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Reply #30 posted 07/17/08 9:05am

SCNDLS

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AndGodCreatedMe said:

nothing beter than a good fart

especially the quiet stinky ones nod

and than act all innocent biggrin

If you smelt it, you dealt it. confused

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Reply #31 posted 07/17/08 9:08am

mdiver	SCNDLS said: AndGodCreatedMe said: nothing beter than a good especially the quiet stinky ones and than act all innocent If you smelt it, you dealt it. You said the rhyme so you did the crime
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Reply #32 posted 07/17/08 9:08am

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SCNDLS said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:

nothing beter than a good fart

especially the quiet stinky ones nod

and than act all innocent biggrin

If you smelt it, you dealt it. confused

I think you missed the part of acting innocent lol

And who doesn't like the smell of their own fart confuse

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Reply #33 posted 07/17/08 9:10am

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SCNDLS said:

Frederick96 said:

ALL women fart! If anyone is married then you know it's true.

First off. . . women don't "fart," we "poot" fart

Poot! Nope...Fart!! Just admit it. Next you'll say it smells like roses. It's safe here on the ORG we won't tell. fart

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Reply #34 posted 07/17/08 9:11am

SCNDLS

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mdiver said:

SCNDLS said:

If you smelt it, you dealt it. confused

You said the rhyme so you did the crime

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Reply #35 posted 07/17/08 9:12am

SCNDLS

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AndGodCreatedMe said:

SCNDLS said:

If you smelt it, you dealt it. confused

I think you missed the part of acting innocent lol

And who doesn't like the smell of their own fart confuse

That's a dead giveaway. lol

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Reply #36 posted 07/17/08 9:12am

mdiver	SCNDLS said: mdiver said: You said the rhyme so you did the crime Busted
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Reply #37 posted 07/17/08 9:13am

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Frederick96 said:

SCNDLS said:

First off. . . women don't "fart," we "poot" fart

Poot! Nope...Fart!! Just admit it. Next you'll say it smells like roses. It's safe here on the ORG we won't tell. fart

Does!

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Reply #38 posted 07/17/08 9:17am

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Is it ok for men? Cuz I love farting during anal sex or getting rimmed. I find it to be funny!

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Reply #39 posted 07/17/08 9:18am

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They need fiber.

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Reply #40 posted 07/17/08 9:29am

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*I recycle, I sniff my own farts...* - The Bloodhound Gang

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Reply #41 posted 07/17/08 9:38am

gyro34	So men don't fart?
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Reply #42 posted 07/17/08 9:39am

gyro34	RenHoek said: I recycle, I sniff my own farts... - The Bloodhound Gang
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Reply #43 posted 07/17/08 9:40am

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AndGodCreatedMe said:

nothing beter than a good fart

especially the quiet stinky ones nod

and than act all innocent biggrin

Oh that's nasty!

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Reply #44 posted 07/17/08 9:42am

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superspaceboy said:

Is it ok for men? Cuz I love farting during anal sex or getting rimmed. I find it to be funny!

See (as if we needed more) YET another good reason NOT to lick a dude's booty. shake

Cuz I'd have to fuck a nucca up for that shit. chair

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Reply #45 posted 07/17/08 9:42am

CarrieLee	MIGUELGOMEZ said: SCNDLS said: Of COURSE we don't. Alien is a lying ass jackass mofo. Thank you. Whoosh, I can relax now. We don't poop either.
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Reply #46 posted 07/17/08 9:50am

MIGUELGOMEZ	CarrieLee said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Thank you. Whoosh, I can relax now. We don't poop either. Thank God!!!!! ...but if you do. PLEASE! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #47 posted 07/17/08 9:51am

gyro34	MIGUELGOMEZ said: CarrieLee said: We don't poop either. Thank God!!!!! ...but if you do. PLEASE!
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Reply #48 posted 07/17/08 10:01am

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Anxiety said:

phyllis diller is 91 years old. she probably sounds like a damn weedwhacker when she's getting serviced. but hell, she's 91 years old and she's phyllis diller, so god bless her.

OMFG.

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Reply #49 posted 07/17/08 10:05am

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SCNDLS said:

superspaceboy said:

Is it ok for men? Cuz I love farting during anal sex or getting rimmed. I find it to be funny!

See (as if we needed more) YET another good reason NOT to lick a dude's booty. shake

Cuz I'd have to fuck a nucca up for that shit. chair

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hahah that's funny...now I got coffee all over my desk at work!!haha

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Reply #50 posted 07/17/08 10:23am

CarrieLee	MIGUELGOMEZ said: CarrieLee said: We don't poop either. Thank God!!!!! ...but if you do. PLEASE! Hey this goes for dudes too, actually I should say ESPECIALLY dudes. You guys have a lot of hair that makes for a messy exit and a harder clean up. Just sayin'... [Edited 7/17/08 10:23am]
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Reply #51 posted 07/17/08 10:25am

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try having some mother fucker on top of you with your legs in the air. it happens! lol

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Reply #52 posted 07/17/08 10:38am

eikonoklastes	Maybe she's hinting she's into scat?
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Reply #53 posted 07/17/08 10:38am

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CC maybe you should date some classier ladies.....just saying shrug

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Reply #54 posted 07/17/08 11:11am

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eVeRsOlEsA said:

CC maybe you should date some classier ladies.....just saying shrug

Oh c'mon...like you don't fart during sexual healing!

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Reply #55 posted 07/17/08 11:11am

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AlienX2050 said:

eVeRsOlEsA said:

CC maybe you should date some classier ladies.....just saying shrug

Oh c'mon...like you don't fart during sexual healing!

Oh Lawd! Now I'm never going to be able to hear that song without hearing a giant fart.

MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"

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Reply #56 posted 07/17/08 11:54am

RodeoSchro	I just farted in your general direction.
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Reply #57 posted 07/17/08 12:00pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

CarrieLee said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Thank God!!!!!

...but if you do.

PLEASE!

Hey this goes for dudes too, actually I should say ESPECIALLY dudes. You guys have a lot of hair that makes for a messy exit and a harder clean up.

Just sayin'...

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