can pretend to be fucking a corpse... or is that just me...?

IceNine said:

Well Ice you that's exactly where Michael Hutchence went wrong.

servantsofpuas said:

That is just the wrong way to go... I, for one, do not need to strangle myself to death in order to beat off... call me boring, but your standard whack is fine with me.

If it was someone I were dating, I'd just call 911, or 112
since I'm dutch.

If it were someone I was just fucking, and someone I would
not want other people to find out about, I think I would
just put a big bathtub in the back of my garden, underneath
the wheepin willow, light a fire under it, and boil the
carcas until the flesh came off the bones [which takes an
average of aprox 5 hours for a medium build person].

After separating the flesh from the bones, I'd put the
boiled meat in a big bag [when boiled it keeps doesn't
tend to start smelling so quickly or so bad] and take
the bones out of the tub and put them in another bag.

Now, getting rid of the meat would be fairly easy, just
push it through a food-processor and make little bags of
it. Like 2 ounce bags. Get in your car, drive about 150
miles from where I live, and start throwing the parcels
into streetbins, shrubbery, lakes etc etc.

Having disposed of the flesh, one would only have to
deal with the bones. Once again, the smaller bones, like
hand and feet can be easily ground up in a foodprocessor
procuding particles not much bigger than sand.

The bigger bones would have to be spliced with an axe
before applying the same method to them.

Put the dust into aprox 5 or 6 bags, taking one of them
at a time with you for disposal [you don't want to be
caught with 6 bags full of human bone dust] and then get
rid of those in much the same way you did with the flesh.

Fcuz, this process takes strong nerves and well, quite a
lot of time. So you might wanna consider calling in to
work and asking for two or three days off.

what do you mean " " ?

don't make me take you out on a date!