It happens to us non-viagra dependent folks from time to time.

Unexpectedly getting aroused for no good reason.

Do u just let it happen and smile or hide behind something till it calms down?

I like to hire it out as a coat rack at a restraunt when this happens... I can make about $15 or so and put it to use.

i pull it out and beat it into submission...

Rock hard in a funky place

TRON said:

Oh shit!! Now Ive seen everything! These emoticons make my friggin day!

TRON said:

What if you are... say... in the middle of a children's toy store with no bathroom and there is a guy dressed up as Swiper the Fox trying to sell Dora toys to all the kiddies???

Do you take one for the team and beat it right there in front of Swiper and the pack of kiddies, or do you tough it out and hide it with a jumbo-pack of Play Doh?

No, I wouldn't want to expose myself to the children. That would certainly scar them for life. I would probably try to crawl between all the stuffed animals and get it on there. Either that or just quickly exit the store and find somewhere more suitable. What would you do given the same predicament?

IceNine said:

Depending on which way U swing U could bend Swiper the Fox over and slap it up against his furry ass.

Or (while hiding your trouser tent) U could take Swiper aside and when no1 is looking, knock Swiper out and dress up as him yourself and bash it off in the slight privacy of his hairy suit.

SexLovely is far more creative than me today. Kudos!

TRON said:

Given the same situation, I would act like I was breakdancing and do a cock spin, thus impressing the people and hopefully grinding one out by the force of friction on my cock head.

Very clever. But aren't you afraid of injury?

i say that you play like a sniper and try to nail the fox in the eye... i mean, really... who wants their children playing with dora toys anyway..?

Ok, serious question here, since I don't know what it's like to have a penis:

If you get aroused in public, doesn't your rush of self-consciousness about other people possibly noticing pretty much kill your arousal? Problem solved?

I would also like to point out that, while you may think that your dick is huge and everyone is always looking at it, the average guy could probably walk around hard as a rock the majority of the time and very few people would notice.

This is only true in the post-1980s era where you are probably not wearing spandex pants, of course.

Doves,
Mel!ssa

TRON said:

That sort of thing is old hat to me... hell, it is pretty pedestrian when you consider the fact that I slam my cock in car doors as a sort of warm-up before a good beat-off session.

IceNine said:

well fuck me, that's funny.

tackam said:

The simple answer is this:

When the dick wants satisfaction it will not be denied...

Sometimes you can be out and your dick will get all riled up and TRY to make people notice it... you look like a goddamned circus freak with a fucking tent and there's nothing you can do about it...

The dick takes pleasure in such events.

IceNine said:

Yeah. Makes sense. Get the blood flowing and stuff. I like to have scantily clad women scale mine before I do my thing. See my previous thread.
http://www.prince.org/msg...&tid=28194

TRON said:

Damn, you have a big fucking cock!

Have you ever gotten into S&M and chipped away at the head with a rock hammer?

No, the head is too sensitive. I can't endure the sort of self-torture you seem to enjoy. But if you notice, the shaft has been mutilated extensively. I used to be quite wild in my day. All those countless women climbing up and down me is bound to cause erosion.

IceNine said:

I see. So the dick truly does have a mind of its own. I always thought that was just an excuse men made to act like assholes.

Live and learn.

Doves,
Mel!ssa

TRON said:

Very true... erosion sucks, but you can take heart in the fact that you have about 100 tons or so more to go before you are whittled down to average...

See, there's the answer Teller's been looking for! We as humans may not have free will but our dicks sure do!

tackam said:

Trust me... it's the fault of the wang! If you get your cock mad enough it will sometimes jump up and grab the steering wheel when you are driving and try to run you off a cliff or into a tree...

Did you ever wonder why so many guys are in single-car accidents??? They aren't taking care of the wang properly.

EDIT: I quoted like an asshole... I put my response right in the middle of the other stuff.

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[This message was edited Mon Nov 18 11:55:27 PST 2002 by IceNine]

TRON said:

Thats true. I went on a weekend holiday 2 the red light area of Soho and my dick still hasnt come back.

Is this a clog-related thread?

SexLovely said:

Try super-glue... I know that it might not work, but it is worth an effort...

IceNine said:

Or...I could just keep it in my hand at all times.
Not much would have changed there then...

[This message was edited Mon Nov 18 11:58:19 PST 2002 by SexLovely]

IceNine said:

True. I'm just hoping that it's uniform. I don't want to have to deal with the dreaded Zum syndrome.

TRON said:

A damned fine point... you don't want the fucking head snapping off and leaving you with nothing but a half-mast shaft!

That wouldn't be any fun at all.

Take care of that fucker... you might want to look into a fine water seal or lamination.