Pears are so freakin yummy, I can't even believe it.

I'm overwhelmed by them. Regular green pears? Bosc pears? Asian pears?

Poached? Served with brie? Just sliced up and eaten plain? Oh my goodness.

What's your favorite pear? And I already made a boob joke with the thread title, so don't go getting clever.

OH MY GOD: PEARS!!!

i prefer peaches ... alive and kicking at that, i post a pic but i'd get banned

When their soft and juicy there great!

RipPoPtheregoMYTOP said:

i love peaches too. why do peaches and pears always get lumped together? they're not all that similar. but it's always "apples and oranges, peaches and pears." why not peaches and grapes? why not mangos and pears?

oh god, i'm turning into a bad seinfeld monologue.

Bosc pears

RipPoPtheregoMYTOP said:

This was one fruit away from being Anx's most hetero thread ever.

I like to slice bosc pears up and cook them in white wine with some brown sugar and cinnamon and eat it with vanilla ice cream.

It's heaven, I tell you.

sextonseven said:

and for once, the fruit in question isn't me!


wait

CarrieMpls said:

i need to do that!!!

Anxiety said:

you should.

you can cook them in brandy too. or even just a little water if you don't have either, just add a bit more spice.

CarrieMpls said:

can't you cook them in like a red or blush wine too? what's the blushy pear sautee thing that people do? isn't it basically what you're doing, only with a different kind of wine?

i need to look up pear recipes.

Anxiety said:

I noticed the wordplay as I was typing, but decided to ignore it and act innocent.

I like pears. I should eat them more often. I had some diced ones today for lunch in my salad.

Gay.

sextonseven said:

maybe you should start a thread called "I LOVE A NICE JUICY BARTLETT OR BOSC..."

and then when you click on it you say

"...BOOBS!!"

I swear I read ..." a nice big rear."

Anxiety said:

I don't know. I sure it's great any old way.

Reply to 'I love to dig my face into a nice big pear'

No.

Anxiety said:

I'd feel guilty being deceptive like that.

But let's go back to talking about pears. The last thing I want is to turn this fine thread into some big double entendre breeder party.

sextonseven said:

well, there'd be web cam pics...

NO! BACK ON TOPIC!!!!

izze pear soda. BEST STUFF EVER. seriously.













web cam pics

Anxiety said:

I read the title as pig bear...

I do like good ripe, juicy pears

Usually, from the store, they're underripe. What do you do to ripen them? Paper bag?

Nothinbutjoy said:

eh, i just let em sit there a day or two.

Anxiety said:

Fridge or no fridge?

Nothinbutjoy said:

i don't put em in the fridge. i guess you could, but i do just fine with them sitting out on the counter.

Anxiety said:

kinky!

thekidsgirl said:

i knew this would happen.

JasmineFire said:

well, he does have pretty eyes. if he were wearing a burka, i'd be quite taken with him.

JasmineFire said:

I swear thats how I read the title at first!

thekidsgirl said:

me, too.

then i saw that anxiety was the author so i knew that i had read it wrong and that it probably had something to do with food.


or trader joes.

but certainly not people.

except maybe little edie.