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PrintableTremolina said: Stymie said: Nope.
My flirting is reserved for one person and one person only. I bet he has a cock to die for.  | |
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Stymie said: Tremolina said: I bet he has a cock to die for. So would you give him head, love him till he's dead?  | |
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Tremolina said: Stymie said: It's pretty fuckin' awesome.
So would you give him head, love him till he's dead?
I think I love giving head more than a man loves to receive it so I think he'd be pushing me away from him before I ever tired of doing it. | |
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Stymie said: Tremolina said: So would you give him head, love him till he's dead?
I think I love giving head more than a man loves to receive it so I think he'd be pushing me away from him before I ever tired of doing it. You are so wrong! (And we should meet soon... ) | |
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Tremolina said: Stymie said: Oh absolutely.
I think I love giving head more than a man loves to receive it so I think he'd be pushing me away from him before I ever tired of doing it. You are so wrong! (And we should meet soon... )
and maybe we should meet. | |
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Stymie said: Tremolina said: You are so wrong! (And we should meet soon... )
and maybe we should meet. Wait, what about him?! Oh never mind!*
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Tremolina said: Stymie said: Oh no, I'm right.
and maybe we should meet. Wait, what about him?! Oh never mind!*
*(getting off this thread to orgnotes...)  | |
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I could never give it up, married or not, unless my mouth fell off.. I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F.  | |
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What the hell happened to this thread?
And tremolina, you so totally stole that quote from my page. | |
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JustErin said: What the hell happened to this thread?
I got carried away. And tremolina, you so totally stole that quote from my page.  conversations about cock do that to me. | |
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Stymie said: JustErin said: What the hell happened to this thread?
I got carried away. And tremolina, you so totally stole that quote from my page. conversations about cock do that to me.i came too late and missed it all  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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Stymie said: JustErin said: What the hell happened to this thread?
I got carried away. And tremolina, you so totally stole that quote from my page. conversations about cock do that to me.Hot. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: I could never give it up, married or not, unless my mouth fell off..
You Hot Freak! 
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REDFEATHERS said: Stymie said: I got carried away.
conversations about cock do that to me.i came too late and missed it all yup. Next time come together. It feels great | |
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It's the old "Bait and Switch Trick". With women it's always like playing "3 Card Monte. Then women wonder why men Cheat all of the time. You can't be a freak in the sheets before marriage, then ration out the Kitty later. That's why about 90% of married men cheat.
Women, If you wanna keep your man happy you have to surpise him every now in then with a spontaneous hummer. Give him one when he least expects it. Let him walk in the room and catch you pleasuring yourself every now and then. that will spice up the marriage. I know it goes both ways. Men have to be there to give when what they need as well. If a man if giving a women all she needs, there is no reason he can't get a hummer every now and then. At least a few times a week wouldn't hurt. Ladies just a tip from your friendly Jaimestarr. | |
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jaimestarr79 said: It's the old "Bait and Switch Trick". With women it's always like playing "3 Card Monte. Then women wonder why men Cheat all of the time. You can't be a freak in the sheets before marriage, then ration out the Kitty later. That's why about 90% of married men cheat.
You are gonna get your ass handed to you dude. Women, If you wanna keep your man happy you have to surpise him every now in then with a spontaneous hummer. Give him one when he least expects it. Let him walk in the room and catch you pleasuring yourself every now and then. that will spice up the marriage. I know it goes both ways. Men have to be there to give when what they need as well. If a man if giving a women all she needs, there is no reason he can't get a hummer every now and then. At least a few times a week wouldn't hurt. Ladies just a tip from your friendly Jaimestarr.  | |
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Stymie said: jaimestarr79 said: It's the old "Bait and Switch Trick". With women it's always like playing "3 Card Monte. Then women wonder why men Cheat all of the time. You can't be a freak in the sheets before marriage, then ration out the Kitty later. That's why about 90% of married men cheat.
You are gonna get your ass handed to you dude. Women, If you wanna keep your man happy you have to surpise him every now in then with a spontaneous hummer. Give him one when he least expects it. Let him walk in the room and catch you pleasuring yourself every now and then. that will spice up the marriage. I know it goes both ways. Men have to be there to give when what they need as well. If a man if giving a women all she needs, there is no reason he can't get a hummer every now and then. At least a few times a week wouldn't hurt. Ladies just a tip from your friendly Jaimestarr. It's great advice, though! But now he's gonna have to endure the advice on how to please women - which will be nothing, and I mean nothing like his advice. | |
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I'm getting old. America's political system used to be about the "pursuit of happiness." Now more and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered.
