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romantic shit in movies that aren't very practical in every day life the room with 100 candles
the rose petals all over the damn room the boombox srenade | |
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Fury said: the rose petals all over the damn room
This is the one I hate the most. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: Fury said: the rose petals all over the damn room
This is the one I hate the most. that's about $5,000 in dead flowers | |
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Treating a woman as a respectful friend when you're really in love with her, and her only to realize that she's been in love with you the entire time right as you're about to either get married or move to Italy lol ...
Trust me, she won't be running up to you at the alter or catching you right as you're about to go to your gate to proclaim her love... | |
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Fury said: KidaDynamite said: This is the one I hate the most. that's about $5,000 in dead flowers I'm sayin'! I understand it's pretty and all but people just talked about it or did it so much that I just go when I hear about it. You have hot sweaty sex on the bed of flowers and then what...you have to clean that whole mess up. Then, you're walking around butt naked with rose petals falling out your ass! Those flowers are supposed to be on a bush or in a tree NOT in your crack. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: Fury said: that's about $5,000 in dead flowers I'm sayin'! I understand it's pretty and all but people just talked about it or did it so much that I just go when I hear about it. You have hot sweaty sex on the bed of flowers and then what...you have to clean that whole mess up. Then, you're walking around butt naked with rose petals falling out your ass! Those flowers are supposed to be on a bush or in a tree NOT in your crack. I think some of the flowers ARE on her bush ... | |
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Byron said: KidaDynamite said: I'm sayin'! I understand it's pretty and all but people just talked about it or did it so much that I just go when I hear about it. You have hot sweaty sex on the bed of flowers and then what...you have to clean that whole mess up. Then, you're walking around butt naked with rose petals falling out your ass! Those flowers are supposed to be on a bush or in a tree NOT in your crack. I think some of the flowers ARE on her bush ... Wrong bush. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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All those "water" scenes- esp. in the swimming pool.
In the rain, in the jacuzzi, in the shower... U name it- Hollywood seems to think it's most sexy if everybody's immersed in water. "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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a guy i know bought loads of little white candles to fill the room when he was proposing to his girlfriend. he also tried to cover the walls with white sheets to create a white room with just candles in it.
took him ages to light & re-light them all, and the sheets wouldn't stay up for him. | |
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How about the couple going at it or having HOT sex, then hitting the floor and they keep gong liek nothing happened.
Whenyou know darn good and well that IF that would to happen in real life the one that was on the bottom would say"OMFG I think you broke my back" the one on top would say" Can you go some more? We got 35 hours to kill ." Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song
Proud Wendy and Lisa Fancy Lesbian asskisser | |
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Millionaire falls in love with a hooker with a heart of gold. The whole Pygmalion scenario is sooooo unrealistic. | |
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SCNDLS said: Millionaire falls in love with a hooker with a heart of gold. The whole Pygmalion scenario is sooooo unrealistic.
all millionaires want whores with hearts of gold..and th ability to deep throat an eggplant doesn't hurt either | |
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Fury said: SCNDLS said: Millionaire falls in love with a hooker with a heart of gold. The whole Pygmalion scenario is sooooo unrealistic.
all millionaires want whores with hearts of gold..and th ability to deep throat an eggplant doesn't hurt either | |
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Who's packin' eggplants in their draws?...I think not! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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kissing blokes with blood and guts all over their faces happens in nearly EVERY action movie! so gross | |
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Fuck, I had such a thing for John Cusack in Say Anything... | |
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The 'diamond ring presented in a glass of champagne' (or hidden in the receiver's dinner/dessert) is corny (and dangerous). | |
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ZombieKitten said: kissing blokes with blood and guts all over their faces happens in nearly EVERY action movie! so gross
If it was his blood it wouldn't worry me | |
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people who fall in love in the midst of alien attacks, serial killer rampages and government conpiracies.
woman: i love you man: bitch, do you see this goddamn missle coming at us? woman: but i thought we had something special man: i just met your ass 1:25 minutes ago | |
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Byron said: Treating a woman as a respectful friend when you're really in love with her, and her only to realize that she's been in love with you the entire time right as you're about to either get married or move to Italy lol ...
Trust me, she won't be running up to you at the alter or catching you right as you're about to go to your gate to proclaim her love... see, I was gonna say something like this If you will, so will I | |
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Ocean said: ZombieKitten said: kissing blokes with blood and guts all over their faces happens in nearly EVERY action movie! so gross
If it was his blood it wouldn't worry me no it's usually OTHER people's blood, even alien blood | |
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Fury said: people who fall in love in the midst of alien attacks, serial killer rampages and government conpiracies.
woman: i love you man: bitch, do you see this goddamn missle coming at us? woman: but i thought we had something special man: i just met your ass 1:25 minutes ago haha! see my gripe above | |
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I was watching Some Kind of Wonderful tonight
and sh*t like this never happens in real life, where a guy is looking for love from his dream girl and then realizes he had a perfect girl all along in his tomboy bestfriend Trust me....it doesn't happen.... [Edited 7/13/08 20:25pm] If you will, so will I | |
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thekidsgirl said: I was watching Some Kind of Wonderful tonight
and sh*t like this never happens in real life, where a guy is looking for love from his dream girl and then realizes he had a perfect girl all along in his tomboy bestfriend Trust me....it doesn't happen.... I had a meathead housemate who watched that movie over and over, and I could not sit through it even once as IF he hadn't been looking at her tits the whole time they were mates I really don't believe (any more) guys look for love, or even fall in love | |
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ZombieKitten said: Ocean said: If it was his blood it wouldn't worry me no it's usually OTHER people's blood, even alien blood Damn it Charlotte ..u just distroyed my Bruce Willis and HIS blood image [Edited 7/13/08 20:31pm] | |
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Ocean said: ZombieKitten said: no it's usually OTHER people's blood, even alien blood Damn it Charlotte ..u just distroyed my Bruce Willis and HIS blod image did you see the one with him and monica belluci? in that one it wasn't all his own blood and STILL she sucked his face eeeeewwww | |
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ZombieKitten said: Ocean said: Damn it Charlotte ..u just distroyed my Bruce Willis and HIS blod image did you see the one with him and monica belluci? in that one it wasn't all his own blood and STILL she sucked his face eeeeewwww Can't say I blame her | |
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Ocean said: ZombieKitten said: did you see the one with him and monica belluci? in that one it wasn't all his own blood and STILL she sucked his face eeeeewwww Can't say I blame her I would rather have kisser HER | |
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ZombieKitten said: Ocean said: Damn it Charlotte ..u just distroyed my Bruce Willis and HIS blod image did you see the one with him and monica belluci? in that one it wasn't all his own blood and STILL she sucked his face eeeeewwww i'm sure as the movie was playing 95% of the women were all like "awww" [Edited 7/13/08 20:32pm] | |
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