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If you think BattierBeMyDaddy is a terrible girlfriend, click here Tomorrow is a very special day. It's Alex's 19th birthday. BattierBeMyDaddy is a terrible girlfriend and doesn't have anything for him - even a backup plan.
Suggestions, anyone? We need a damn good gift here! Something within a reasonable price range (the girl's got $60 in her possession as of right now, she is willing to spend all of it depending on what the gift is) and something feasible (no dinosaurs/his own island shit). Get those creative juices flowing and post, damnit! If you were a 19 y.o. Russian boy, what would you like? Time is running out... won't you help our poor Battier?  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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I would buy him a haircut and give him a voucher to the tattoo parlour.
The boy needs to "male up"!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: I would buy him a haircut and give him a voucher to the tattoo parlour.
The boy needs to "male up"!  Shut up, Aussie.-------
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Ummm...what kind of music does he like? Maybe some new cd's or something like that? Also, if he owns a game system, most all games cost less than 60 bucks. | |
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So she's unfaithful to Mr. Artiga? What a floozy! This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Supernova said: So she's unfaithful to Mr. Artiga? What a floozy!
Artiga and I see other people. -------
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 You people are not helping!I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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When I was 19...which was 5 years ago mind you I always liked getting clothes or music. Besides that anything to do with photography, cause I am a photographer so I liked cameras and other art things. Does he have any special hobbies or interests that he likes? Like I said this was five years ago when I was 19 so things have changed and who knows what 19 year old like now. | |
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$60 in Lottery tickets!
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bkw said: I would buy him a haircut and give him a voucher to the tattoo parlour.
The boy needs to "male up"! Maybe a voucher to a gym. Since he needs to "male up".  | |
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Natsume said: Get those creative juices flowing and post, damnit! If you were a 19 y.o. Russian boy, what would you like?
A 19 y.o. boy is definitely going to want creative juices to be flowing.  ==========================
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Boob said: Natsume said: Get those creative juices flowing and post, damnit! If you were a 19 y.o. Russian boy, what would you like?
A 19 y.o. boy is definitely going to want creative juices to be flowing.  | |
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althom said: bkw said: I would buy him a haircut and give him a voucher to the tattoo parlour.
The boy needs to "male up"! Maybe a voucher to a gym. Since he needs to "male up". When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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perhaps new clothes, a concert ticket or a trip out to his favorite restaurant and a movie? | |
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$60 worth of remastered Iron Maiden discs. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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Just give him a blow job...
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Put the $60.00 in a envolope with a poem that YOU wrote.
Makes it personal and he can get EXACTLY what he wants with the $60.00.Cash gifts are always the best. | |
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CarrieLee said: Just give him a blow job...
I like the way Carrie thinks. Too bad my birthday was yesterday & noone thought to get me one of those | |
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Sorry, I can't beat CarrieLee's idea... ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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sag10 said: Sorry, I can't beat CarrieLee's idea...
to sag and CarrieLee.
Anyways, thanks for the useful suggestions. My shopping is done, however. Just in time, eh. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: sag10 said: Sorry, I can't beat CarrieLee's idea...
to sag and CarrieLee.
Anyways, thanks for the useful suggestions. My shopping is done, however. Just in time, eh. What did you get him Battier? | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: sag10 said: Sorry, I can't beat CarrieLee's idea...
to sag and CarrieLee.
Anyways, thanks for the useful suggestions. My shopping is done, however. Just in time, eh. Hey, I thought it would save you some money! | |
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CarrieLee said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: sag10 said: Sorry, I can't beat CarrieLee's idea...
to sag and CarrieLee.
Anyways, thanks for the useful suggestions. My shopping is done, however. Just in time, eh. Hey, I thought it would save you some money! Thanks for the thought, Carrie dear.  -------
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Oh heck I forgot Battier is my daughter, oh please forgive me for giving you wrong advice..
Dang I forget you are only 16. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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sag10 said: Oh heck I forgot Battier is my daughter, oh please forgive me for giving you wrong advice..
Dang I forget you are only 16. Sag, just get her an instructional video... | |
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CarrieLee said: sag10 said: Oh heck I forgot Battier is my daughter, oh please forgive me for giving you wrong advice..
Dang I forget you are only 16. Sag, just get her an instructional video... Come to think of it I think I still have "Deep Throat" ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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sag10 said: CarrieLee said: sag10 said: Oh heck I forgot Battier is my daughter, oh please forgive me for giving you wrong advice..
Dang I forget you are only 16. Sag, just get her an instructional video... Come to think of it I think I still have "Deep Throat" HAHAHAHAAA!!! Did it come with the numbing gel?  [This message was edited Mon Nov 11 13:15:18 PST 2002 by CarrieLee] | |
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CarrieLee said: sag10 said: CarrieLee said: sag10 said: Oh heck I forgot Battier is my daughter, oh please forgive me for giving you wrong advice..
Dang I forget you are only 16. Sag, just get her an instructional video... Come to think of it I think I still have "Deep Throat" HAHAHAHAAA!!! Did it come with the numbing gel? You don't need it if you can unhinge your jaw!
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sag10 said: You don't need it if you can unhinge your jaw!  And I thought having no tonsils was a bonus! | |
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4LOVE said: Put the $60.00 in a envolope with a poem that YOU wrote.
Makes it personal and he can get EXACTLY what he wants with the $60.00.Cash gifts are always the best. Oooh, that would've been a good one. I can see it now. Alex opens the card, looks at the $60. "Why you give me this? You think I am poor? Do you think that I cannot make my own money?"  -------
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