"Our Constitution is designed only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate for any other."- | |
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greenpixies said:
I'm getting old. He means this: 
Oh, no wait. That's DJ not BJ. Nevermind. | |
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greenpixies said:
I'm getting old. Blow job dear, you should try it | |
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mdiver said: greenpixies said:
I'm getting old. Blow job dear, you should try it Never heard it before. America's political system used to be about the "pursuit of happiness." Now more and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered.
"Our Constitution is designed only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate for any other."- | |
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greenpixies said: mdiver said: Blow job dear, you should try it Never heard it before. Blow job or hummer? | |
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mdiver said: greenpixies said: Never heard it before. Blow job or hummer? hummer. I think I know the other one. It refers to this doesn't it?  America's political system used to be about the "pursuit of happiness." Now more and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered.
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greenpixies said: mdiver said: Blow job or hummer? hummer. I think I know the other one. It refers to this doesn't it? Yes dear it does  | |
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greenpixies said: mdiver said: Blow job or hummer? hummer. I think I know the other one. It refers to this doesn't it? | |
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Stymie said: greenpixies said: hummer. I think I know the other one. It refers to this doesn't it? I firmly believe that Greenpixies does not recognize the existence of "the blow job" It is the only way i can all this | |
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Stymie said: Your faux naivete is so irritating.
Well good afternoon Stymie. How are you today? America's political system used to be about the "pursuit of happiness." Now more and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered.
"Our Constitution is designed only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate for any other."- | |
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JustErin said: Stymie said: You are gonna get your ass handed to you dude.
It's great advice, though! But now he's gonna have to endure the advice on how to please women - which will be nothing, and I mean nothing like his advice. How to please women... ( take notes, it's not that difficult ) 1) Listen to them talk (no matter how boring the subject matter is) 2) clean up around the house and sometime cook. 3) respect her and her feelings 4) realize women can be very sensitive 5) Men have to realize that all of women's decision's are based on emotion and not necessarily common sense or reasoning 6) offer massages every now and then 7) go down on her 8) make her laugh 9) let her have girls night out 10) always pleasure her first before yourself 11) tell her how sexy she is 12) never go to bed angry 13) be assertive and tell them what you want ( be a man ) 14) come up with a funny alternative name instead of saying I want a BJ, hummer, blow job, etc. * so fellas if you can do all this, she owes you hummer back pay. 
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jaimestarr79 said: JustErin said: It's great advice, though! But now he's gonna have to endure the advice on how to please women - which will be nothing, and I mean nothing like his advice. How to please women... ( take notes, it's not that difficult ) 1) Listen to them talk (no matter how boring the subject matter is) 2) clean up around the house and sometime cook. 3) respect her and her feelings 4) realize women can be very sensitive 5) Men have to realize that all of women's decision's are based on emotion and not necessarily common sense or reasoning 6) offer massages every now and then 7) go down on her 8) make her laugh 9) let her have girls night out 10) always pleasure her first before yourself 11) tell her how sexy she is 12) never go to bed angry 13) be assertive and tell them what you want ( be a man ) 14) come up with a funny alternative name instead of saying I want a BJ, hummer, blow job, etc. * so fellas if you can do all this, she owes you hummer back pay.
[Edited 7/21/08 13:51pm] [Edited 7/21/08 13:52pm] I agree with everything you said except #5. That's soooo not true. | |
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hokie said: jaimestarr79 said: How to please women... ( take notes, it's not that difficult ) 1) Listen to them talk (no matter how boring the subject matter is) 2) clean up around the house and sometime cook. 3) respect her and her feelings 4) realize women can be very sensitive 5) Men have to realize that all of women's decision's are based on emotion and not necessarily common sense or reasoning 6) offer massages every now and then 7) go down on her 8) make her laugh 9) let her have girls night out 10) always pleasure her first before yourself 11) tell her how sexy she is 12) never go to bed angry 13) be assertive and tell them what you want ( be a man ) 14) come up with a funny alternative name instead of saying I want a BJ, hummer, blow job, etc. * so fellas if you can do all this, she owes you hummer back pay.
[Edited 7/21/08 13:51pm] [Edited 7/21/08 13:52pm] I agree with everything you said except #5. That's soooo not true.Don't get all upset about it now. | |
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