http://www.people.com/peo...95,00.html

Where's Alice with a tension-deflating quip when you need her?

Christopher Knight says he's "hurt deeply" that his Brady Bunch mom, Florence Henderson, publicly called his marriage to reality-TV costar Adrianne Curry a mistake.

"It hurts me deeply that someone that I have loved and respected for so many years ... would discuss overtly negative personal opinions about my marriage in a public forum," the My Fair Brady star writes on his MySpace page. "I can only hope these recent comments are an aberration."

Earlier this month, Henderson, 74, told reporters that she felt Knight, 50, and Curry, 25, had been pushed into marriage by their reality show, and had urged them not to wed.

"It is no secret Florence and Adrianne do not see eye to eye," Knight writes. "But ... in the struggle I have hoping one day these two women will bridge their generation and philosophical differences, calling my marriage a sham helps so very little."

Damn! Marcia was too pretty for her own good.

If he thinks that marrying someone half his age from a reality TV show will give him happiness that let the stupid oaf be.

Does she realize she's not actually his mother?