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Get your purse off my freakin kitchen table!!! I was in a panic this morning looking of my keys!!! I set my purse on the table,I was gonna search at the bottom of my purse. All of a sudden I got wacked up side the head by my aunt. She Yelled!!!"get your purse of the damn kitchen table!!! Dont you know how dirty the bottom for your fuckin purse is?" She went on that women are more likely to get sick because we put our purses down everywhere, touch it with our hands, then more than likely forget to wash them. Men on the other hand are not as sick because they carry wallets....(per my aunt)
FUCK!!!! Damn what a morning.....  Still got wacked at 32..... [Edited 7/22/08 14:20pm] Say it's just a dream...
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Did you tell her her mouth was prolly more dirty than your purse?
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WTF????  Does your aunt put food directly on the counter? Well, no wonder she gets sick. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Did you tell her her mouth was prolly more dirty than your purse?
hahahahah!! hell no, she would probably beat my ass Say it's just a dream...
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amorbella said: I was in a panic this morning looking of my keys!!! I set my purse on the table,I was gonna search at the bottom of my purse. All of a sudden I got wacked up side the head by my aunt. She Yelled!!!"get your purse of the damn kitchen table!!! Dont you know how dirty the bottom for your fuckin purse is?" She went on that women are more likely to get sick because we put our purses down everywhere, touch it with our hands, then more than likely forget to wash them. Men on the other hand are not as sick because they carry wallets....(per my aunt)
FUCK!!!! Damn what a morning..... Still got wacked at 32..... Sheesh! Act like you didn't know... just playin' A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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SCNDLS said: WTF????
Does your aunt put food directly on the counter? Well, no wonder she gets sick. nawh, its kinda like "never put your purse on the floor, its bad luck" thats just her Say it's just a dream...
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RenHoek said: amorbella said: I was in a panic this morning looking of my keys!!! I set my purse on the table,I was gonna search at the bottom of my purse. All of a sudden I got wacked up side the head by my aunt. She Yelled!!!"get your purse of the damn kitchen table!!! Dont you know how dirty the bottom for your fuckin purse is?" She went on that women are more likely to get sick because we put our purses down everywhere, touch it with our hands, then more than likely forget to wash them. Men on the other hand are not as sick because they carry wallets....(per my aunt)
FUCK!!!! Damn what a morning..... Still got wacked at 32..... Sheesh! Act like you didn't know... I knew, I was in a hurry and didnt care just playin' Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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It is kinda true though, we can pick up so many germs from the bottom of our bags/purses. I always hang mine up when ever I can, and try not to dump it on the floor..
but dayum.. just wipe the table afterwards.. and tell your aunt to use a plate.. I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Did you tell her her mouth was prolly more dirty than your purse?
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REDFEATHERS said: It is kinda true though, we can pick up so many germs from the bottom of our bags/purses. I always hang mine up when ever I can, and try not to dump it on the floor..
but dayum.. just wipe the table afterwards.. and tell your aunt to use a plate.. I will never talk back to her. Ever since I was little Ive been afraid of her. I love her to death, but she one bad ass women Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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amorbella said: REDFEATHERS said: It is kinda true though, we can pick up so many germs from the bottom of our bags/purses. I always hang mine up when ever I can, and try not to dump it on the floor..
but dayum.. just wipe the table afterwards.. and tell your aunt to use a plate.. I will never talk back to her. Ever since I was little Ive been afraid of her. I love her to death, but she one bad ass women Tia's are hardcore. | |
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She did it because she loves you.....
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amorbella said: I was in a panic this morning looking of my keys!!! I set my purse on the table,I was gonna search at the bottom of my purse. All of a sudden I got wacked up side the head by my aunt. She Yelled!!!"get your purse of the damn kitchen table!!! Dont you know how dirty the bottom for your fuckin purse is?" She went on that women are more likely to get sick because we put our purses down everywhere, touch it with our hands, then more than likely forget to wash them. Men on the other hand are not as sick because they carry wallets....(per my aunt)
FUCK!!!! Damn what a morning..... Still got wacked at 32.....  Damn! I would have to say that your aunt over reacted just a bit. Sure, purses have germs, but so does everything. She could have put it to you a little bit nicer than she did.RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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amorbella said: SCNDLS said: WTF????
