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What I noticed from APPLES's KEYNOTE June 11th is that Steve Jobs looks kind of hot in jeans.
He's an older, hot, nerdy man.  | |
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All I see in that photo is what Steve is thinking:
"We have the technology to put 160 gigs of storage in this, but I know our customers are saps that will cream for any scrap we throw them, so we'll butt-fuck them for awhile with this shitty 8GB model. PAY ME SUCKERS!" Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatorMars23 said: All I see in that photo is what Steve is thinking:
"We have the technology to put 160 gigs of storage in this, but I know our customers are saps that will cream for any scrap we throw them, so we'll butt-fuck them for awhile with this shitty 8GB model. PAY ME SUCKERS!"  | |
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it's just a pants tent. it's not an erection. | |
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Anxiety said:
it's just a pants tent. it's not an erection. Best Episode Ever | |
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Imago said: Anxiety said:
it's just a pants tent. it's not an erection. Best Episode Ever Not even close.  Although I admire your taste in television programs.  | |
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Ace said: Imago said: Best Episode Ever Not even close. Although I admire your taste in television programs. Ace, whenever you respond to me directly I can say this with a great deal of sincerity--what I got going on downstairs right now is NOT a pants tent. 
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Imago said: Ace said: Not even close. Although I admire your taste in television programs. Ace, whenever you respond to me directly I can say this with a great deal of sincerity--what I got going on downstairs right now is NOT a pants tent.
~faints~  a shirt test? and why are your shirts downstairs? how come you aren't wearing them? besides i thought you lived in a ranch style house or something. your posts are weird.  | |
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This thread fucking rocks.
I'm going to call in sick tomorrow so I can give it my full attention.  | |
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Imago said: Ace said: Not even close. Although I admire your taste in television programs. Ace, whenever you respond to me directly I can say this with a great deal of sincerity--what I got going on downstairs right now is NOT a pants tent.
~faints~  Thanks. I think. | |
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XxAxX said: Imago said: Ace, whenever you respond to me directly I can say this with a great deal of sincerity--what I got going on downstairs right now is NOT a pants tent.
~faints~ a shirt test? and why are your shirts downstairs? how come you aren't wearing them? besides i thought you lived in a ranch style house or something. your posts are weird. You mock me. | |
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2the9s said: This thread fucking rocks.
I'm going to call in sick tomorrow so I can give it my full attention. I mentioned you on my other thread.  | |
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Imago said: XxAxX said: a shirt test? and why are your shirts downstairs? how come you aren't wearing them? besides i thought you lived in a ranch style house or something. your posts are weird. You mock me. well, i've decided to quit my job and start a training camp for first contact with aliens. figure i have the experience already, working for lawyers.
your threads hone my skills and i want to thank you for that  | |
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Imago said: is that Steve Jobs looks kind of hot in jeans.
He's an older, hot, nerdy man.  | |
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