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Printable It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: HamsterHuey said: I could tell stories, but on here, I fucking won't. 
...and I love you for that. I will send an orgnote! |
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HamsterHuey said: MIGUELGOMEZ said:
...and I love you for that. I will send an orgnote! No Fair!!!  PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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HamsterHuey said: MIGUELGOMEZ said:
...and I love you for that. I will send an orgnote! Ooohh Lawd! I guess I haven't even heard half of your escapades. Hahah!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: HamsterHuey said: I will send an orgnote! Ooohh Lawd! I guess I haven't even heard half of your escapades. Hahah!!! HALF? You remember the weekend in Amsterdam? Then remember I live in Amsterdam. Just multiply that weekend times 500. Then report back to me. |
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HamsterHuey said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Ooohh Lawd! I guess I haven't even heard half of your escapades. Hahah!!! HALF? You remember the weekend in Amsterdam? Then remember I live in Amsterdam. Just multiply that weekend times 500. Then report back to me. *miguelpackshisbags* MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: *miguelpackshisbags*
Leave the Glide, you can get some at Jurgen's |
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HamsterHuey said:  yes SIR! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said:  God I love you!I love you too Muse. To answer the question: No, I don't like to suck guys feet. Feet were originally designed to smell. "LOVE YOURSELF AS ALL PEOPLE" | |
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G0d said: No, I don't like to suck guys feet.
You dysfunctional homo. |
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dawntreader said: HamsterHuey said: Neither of them look like they are actually enjoying that PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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HamsterHuey said: | |
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Nobody likes any of the slang phrases I posted? I was having a good time with them last night!
In fact, I have one more to add to the list: Docker: A male who wraps his uncircumsised foreskin around his partners circumsised penis. | |
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CarrieLee said: Nobody likes any of the slang phrases I posted? I was having a good time with them last night!
In fact, I have one more to add to the list: Docker: A male who wraps his uncircumsised foreskin around his partners circumsised penis. Oh Lawd! Are you a gay man trapped in a woman's body? MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: CarrieLee said: Nobody likes any of the slang phrases I posted? I was having a good time with them last night!
In fact, I have one more to add to the list: Docker: A male who wraps his uncircumsised foreskin around his partners circumsised penis. Oh Lawd! Are you a gay man trapped in a woman's body? Kinda. Gay men are dirty and so am I  | |
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I'm not a foot person 
but I won't knock it till I try it If you will, so will I | |
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CarrieLee said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Oh Lawd! Are you a gay man trapped in a woman's body? Kinda. Gay men are dirty and so am I Amen, and more power to ya!  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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heres what i like to do.....
i like to shove the whole width of a guys foot in my mouth and suck on it like it was a giant cock. |
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Wowugotit said: heres what i like to do.....
i like to shove the whole width of a guys foot in my mouth and suck on it like it was a giant cock. That's lovely. | |
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JustErin said: Wowugotit said: heres what i like to do.....
i like to shove the whole width of a guys foot in my mouth and suck on it like it was a giant cock. That's lovely.  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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CarrieLee said: rusty periscope
Similar to the rusty trombone, however, the female looks into the asshole of the male and jerks him off upwards as to indicate the usage of a periscope She came away from giving the rusty periscope with a poop stained eye 
First I was so disgusted but now I'm laughing so hard my cheecks hurt, it's so ridiculous dirty that it becomes funny. I'm so thankfull that I don't know what happens at other people's homes  | |
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CJanssen said: I'm so thankfull that I don't know what happens at other people's homes
While real dirty people want hidden webcams everywhere... |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: JustErin said: That's lovely. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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violator said:  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: violator said: Laugh if you want, but I know you love me. | |
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violator said: KidaDynamite said: Laugh if you want, but I know you love me. *cough* haha *cough*  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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JustErin said: Wowugotit said: heres what i like to do.....
i like to shove the whole width of a guys foot in my mouth and suck on it like it was a giant cock. That's lovely. | |
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RodeoSchro said: That's called "shrimping"? Huh - learn something new every day.
I always thought "shrimping" was when a guy took a straw and...ugh...never mind  Facebook, I haz it - https://www.facebook.com/Nikster1969
Yer booteh maeks meh moodeh Differing opinions do not equal "hate" | |
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