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Weird things that your family does every year without fail? Every year since I can remember my Aunt misses my actual birthday, June 8th and wishes me a Happy Birthday on my due date.
Which happens to be today July 16th. For some reason she has always done that. I just got an email from her wish me a Happy Birthday. After 37 years she always thinks of me on July 16th and misses my real birth date. | |
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Annoy me
Piss me off Make promises they break Then i go an forgive them Repeat ad nauseum | |
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my family fails at everything. | |
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mdiver said: Annoy me
Piss me off Make promises they break Then i go an forgive them Repeat ad nauseum Well they do love you and they never send mean emails to you like my aunt did when I moved here. | |
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shanti0608 said: mdiver said: Annoy me
Piss me off Make promises they break Then i go an forgive them Repeat ad nauseum Well they do love you and they never send mean emails to you like my aunt did when I moved here. Your aunt is a stone cold bitch and i want to punch her in her big fat fucking face until she bleeds For the purposes of clarity that is an exaggeration.....big and fat is a little harsh [Edited 7/16/08 13:09pm] | |
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mdiver said: shanti0608 said: Well they do love you and they never send mean emails to you like my aunt did when I moved here. Your aunt is a stone cold bitch and i want to punch her in her big fat fucking face until she bleeds Awwwww. . . now that's true love. | |
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SCNDLS said: mdiver said: Your aunt is a stone cold bitch and i want to punch her in her big fat fucking face until she bleeds Awwwww. . . now that's true love. | |
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shanti0608 said: Every year since I can remember my Aunt misses my actual birthday, June 8th and wishes me a Happy Birthday on my due date.
Which happens to be today July 16th. For some reason she has always done that. I just got an email from her wish me a Happy Birthday. After 37 years she always thinks of me on July 16th and misses my real birth date. Exacly what does due date mean? I know what it means for food in the fridge... | |
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Jochem said: shanti0608 said: Every year since I can remember my Aunt misses my actual birthday, June 8th and wishes me a Happy Birthday on my due date.
Which happens to be today July 16th. For some reason she has always done that. I just got an email from her wish me a Happy Birthday. After 37 years she always thinks of me on July 16th and misses my real birth date. Exacly what does due date mean? I know what it means for food in the fridge... Val was a premmie, she was early, her due date is when she would have been born if she had been on time. | |
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InsatiableCream said: my family fails at everything.
I know it's not funny but | |
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Jochem said: shanti0608 said: Every year since I can remember my Aunt misses my actual birthday, June 8th and wishes me a Happy Birthday on my due date.
Which happens to be today July 16th. For some reason she has always done that. I just got an email from her wish me a Happy Birthday. After 37 years she always thinks of me on July 16th and misses my real birth date. Exacly what does due date mean? I know what it means for food in the fridge... Ah, found it on wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Due_date So, you mean your moms due date when she was expected to deliver you? Or were you expecting a baby today? | |
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My mom wastes money by sending a next day delivery of my birthday card so I get it ON MY BIRTHDAY. But it doesn't get delivered on my birthday because it needs a signature and I am at work. So I don't get it until I finally steel myself for a trip to the post office.
Every year I explain this to her and she does the same thing next year. My Legacy
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shanti0608 said: Every year since I can remember my Aunt misses my actual birthday, June 8th and wishes me a Happy Birthday on my due date.
Which happens to be today July 16th. For some reason she has always done that. I just got an email from her wish me a Happy Birthday. After 37 years she always thinks of me on July 16th and misses my real birth date. Monopolize my holidays. I swear to GAWD, I ain't doing a family holiday this Christmas. SWEART. TO. GAWD. I guess it's not really wierd though sinc eall families monopolize your holidays. However, mine was so damned dissfunctional that it's wierd for me . | |
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mdiver said: Val was a premmie, she was early, her due date is when she would have been born if she had been on time.
Thanks, I get it. I don't even know what my own due date was. Is it common for people to remember their due date? | |
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NDRU said: My mom wastes money by sending a next day delivery of my birthday card so I get it ON MY BIRTHDAY. But it doesn't get delivered on my birthday because it needs a signature and I am at work. So I don't get it until I finally steel myself for a trip to the post office.
