When I was young I had no sense
I Stuck my dick in an electric fence
It curled my hair and tickled my balls
And it made me shit in my overalls.

That explains a lot

IAintTheOne said:

Don't mean to bust your chops...That's not a limerick. A limerick has 5 lines with a rhyme pattern of 1st and second lines rhyme as they do with the 5th and the 3rd and 4th rhyme seperately.

When I was young I had no sense
I Stuck my dick in an electric fence
It tickled my balls
and I shit my overalls.
And now I look like Pete Wentz.

superspaceboy said:

That explains a lot.

There once was a man named Imago,
Who was a dick.

superspaceboy said:

Thank you for explaining that. I hate being the pedant all the time.

A young tree surgeon named Lee
Was wooing his chick in a tree
She said, "Shift your whopper
You stupid limb lopper.
That's a moss-covered knot hole, not me!"