How do you handle a Nympho?

Because you can't fuck them all the time.

You know you'll become addicted and you're gonna have to share.

AlienX2050 said:

u know love it is heard when u are young and u whant to have sex ahll the time i am sorry but it will slow down in time but for the time bein love just try and deal with it and try and do outher things with her play with her and try and teach her on how to get off with out have sex ahll the time love i know it will work love peace and love

truleyloved said:

Man, when you get with a nympho and she's sexy as hell...there's gonna be a problem. That's all they want to do. And especially if she gets off at the drop of a hat and it's sexy. You're gonna be crazy.

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have fun, i say!

Erotic asphyxia but just don't let go.

Problem solved.

JustErin said:

Mysterioso said:

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JustErin said:

Awww, cumming and going.

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july said:

Awwww...yes. A nympho on cocaine.

truleyloved said:

Send her to my house.

(If my wife is reading this, I am just kidding.)

AlienX2050 said:

Pass her over here... I'll keep her satisfied

AlienX2050 said:

Redbull.....and no doze.

AlienX2050 said:

I handle myself just fine, thank you

This reminded me of that line from The Sarah Silverman Program:

"C'mon, Laura: like he's really gonna be interested in a sex addict with a tiny vagina."

AlienX2050 said:

I wish I had one

I used to have a housemate (the one that brushed my hair ) who wanted to fuck me 5 times a day, he'd come into my room at 5am sharp without fail for the first one.

ZombieKitten said:

I could move in

BabyGirl said:

the more the merrier

freak

ZombieKitten said:

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GottaLetitgo said:

A woman went to see a doctor. She said, "Doc, help me! I can't get enough sex!"

The doctor asked if she was married and if so, how often they did it. "Yes, I am married! And we do it six times a day, but that isn't enough! I must have more!"

The doctor stroked his chin, realized the woman was dead serious and in dire straights, and so he asked a delicate question. "Have you considered any outside lovers?"

"Yes!" the woman excaimed. "I have four men I'm seeing outside my marriage. Each one of them does me at least twice a day, but it still isn't enough! I must have more!"

The doctor considered her, and then said, "Well, I'm stumped. You certainly are an anomaly".

"I'm an anomaly?" cried the woman, joyfully. "Thank God! I thought I was a slut!"

Salad Tongs.

truleyloved said:

Hey, you forgot 'bless' and 'jesus'!

Fuck them. I mean, define nympho. My ex wanted to have sex a couple times a day (everyday). I mean what are we talking here.

Volitan said:

That's close to being a sex addict. A Nympho needs it no matter where you are. On a plane, store, gas station, somewhere in public. Every time an emotion hits them, they're wanting to do the do...

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They can't

When we're not having sex, we usually discuss political, philosophical, theocratic order stuff.

Yes, we have a deep relationship.