Every year I explain this to her and she does the same thing next year. Have you tried explaining it to her just before your birthday... | |
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Jochem said: mdiver said: Val was a premmie, she was early, her due date is when she would have been born if she had been on time.
Thanks, I get it. I don't even know what my own due date was. Is it common for people to remember their due date? Probably when it's an extreme situation. I was almost a month late. My mother reminds me of this constantly as if I should feel guilty of it. They finally had to induce 3 weeks after the due date. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Jochem said: Jochem said: Exacly what does due date mean? I know what it means for food in the fridge... Ah, found it on wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Due_date So, you mean your moms due date when she was expected to deliver you? Or were you expecting a baby today? Yes my mom was supposed to deliver me on July 16th but I decided to come early on June 8th. For some reason my aunt remembered the due date not my actual birth date. | |
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Imago said: InsatiableCream said: my family fails at everything.
I know it's not funny but it is quite amusing | |
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mdiver said: shanti0608 said: Well they do love you and they never send mean emails to you like my aunt did when I moved here. Your aunt is a stone cold bitch and i want to punch her in her big fat fucking face until she bleeds For the purposes of clarity that is an exaggeration.....big and fat is a little harsh [Edited 7/16/08 13:09pm] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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This isn't a yearly thing, it's every 3 months or so.
My dad comes in to town and leaves me a message on my cell phone. He thinks my cell phone voicemail is the same as my home answering machine. He thinks that I can hear him. "Mijo....mijo.....I'm here.....waiting at the aiport.....mijo!!" I explain it to him everytime but he forgets. Now that I write this I realize how cute he is and how much I love him. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Margaritas on Christmas Eve. Don't ask - I have no idea. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Jochem said: NDRU said: My mom wastes money by sending a next day delivery of my birthday card so I get it ON MY BIRTHDAY. But it doesn't get delivered on my birthday because it needs a signature and I am at work. So I don't get it until I finally steel myself for a trip to the post office.
Every year I explain this to her and she does the same thing next year. Have you tried explaining it to her just before your birthday... no, I guess explaining it 364 days before my birthday is one of the weird things I do! My Legacy
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: This isn't a yearly thing, it's every 3 months or so.
My dad comes in to town and leaves me a message on my cell phone. He thinks my cell phone voicemail is the same as my home answering machine. He thinks that I can hear him. "Mijo....mijo.....I'm here.....waiting at the aiport.....mijo!!" I explain it to him everytime but he forgets. Now that I write this I realize how cute he is and how much I love him. "Mijo....MIJO....pinche pendejo...contesta el pinche telefono!!!" "Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!! I'm a guy!!!! "....i can open my-eyes "underwater"..there4 i will NOT drown...." - mzkqueen03 | |
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Sowhat said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: This isn't a yearly thing, it's every 3 months or so.
My dad comes in to town and leaves me a message on my cell phone. He thinks my cell phone voicemail is the same as my home answering machine. He thinks that I can hear him. "Mijo....mijo.....I'm here.....waiting at the aiport.....mijo!!" I explain it to him everytime but he forgets. Now that I write this I realize how cute he is and how much I love him. "Mijo....MIJO....pinche pendejo...contesta el pinche telefono!!!" MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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make german food on new year's day. i have no clue why we do this | |
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Play Bingo on Christmas day after dinner. Shake it til ya make it | |
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every year since I have been on this earth( probably longer) the whole family gathers at the same corner on state st (in santa barbara, ca) the first friday in August at noon, and watch the old spanish days parade. We eat the same thing every year.
BOMB home made tacos with salsa and guacamole..... we crack confetti eggs on each others head and have a great time. doesnt matter if we havent talked to each other in days, months, years, we all know there is one day during the year we can find each other Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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amorbella said: every year since I have been on this earth( probably longer) the whole family gathers at the same corner on state st (in santa barbara, ca) the first friday in August at noon, and watch the old spanish days parade. We eat the same thing every year.
BOMB home made tacos with salsa and guacamole..... we crack confetti eggs on each others head and have a great time. doesnt matter if we havent talked to each other in days, months, years, we all know there is one day during the year we can find each other That is cool! It is nice that they all get together like that. | |
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InsatiableCream said: my family fails at everything.
DAMN! If you will, so will I | |
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