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Okay Women! It's not okay to fart during or after SEX! Okay Women! It's not okay to fart during or after SEX!
I have this sexy ass friend who thinks it's cute to fart during sex! If anything stops a nut...helllllooooo! Just because you're sexy doesn't mean you can do what you want! 
Godamnyum muthafucking Jackass Sexy Bitch! Do you think this is okay?
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phyllis diller is 91 years old. she probably sounds like a damn weedwhacker when she's getting serviced. but hell, she's 91 years old and she's phyllis diller, so god bless her. | |
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Anxiety said: phyllis diller is 91 years old. she probably sounds like a damn weedwhacker when she's getting serviced. but hell, she's 91 years old and she's phyllis diller, so god bless her.
Dude you are on fire today | |
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You seem to date some 'sexy ass' women that are pretty gross. | |
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Or ever, for that matter.
But for us guys, it's OK to fart. Sorry, that's just the way it is. | |
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JustErin said: You seem to date some 'sexy ass' women that are pretty gross.
That's what I said! She's fine as hell though.  | |
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Of course it's OK, there's so much other nasty stuff goin' on why would you want to stop and kill the mood? Especially if she's fine! Air it out and keep on truckin'...
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moderatorRenHoek said: Of course it's OK, there's so much other nasty stuff goin' on why would you want to stop and kill the mood? Especially if she's fine! Air it out and keep on truckin'...
This thing right here can get it! | |
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Anxiety said: phyllis diller is 91 years old. she probably sounds like a damn weedwhacker when she's getting serviced. but hell, she's 91 years old and she's phyllis diller, so god bless her.
 "Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!  I'm a guy!!!!
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Maybe YOU just bring it outta her.  | |
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Women don't fart. I refuse to believe that they do!!!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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chauvinistic mutha...  [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Women don't fart. I refuse to believe that they do!!!!!
 Of COURSE we don't. Alien is a lying ass jackass mofo.  | |
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SCNDLS said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Women don't fart. I refuse to believe that they do!!!!!
Of COURSE we don't. Alien is a lying ass jackass mofo.  | |
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SCNDLS said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Women don't fart. I refuse to believe that they do!!!!!
Of COURSE we don't. Alien is a lying ass jackass mofo. Thank you. Whoosh, I can relax now. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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mdiver said: SCNDLS said: Of COURSE we don't. Alien is a lying ass jackass mofo.  Alright now, you might wanna slow your roll and pump ya brakes before you end up in the doghouse. | |
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SCNDLS said: mdiver said: Alright now, you might wanna slow your roll and pump ya brakes before you end up in the doghouse.Allow me to explain what that emoticon meant I agree women never fart  | |
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mdiver said: SCNDLS said: Alright now, you might wanna slow your roll and pump ya brakes before you end up in the doghouse.Allow me to explain what that emoticon meant I agree women never fart  That's what I thought. . .  | |
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Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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SCNDLS said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Women don't fart. I refuse to believe that they do!!!!!
Of COURSE we don't. Alien is a lying ass jackass mofo. Ya'll do to! | |
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sammij said: chauvinistic mutha...
 You know you fart! | |
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AlienX2050 said: sammij said: chauvinistic mutha...
You know you fart!all the GATDANG time! 
AND THAT SAYS WHUT?! [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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AlienX2050 said: SCNDLS said: Of COURSE we don't. Alien is a lying ass jackass mofo. Ya'll do to!  Whatevah. . . You sure this "Godamnyum muthafucking Jackass Sexy Bitch" wasn't a dude???? | |
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ALL women fart! If anyone is married then you know it's true. Love God and I shall 4ever Love u | |
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SCNDLS said: mdiver said: Allow me to explain what that emoticon meant I agree women never fart That's what I thought. . . | |
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Frederick96 said: ALL women fart! If anyone is married then you know it's true.
I admit, I fart all the time, well, except during sex..... Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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SCNDLS said: AlienX2050 said: Ya'll do to! Whatevah. . . You sure this "Godamnyum muthafucking Jackass Sexy Bitch" wasn't a dude???? Nope! | |
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Frederick96 said: ALL women fart! If anyone is married then you know it's true.
First off. . . women don't "fart," we "poot"  | |
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AlienX2050 said: SCNDLS said: Whatevah. . . You sure this "Godamnyum muthafucking Jackass Sexy Bitch" wasn't a dude???? Nope! Okay, if you say so. | |
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nothing beter than a good especially the quiet stinky ones
and than act all innocent  | |
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