ThreadBare said:

Didn't he die recently?

I used to watch the commercial when I was a kid. I used to get really upset.

i heard that he never actually hung out sitting on a horse at garbage dumps, either.

and i read that he'd turn into a bawling mess if you made him watch a "land before time" cartoon, so he was pretty much a weep-whore to begin with.

he DID have a very strong natural part in the center of his scalp, however. THAT was real.

The What Darling?

magnificentsynthesizer said:

exactly, Smokey isn't a real bear, but he sends the right message

BTW wasn't this all revealed in the Sopranos season 4?

G0d said:

And those assholes Heath Ledger and Jake GillenMuffin never sucked a dick in real life either! POSERS!!!

PaisleyPark5083 said:

Ya well only the horse was real!

Ocean said:

I was thinking Frank Sinatra

Imago said:

Don't you talk bad about my Heath Bar!

NDRU said:

Fred Astaire.

magnificentsynthesizer said:

Whattttt are you going to sat Smokey the bear was really a horse?

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

LOL I didn't actually read the sign

NDRU said:

On the other note, when I make an ass of myself at least I do it grandly... Anyone else would have given it up and gone to bed but not me,

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

did you know that Fuck really isn't a curse word but an acronym?

ThreadBare said:

Democracy
One man one vote
Check and Balances
.....

magnificentsynthesizer said:

I really couldn't be bothered, basically i guess I just don't give a fuck

Graycap23 said:

Don't hurt nobody, Gray.

Fuck this shit!

I'm gonna go throw a shasta can on the side of the highway!

morningsong said:

Judging from that big hole in the ozone layer, I'm thinking not so much.

2the9s said:

I'd heard of this guy, and I thought it was common knowledge he was a fake. That's what I'd always been taught.

And if there wasn't any doubt -just look at his face! That is clearly not a Native face, but a European one.

Anyone remember my thread over in P&R about the invisibility of Native people, and the general population's complete inability to know what they're looking at? Yeah.

ThreadBare said:

I'm as gentle as a Lion.....of Judah.

meow85 said:

I'm going to disagree with you. In North America by the 70's, Native Americans were thoroughly mixed in with many cultures. So the face had changed a good bit from the 1800's and earlier. Take my X mother in law she appears black but her blood line is more the 60% Native American. Her mother lived on the Sioux nation.

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Well, here and now in 2008 I can tell you there's not a drop of Native blood in that person. Even people with a very mixed family background, you can tell if you know what to look for. That is just not a Native man's face.