Imago said:

While they're at it, they could throw in Jason and Freddy Kruger.

Imago said:

i think they should go more realistic - batman should mix it up with juno and the night whisperer.

SCNDLS said:

I would pay good money to see Superman mixed with other genres--say a Barbara Striesand Musical, like Yentle.


I can see it now... Young Kalel (or whoever you spell Superman's Crypton name) singing to the crystals that run the hologram programs:


pappa, can you hear me???

Sweeny79 said:

That's exactly why I have a feeling we won't see her again in this series.

applekisses said:

Praise be to God.

Sweeny79 said:

applekisses said:

Still she's be better then Penquin.

Imago said:

ONLY if they CGI Marlon Brandon in a pivotal musical number.

Imago said:

is that really how you spell yentle?

as gay as your threads are, yet you can't spell the title of a barbra streisand movie???

SCNDLS said:

Oh God, I fear one day they'll go all Orvil Redbocker on our asses with Brando and do another Godfather..... Which by the way would be awesome with batman, being modlike and all.

Sweeny79 said:

I think so too...the Penguin just didn't seem like that big of a threat - he couldn't move around much and was just gross.

Anxiety said:

Don't turn into some ferocious fluffer on me .. I use emotional spelling.

Imago said:

Am I the only one who's noticed Christian Bale's underbite? I'm sorry but I can't take him seriously as Batman cuz I'm distracted by his mouth. I just saw Dark Night a few weeks ago and hadn't seen him in anything else. The whole time I was looking at dude's mouth like sumthin' ain't right with that.

applekisses said:

He was so silly.

SCNDLS said:

I saw it and couldn't figure out how no one in Gotham City recognized that Bruce Wayne had it too!

SCNDLS said:

I'd fuck him.

applekisses said:

Please if no one recognizes Superman.... ain't nobody gonna figure out Batman!

Imago said:

you'd have better luck using TORI spelling.

applekisses said:

I hadn't even thought of that! I mean for REAL what's up with that? It's an underbite with a side of vampire fangs or sumthin.

Anxiety said:

I don't know why but I tried to work that singer, Wing into a comeback joke. Maybe something referencing her singing the Yentle song, and how that would relate to my feelings towards your posts or something like that. But it kept become more and more abstract and I lost the plot a bit. The individual parts where far funnier than the sum of them. Well, sort of.

Sweeny79 said:

Are you saying a pair of horn rimmed glasses is not enough disguise to baffle his closest friends and coworkers????

SCNDLS said:

SCNDLS said:

Seriously...

applekisses said:

And am I detecting a lisp thrown in there too? Sumthin AIN'T right. . .

SCNDLS said:

yeah, he's got weird pointy teeth. it would be like if steve buscemi were batman. hello, the man has a mouth full of rocks for teeth. it's kind of a dead giveaway.

applekisses said:

It's not just the underbite -- it's the LISP, too!!! I'm like, "C'mon, Gotham!!! Even that horrible gargly, raspy vocal disguise Batman uses can't cover up that horrible LISP!!!! The Joker, and the rest of the city, should have figured out quickly who Batman really was."

Anxiety said:

Okay, LOVE Steve Buscemi, but really, WTF???? You've got MILLIONS, get some fuckin' veneers. Makes no sense. I know, he's a character actor but his teeth are a HOT garbage mess. The scenes in Armageddon when they went into his mouth were more frightening than the mass destruction of a meteor hurtling towards Earth. I cringe every time I see the inside of his damn mouth.

ThreadBare said:

YES! The lisp too!

applekisses said:

I swear, the WHOLE time I watched Dark Knight I was IN his mouth like "Is that a lisp I'm hearing????" But then it wouldn't be there in another scene. As if he's obviously aware of it and tries to eliminate it but it drops back in sometimes. Po' thing.

SCNDLS said:

"Heeeeth a madman, thith Joker! But, I'll thhhop him!"