cat farts

horatio said:

i invented the cat fart

Anxiety said:

and mauve people music

- Blogs. I don't search for them, I don't read them, and I have zero interest in startintg one.

- All the lonelygirl12/scaryboy13/crazygirl1985-type videos that apparently exploded on Youtube...and amazingly how they supposedly launched some of these fools into lucrative contracts with entertainment studios. ...I've yet to watcha single one of those videos.

- I think I was THE last person in the universe to find out who Paris Hilton was. I'm still lost as to how she became a household name, because EVERYBODY was talking about her and I could only say "Um, who's that, now?"...

- Reality shows. I lost my interest halfway thru the 2nd season of "The Real World" back in 1988 or whenever it was. Never watched Survivor, Big Brother, The Bachelor, Flava Flav, Brett Michaels, The Osbornes, the myriad of singing competition shows...None of 'em. I have no interest whatsoever.

- Pepsi. Why the !#$! is this vile drink STILL being sold in stores? Good goobly goop, the fad HAS to have run its course by now!

btw, what's with the beanbag toss craze?

errant said:

i think i saw people doing that last year when i lived in chicago. i don't know what that's about but people need to knock that off because it looks really extra dumb.

Anxiety said:

whats that? those hippy hacky sac things?

horatio said:

no, it's like some little beanbag skeeball/horseshoe kind of bullshit thing.

Anxiety said:

do they play it while standing in line at a movie theater or something?

horatio said:

they play it out in the street, on the sidewalk, right out in the open - as if they're proud of their disgusting behavior.

Anxiety said:

OMG is it called CORNHOLE

horatio said:

oh my god, i forgot...YES IT IS CALLED CORNHOLE

these people have no dignity. engaging in cornhole with their own children right out in their own front yards for the world to see.

NOT. OKAY.

horatio said:

no, but while we're on the subject of hacky sacs, let me just say that i had the most incredible time at the laundromat the other day watching a beautiful 19(ish) year old white trash skater boy in a pair of threadbare pajama pants (and obviously no underwear) kicking his hacky sac around with his enormous dick swininging all over the place and in my face. the end.

now there's a trend/fad i can get down with.

errant said:

horatio said:

you got a hacky sack?

errant said:

i did in high school. And if i played it like that id certainly be playing with a full erection.

I had no idea that bad threads were allowed to catch fire.