i used to be a perez-head but then i think when he went all celebrity, it watered down the bitchiness of his site and it's nowhere near as funny as it used to be.

i read d-listed now, religiously. it's less of a gossip site than it is an opportunity for the guy to just go off on insane tangents. plus d-listed introduced me to la pequena.

The Mac Dude only broke up with Drew Barrymore less than a week ago, but he's already found a rebound. Some source told OK! Magazine that this morning, while we were in our beds dreaming of cotton candy penises (seriously, that was my dream), Kiki and Justin Long were holding hands and being gross in NYC.

The source said, "Justin was holding Kirsten's hand while walking around downtown NYC in the SoHo area. They looked like they had stayed out all night and Justin had bloodshot eyes, but Kirsten was all over him and kept leaning in to kiss him." Kiki loves bloodshot eyes. She also loves eye boogers. She probably ate those off him. And he sucked off the leftover food that gets stuck her snagtooth. Well! They are both dirty birds. Dirty celebrities like being dirty together.

Up until today, I figured Justin was just some nothing actor who got lucky with the Mac commercials. But I decided to IMDB him and he's been in a lot of shit. He was the voice of Alvin in the "Alvin and the Chipmunks" movie!! I'd hit it for that reason alone. Imagine him saying, "I'm gonna cum all over your titties" in his Alvin voice? Amazing....and sexy.

Oh and they probably broke up before their first orgasm together. Kiki texted "It's OVER" to him, right before she came. That's how she works.

They do always seem to have the first pics of stuff before anyone else...you know I'm a sucker for checking out who's wearing what, and of course, monitoring the SHOES everybody's wearing . the bad part about Perez and USMagazine ect., is that the people who post are the most ignorant, hateful, mofos I've ever seen in my life . Every other post is;

"ANGELINA'S A FRENCH WHORE WHO THINKS SHE'S BETTER THAN US, I HOPE SHE AND THOSE KIDS CRASH IN HER AIRPLANE!" or

"FAGGOTS DESERVE TO BURN IN HELL!" or

"ANYBODY THAT VOTES FOR BARACK OBAMA IS A TERRORIST NIGGER LOVER!!!"

"MILEY CYRUS IS A WHORE WHO CAN'T WAIT TO SUCK MY COCK!"

and then the usual call for whatever celebrity is being reported on to

"DIE BITCH, JUST FUCKING DIE!!!"

I'm telling you, those folks are mental ...all that damn toxicity is just too much for me to check those boards out regularly . They kinda make this place look like the VIP section of cyber communities

i checked his page a couple of times yea.

a few weeks ago Ryan Seacrest put him on the air (without him knowing) with Mariah and during the conversation he tried to slip some stank on her weight fluctuation, but little did he know for she offered him her trainer compliments of her

Ottensen said:

Yeah, right.

Nope, never.

I think I've only been there once to see the unedited nekkid pics of Shamar Moore on a gay beach.

i used to be a perez-head but then i think when he went all celebrity, it watered down the bitchiness of his site and it's nowhere near as funny as it used to be.

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i checked his page a couple of times yea.

a few weeks ago Ryan Seacrest put him on the air (without him knowing) with Mariah and during the conversation he tried to slip some stank on her weight fluctuation, but little did he know for she offered him her trainer compliments of her