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A Sick Husband Was Lying On His Death Bed He had only hours to live when he suddenly smelled chitterlings!
He dearly loved chitterlings more than anything else in the world. The way his wife cooked them was known through the state of Louisiana. With every last bit of energy left in his mind and body, the terminally ill husband pulled himself out of bed, across the floor, down the hall and into the kitchen. Here, his wife was removing the fresh batch of chitterlings from the stove top. As he reached for one of the freshly made chitterlings, his apron wearing wife smacked him in the back of the head with a wooden spoon. 'Leave them alone, Willie!' she yelled. They're for the funeral!'  | |
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 loves chitterlings so much he actually goes towards the smell. | |
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 With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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what are they?  is it like chinchulines? | |
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Awww... she's mean.  | |
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ZombieKitten said: what are they?
is it like chinchulines?intestines either pork or beef.... and guess what they smell like when your cleaning them?  | |
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Awww
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That isnt right, but so funny Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song 
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Chitterlings? do you mean chittlin's?
Anyways, i have a similar one. 
A woman was in town on a shopping trip.
She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and A beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang. It was a female Doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident And was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of more Shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful coffee slice complimentary from the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her Husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your Husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And you'll now be his care giver!" The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed..... The lady doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Let's see what you bought?" [Edited 7/25/08 6:51am] | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: Chitterlings? do you mean chittlin's?
Anyways, i have a similar one.
A woman was in town on a shopping trip.
She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and A beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang. It was a female Doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident And was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of more Shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful coffee slice complimentary from the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her Husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your Husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And you'll now be his care giver!" The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed..... The lady doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Let's see what you bought?" [Edited 7/25/08 6:51am] Ouch to funkpill's and LMFAO to yours! | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: Chitterlings? do you mean chittlin's?
Anyways, i have a similar one.
A woman was in town on a shopping trip.
She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and A beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang. It was a female Doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident And was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of more Shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful coffee slice complimentary from the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her Husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your Husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And you'll now be his care giver!" The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed..... The lady doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Let's see what you bought?" Cruel joke | |
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I thought this was the "I know, that's why I poisoned you" joke. That one's better than this. | |
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paintedlady said: ZombieKitten said: what are they?
is it like chinchulines?intestines either pork or beef.... and guess what they smell like when your cleaning them? so similar chinchulines then my husband and his family do them on the asado for special occasions[Edited 7/26/08 0:16am] | |
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