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I just got emailed this joke The madam opened the brothel door in Calgary and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. 'May I help you sir? she asked. 'I want to see Nicole,' the man replied. 'Sir, Nicole is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam. 'No, I must see Nicole,' he replied. Just then, Nicole appeared and announced to the man she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Nicole, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Nicole. Nicole explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. And there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000. Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Nicole, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Nicole and they went upstairs. After their session, Nicole questioned the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?' she asked. The man replied, ' Ontario ' 'Really', she said, 'I have family in Ontario .' 'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.' The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain. 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Being screwed by a lawyer | |
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so this is way we get in return for all the pleading we have done to get you back here????? | |
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abierman said: so this is way we get in return for all the pleading we have done to get you back here?????
I am just easing back in.....i have to get up to speed...it will get better i promise. | |
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abierman said: so this is way we get in return for all the pleading we have done to get you back here?????
i feel cheated. | |
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evenstar3 said: abierman said: so this is way we get in return for all the pleading we have done to get you back here?????
i feel cheated. Fuck you Laurel | |
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mdiver said: evenstar3 said: i feel cheated. Fuck you Laurel For $5000? | |
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ArielB said: mdiver said: Fuck you Laurel For $5000? | |
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mdiver said: evenstar3 said: i feel cheated. Fuck you Laurel my kingdom for a link to the calm the fuck down mdiver macro | |
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evenstar3 said: mdiver said: Fuck you Laurel my kingdom for a link to the calm the fuck down mdiver macro | |
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mdiver said: evenstar3 said: my kingdom for a link to the calm the fuck down mdiver macro | |
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mdiver said: The Normal Whores Club | |
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MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Priceless thread... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon | |
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RenHoek said: Priceless thread...
It's like a train wreck huh? | |
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mdiver said: RenHoek said: Priceless thread...
It's like a train wreck huh? Oh yeah and that's when I like to bust out some popcorn, a lawnchair and just watch... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon | |
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mdiver said: Next time I'm up there, you and I are gonna do the watermelon crawl. | |
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Imago said: mdiver said: Next time I'm up there, you and I are gonna do the watermelon crawl. | |
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