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There is a GOD!! (Salma Hayek-news) Salma Hayek has broken up her engagement to her longtime partner, father of her first child, and serious old french fart François-Henri Pinault!!!!! ![]() I never understood their relation anyway, yay for Salma being on the market again!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
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I had my wisdom tooth taken out today and there are 2 snails fucking on my doorstep ![]() Where's that God of yours? ![]() Thank him for painkillers ![]() | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: I had my wisdom tooth taken out today and there are 2 snails fucking on my doorstep
![]() Where's that God of yours? ![]() Thank him for painkillers ![]() ![]() That God is sending Salma my way and couldn't care less for your wisdom teeth! ![]() smart snails! | |
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SCNDLS said: ![]() ![]() I don't know much about him, besides that he's a rich mofo.....I'm glad that Salma ledt him.... | |
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abierman said: AndGodCreatedMe said: I had my wisdom tooth taken out today and there are 2 snails fucking on my doorstep
![]() Where's that God of yours? ![]() Thank him for painkillers ![]() ![]() That God is sending Salma my way and couldn't care less for your wisdom teeth! ![]() smart snails! They are gross!!! ![]() And so is Salma ![]() Ok she's not....I need more painkillers and you need Jomanda ![]() ![]() | |
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Well she's got a baby by him, so he'll always be a part of her life regardless. ![]() | |
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Dayclear said: Well she's got a baby by him, so he'll always be a part of her life regardless.
![]() true, and the kid can be assured of a lifelong cashflow! | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: I had my wisdom tooth taken out today and there are 2 snails fucking on my doorstep
![]() Where's that God of yours? ![]() Thank him for painkillers ![]() ![]() ![]() That is hilarious!!!!! I hope you feel better sweety. [Edited 7/18/08 8:26am] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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abierman said: Dayclear said: Well she's got a baby by him, so he'll always be a part of her life regardless.
![]() true, and the kid can be assured of a lifelong cashflow! It still kinda sucks for kids when their parents split. I hope it's amicable for the little one's sake. | |
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I'm sure billionaires find themselves compatible with all kinds of women. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: AndGodCreatedMe said: I had my wisdom tooth taken out today and there are 2 snails fucking on my doorstep
![]() Where's that God of yours? ![]() Thank him for painkillers ![]() ![]() ![]() That is hilarious!!!!! I hope you feel better sweety. [Edited 7/18/08 8:26am] ![]() i took 3 paracetamol pills (500mg) and my jaw is hurting like a mutherfucker ![]() the snails are now on my kitchen-window ![]() ![]() | |
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SCNDLS said: That old fucker needs to wrap it up. . . but he can sho nuf
![]() Geeh, that's too bad. | |
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JustErin said: abierman said: true, and the kid can be assured of a lifelong cashflow! It still kinda sucks for kids when their parents split. I hope it's amicable for the little one's sake. I guess that won't happen when you are the product of a money craving sexy bitch and a sex craving old fart. | |
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Tremolina said: JustErin said: It still kinda sucks for kids when their parents split. I hope it's amicable for the little one's sake. I guess that won't happen when you are the product of a money craving sexy bitch and a sex craving old fart. ![]() | |
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jeez, she is so talented and gorgeous...I hope she find a better man (not that she'd have any trouble in that dept.) If you will, so will I | |
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There is a G0d as well.
And G0d is banging Salma next week. "LOVE YOURSELF AS ALL PEOPLE" | |
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G0d said: There is a G0d as well.
And G0d is banging Salma next week. ![]() | |
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I still say her 'snake dance' (prior to becoming a blood-sucking, pasty, crusty old vampiria) in 'From Dusk Til Dawn' ranks as one of the sexiest things ever committed to celluloid. | |
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![]() By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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violator said: I still say her 'snake dance' (prior to becoming a blood-sucking, pasty, crusty old vampiria) in 'From Dusk Til Dawn' ranks as one of the sexiest things ever committed to celluloid.
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What a STOOPID thread. A goddess thread without pics. Wanka's.
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okay, this one even makes me a bit straight right there...
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I love the elevator scene in Ugly Betty, I roared with laughter. | |
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