KidaDynamite said:

Me neither. I always think about the guy having toe jam, stinky, sweaty feet, or worse yet, athlete's foot.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Wait...I thought shrimping was when you sucked the cum out of a guys ass with a straw?

CarrieLee said:

..who thinks up these things

CarrieLee said:

oh gross

I was right! Straight out of the "Gay Slang Dictionary"

shrimping
colloq.
To suck the semen out of someones ass with a straw!
Source: [2000]

We also have the "Rusty Trombone"

Rusty trombone is a euphemism for a sexual act in which a man stands with his knees and back slightly bent, with feet at least shoulder width apart in order to expose the anus.[1] The other partner typically is on his or her knees behind the man and performs analingus while reaching up beneath the testicles or around the body to masturbate the man, mimicking the motions of a trombone player.[1][2] The act is defined primarily by the physical orientation of the partners and the combination of analingus with manual penile stimulation; however, other positions and variations are possible.[

And we ALSO have the "Blumpkin"

When you give a guy oral sex while he's on the toilet taking a dump.


Am I the only one who's heard of these?

CarrieLee said:

I didn't think it could get worse until I read that

Welp Ocean, now you have 3 more slang words to add to your vocabulary!!! What would you do without me?

rusty trumpet

1. the female version of the rusty trombone
2. to eat the ass of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet)
I gave your mother a rusty trumpet.
She loved it.

CarrieLee said:

Can you imagine the splashback????

Oh my god there are SO many!!!

rusty toenail

While facing each other simultaniously masturbating, the big toe is inserted into each others asshole. Then flipping to 69 position placing the shitty toenail in each others mouth.
Joe and Suzie are currently being treated for hoof and mouth disease because of the there rusty toenail marathon.

rusty umbrella

during foreplay when you stick your hand in someones ass to make it looser by spreading your fingers. since the anus is a tight muscle it happens slowly. hence, the rusty umbrella.

"my anus is tight man," says ethan"give me a rusty umbrella"

OH GOD CARRIE I need a damn shrink!

I can't stop!!!

rusty tea kettle

When a anus leaks feces during anal intercorse. Causing anus to sqeel against the cock like a rusty tea kettle.

Rusty whistling sound....

"Oh. You Shit on my cock and dribbled mud on my clean white sheets like a rusty tea kettle."

Its ike a train wreck!

rusty spoon

when u get wasted at a party and pass out. The next morning you awake with some sort of silverware(mainly a spoon)up your ass for no aparent reason.

Chris:"how was the party last nite?"

Aaron:"pretty good, except for me wakin up with a rusty spoon!"

Dillon:my pants smell like fish tacos

rusty slide-whistle

Basically the gender reverse of the rusty trombone. That said, details matter. As the gentleman lovingly rims the fair maiden, he rubs his index finger along the moistened edges of her (insert preferred term) for her comfort. Next, slowly insert said finger in the aforementioned, while lovingly whistling the tune of her choice, hence creating a chorus of musical pleasure.

"Ah girl, my man played me "patience" on the rusty slide-whistle last night, Guns-n-Roses never sounded of felt so good."

AHAHAAHAAAAA!!!

rusty periscope

Similar to the rusty trombone, however, the female looks into the asshole of the male and jerks him off upwards as to indicate the usage of a periscope
She came away from giving the rusty periscope with a poop stained eye

I not innocent but I think I need a drink!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Ok ok I'm done for now! I gotta go give myself a facial.




That wasn't slang btw!!!!!

CarrieLee said:

God I love you!

Wowugotit said:

Wowugotit said:

GOOD LORD PEOPLE!!!!


First Licking butts....now this


Screw u guys...Im going home

chillichocaholic said:

Wait 'till we start talking about Felching and Painting.....stay tuned!

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I could tell stories, but on here, I fucking won't.

HamsterHuey said:

...and I love you for that.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Yeah thanks alot u two...now Im curious