It seems so many countries have great anthems to getting sauced, but the US has to rely on crappy hair metal from the 80s for drinking songs.

What's a song from your locale?

I don't know, what is a beer drinking song in your locale?

99 bottles of beer on the wall....I really hate to admit that.

obsessed said:

That's what I'm talking about. We have no good boozing anthems.

Straight to Hell by Drivin' n Cryin'...

"Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond. And right after he sings the word "Caroline" you have to scream "BOMP BA DA!" at the top of your lungs. Good times!

Mars23 said:

Yup, that's a pretty poor excuse for a drinking song.

It's so funny that you mention this because tonight driving home I turned on the radio and this station was broadcasting from some local bar and the dj started talking about this song that was the ultimate beer drinking song and how everyone knew all the words. As soon as it started I remembered being at a bar one night and this song came on and EVERYONE in the place started fucking yelling it out. I had never heard it before so I stood there mortified.

It is fucking horrible...some east coast celtic shit. That whole scene was the last straw so I left.

'Wonderwall' by Oasis seems to get a big reaction

[*dogs barking*]

[Ol Dirty Bastard]
All y'all bitches put your naps together
And all you niggaz put your dicks together, bitch

[Ol Dirty starts singing]
Hoeeeee! Yah ha heh
De, hayyyy! Ah ha he hay
De, haaaaa! Errr hah hahhhr
Haaaaah He hawww, heahh

She flew in like calm breeze
Tall brown skin her weave like palm trees
I went coconuts
Dipped my Dunkin' between your Donut
Don't want it if it ain't no slut, bitch!
Fathership touch ground, like fly on soup
Don't invite me I tear the fuck down
White ones cut my toupee!
Seventh day rester, or scream play
I slump MC slay, it ain't nuttin to bust ass
Bullet him, get him fast
Bitch I don't break out, blast to the next rash
The dog piss on MC's like trees
Got meals but still grill that old good welfare cheese

[Ol Dirty sings again]
Hoeeeee!
Yeah, hayyyy! Dedicated to all you bitch ass niggaz
De, haaaaa And you bitch ass niggarettes
Bitch! Hoeeeee! Motherfuckers!

[RZA] Let that bitch go!

Shame on a nuh, who tried to step TUH
the Ol Dirty Bas, put my foot up your UHH
Bitch, you walk around with your bra too tight
It's alright, you still gon' get fucked tonight
Hoeeeee!

[Method] Stankin ass hoes!

You're the type of bitch don't appreciate sheeeit
Never had sheeeit, so you won't be sheeeeit
That pussy there, couldn't satisfy a hair
on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me down
*SLURP, SLURP* I'm Doo Doo Brown! Hehahahaha
Tossed salad, oh you in some shit now
Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
in the backyard, of someone else's house
Ol Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out
Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
But pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
That means hoe, you been shit-ted on!
I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawn

[crazy drunken ass ODB singin again]

Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
Hoe, ohhaowwohh!
Hoeeeee, de heyyyy
(This is dedicated to all y'all bitches)
De, haaaahhhh
Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
Ahahaahaaah

Fuck y'all



Old Dirty Bastard bit specifically. The ladies love it.
[Edited 7/13/08 4:26am]

Mars23 said:

If you belonged to a fraternity or sorority, you'd know plenty of them.

Genesia said:

EXACTLY! Our best beer-drinking songs were:

Old Tennessee
Drink Beer, Drink Beer
(She Was A) Virgin in Her Freshman Year
Chi-O, Chi-O (It's Off To Bed We Go)
Lucy Gotta Poosie Like a Javelina Hog
Here's to Zelda (Queen of all the Acrobats)

There are more...

RodeoSchro said:

Every house sang "Drink Beer."

We had a song with a verse that went...

Oh, the [name of sorority] girls
Are tired of being proper and prim
We want to learn to lead a life
That's full of sin
We want a Bloody Mary cocktail
Before every class
We may be slow at learning
But at night we are fast

We want to learn to rat our hair
And crack our gum and look cheap
We want a handsome man
To keep us warm in our sleep
We wanna be ramblin' women
And gamblin' women so
Let us begin

The [name of sorority] girls
Are tired of being proper and prim

We didn't sing that one during rush...for obvious reasons.

God knows why this one was "New York, New York" One of the guys I used to go out drinking with he would put this on and all the other drunks would get into it

Venus32 told, it's at the beach where people have all the fun they want -- Including and not excluding, falling in love, getting hitched down where people don't see us but top of our bodies' siloutte and listening/dancing to rock and roll, what else?!? Please respond and we'll go from there or don't tell, play sports, be bad and now what do we do (write.)? - Art (email address JoJanAthMax@aol.com). Thank you...

Mars23 said:

I've never heard an american beer drinking song.

Garth Brookes - Friends in Low Places

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Mars23 said:

What are some of these great drinking songs in other countries? Anything I can do to help kill hair metal, I'll be glad to help.