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Let's say, for argumants sake..that Satan is a vegetarian would this mean that all other non meat eaters are going straight to hell?
that the only way to true enlightenment is through a nice thick piece of rump? that satan would be weak and skinny and it would be quite easy to kick his ass? that tofu is an instrument of great evil?  | |
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MrBliss said: would this mean that all other non meat eaters are going straight to hell?
that the only way to true enlightenment is through a nice thick piece of rump? that satan would be weak and skinny and it would be quite easy to kick his ass? that tofu is an instrument of great evil? Brilliant. The most profound, genius of a post I have ever read. My mind has been clarified by this post. Thank you. Thanks to you, I also won't be speaking Latin backwards, cuz I heard that's what he does. And this tail is coming right off! All you farmers, drop your pitchforks! You better start using spoons to move that hay.  "Knowledge is preferable to ignorance. Better by far to embrace the hard truth than a reassuring faith. If we crave some cosmic purpose, then let us find ourselves a worthy goal" - Carl Sagan | |
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MrBliss said: would this mean that all other non meat eaters are going straight to hell?
that the only way to true enlightenment is through a nice thick piece of rump? that satan would be weak and skinny and it would be quite easy to kick his ass? that tofu is an instrument of great evil? The only answer I have to your questions that is certain is the latter question, in which I say, tofu is most definitely an instrument of great evil. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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An even better question would be:
Do carnivorous duck fuckers get to heaven? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: An even better question would be:
Do carnivorous duck fuckers get to heaven? anyone caught having sex with a carnivorous duck should be sent straight to hell. | |
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IceNine said: An even better question would be:
Do carnivorous duck fuckers get to heaven?  good one... | |
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hell would be more convenient for meat eaters, they would at least have a way to barbeque... | |
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Funny thread quite good actually. Clever. | |
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I dunno about da whole vege eatin Satan going straight to hell stuff...But da Peking Duck I just ate was damn good.
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I know Lucifer personally. He's not a vegetarian. He pretty much lives off of McDonald's food. Chicken Nuggets are his favorite. He's also a big fan of Denny's. | |
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