Does your aunt put food directly on the counter? Well, no wonder she gets sick. nawh, its kinda like "never put your purse on the floor, its bad luck" thats just her I worked with somebody like that (and she was just a few years older than me). Guess I'm not superstitious like that, but she sure was.  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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amorbella said: REDFEATHERS said: It is kinda true though, we can pick up so many germs from the bottom of our bags/purses. I always hang mine up when ever I can, and try not to dump it on the floor..
but dayum.. just wipe the table afterwards.. and tell your aunt to use a plate.. I will never talk back to her. Ever since I was little Ive been afraid of her. I love her to death, but she one bad ass women Sounds like it. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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amorbella said: I was in a panic this morning looking of my keys!!! I set my purse on the table,I was gonna search at the bottom of my purse. All of a sudden I got wacked up side the head by my aunt. She Yelled!!!"get your purse of the damn kitchen table!!! Dont you know how dirty the bottom for your fuckin purse is?" She went on that women are more likely to get sick because we put our purses down everywhere, touch it with our hands, then more than likely forget to wash them. Men on the other hand are not as sick because they carry wallets....(per my aunt)
FUCK!!!! Damn what a morning..... Still got wacked at 32..... 
Poor thing! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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PaisleyPark5083 said: amorbella said: I will never talk back to her. Ever since I was little Ive been afraid of her. I love her to death, but she one bad ass women Tia's are hardcore. yup, she dont take no shit I like her that way..... she is opposite of me...she's not a weeney Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: She did it because she loves you.....
i know Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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Sweeny79 said: amorbella said: I was in a panic this morning looking of my keys!!! I set my purse on the table,I was gonna search at the bottom of my purse. All of a sudden I got wacked up side the head by my aunt. She Yelled!!!"get your purse of the damn kitchen table!!! Dont you know how dirty the bottom for your fuckin purse is?" She went on that women are more likely to get sick because we put our purses down everywhere, touch it with our hands, then more than likely forget to wash them. Men on the other hand are not as sick because they carry wallets....(per my aunt)
FUCK!!!! Damn what a morning..... Still got wacked at 32.....
Poor thing! its all good Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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amorbella said: REDFEATHERS said: It is kinda true though, we can pick up so many germs from the bottom of our bags/purses. I always hang mine up when ever I can, and try not to dump it on the floor..
but dayum.. just wipe the table afterwards.. and tell your aunt to use a plate.. I will never talk back to her. Ever since I was little Ive been afraid of her. I love her to death, but she one bad ass women eye think eyel b the same way with mii grandmother. & blieve me wen eye say she may b gettin old but she can still kick mii a**  H!PPY CH!K | |
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SCNDLS said: WTF????
Does your aunt put food directly on the counter? Well, no wonder she gets sick. actually that is a good point, I never do, always onto a clean cutting board or plate  | |
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psychodelicide said: amorbella said: I was in a panic this morning looking of my keys!!! I set my purse on the table,I was gonna search at the bottom of my purse. All of a sudden I got wacked up side the head by my aunt. She Yelled!!!"get your purse of the damn kitchen table!!! Dont you know how dirty the bottom for your fuckin purse is?" She went on that women are more likely to get sick because we put our purses down everywhere, touch it with our hands, then more than likely forget to wash them. Men on the other hand are not as sick because they carry wallets....(per my aunt)
FUCK!!!! Damn what a morning..... Still got wacked at 32..... Damn! I would have to say that your aunt over reacted just a bit. Sure, purses have germs, but so does everything. She could have put it to you a little bit nicer than she did.I saw it on TV, the bacteria on the bottoms of handbags was really something else 
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ZombieKitten said: psychodelicide said: Damn! I would have to say that your aunt over reacted just a bit. Sure, purses have germs, but so does everything. She could have put it to you a little bit nicer than she did.I saw it on TV, the bacteria on the bottoms of handbags was really something else
but no worse than the handle on shopping trolleys
i never eat straight after grocery shopping- without scrubbing my hands first shopping trolleys/baskets r the pits 
and i never put my handbag on the table  seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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Press assault charges against her! | |
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JustErin said: Press assault charges against her!
seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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prb said: JustErin said: Press assault charges against her!
very funny...once she got out she would kick my ass again. Say it's just a dream...
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amorbella said: prb said: very funny...once she got out she would kick my ass again. lol My mom freaks out when people put their purse on the sofa. She will make it her business to pick up your purse for you and put it on the floor  "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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amorbella said: prb said: very funny...once she got out she would kick my ass again.  | |
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She can be funny too, but for the most part she has to be in control....
she has to have it her way....no ifs ands or buts about it Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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