I love riddles have you got any good ones? heres one of my favourites.

Three men go to buy a tv with £10 each they buy a tv for £30, so they take the tv and are stood across the road at the bus stop waiting to go home. The manager of the shop comes back and asks his assistant where the tv has gone he is told that hes just sold it to three men across the road for £30. The manager tells his assistant that the tv had a discount of £5 and was only £25 and tells him to take 5 £1 coins and go and give it them back. On the way the assistant pockets £2 for himself and tells them it was £27 so now the men have all spent £9 3x9=27 plus the £2 in his pocket is 29 where has the other pound gone???

Scam price of TV = £27

Each person paid 3 x £9 = £27

The £2 pocketed by the salesman is an excess of the true sale price (£25) rather than being related to the over charging at £30.

The overcharging of £5 comprises the 3 x £1 (which was reimbursed to the customers) + £2 (pocketed by the salesman).

So there is no missing £1

My all-time favorite riddle is the riddle of the Sphinx:

"What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?"

Answer: Man. As an infant, man crawls on all fours. As an adult, man walks on two legs. As an old person, man uses a can as a third leg.

Great riddle.

How about this one. Theres a dog a cat and a mouse on an Island you have to get all three over to a near by Island using a boat but you can only take one at a time. Remember though left alone the dog will eat the cat and the cat will eat the mouse. How do you do it??

rolling said:

Take the cat to the other island. Return alone.
Take the dog to the other island. Return with the cat.
Take the mouse to the other island. Return alone.
Take the cat to the other island.

Ta da!

A beggars brother died but the man who died had no brother how could this be??

rolling said:

The beggar was his sister.

Ta da!

Davids father has three sons snap, crackle and ???

rolling said:

And David. And let me tell ya, he HATES that he didn't get a cool name like his brothers Snap and Crackle!!

Ta.

Da.

!

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

rolling said:

A towel!!


...u know the rest...

I hope The Riddler is in the next Batman film. If so, make him less candid. GAWD, I hated that about Batman Forever when Jim Carrey played that part. Pretty good, for what it was. But I wanted more.

How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?


That's all I got.....

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

This much

Byron said:

but it states in the riddle that it was a man that died. should read person?

estelle81 said:

Or what does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on 3 legs?

Shanke Hands.

A guy lives in the top floorof an apartment building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. When he comes home , he can only travel halfway up in the elevator and has to walk the rest of the way(unless it's raining) How can this be?

Sweeny79 said:

I just don't understand why this short guy doesn't bring his umbrella each time he goes out so that he can hit the top button in the elevador bank.

Sweeny79 said:

Hes got reverse vertigo, dont even ask me what that means

angelcat said:

No, the person that died was a man - the brother. The beggar was his sister.

rolling said:

Take the cat first.

rolling said:

After he died, he had no brother?

rolling said:

Pop?

rolling said:

Wetsuit?

Sweeny79 said:

He's a midget...

...or a :troll

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Chuck will chuck your wood chuck aside and chuck the wood himself?

wildgoldenhoney said:

Sweeny79 said:

He's saving on electricity?

Steadwood said:

Was she making fun of your height?

MIGUELGOMEZ said: