the room with 100 candles






the rose petals all over the damn room






the boombox srenade

Fury said:

This is the one I hate the most.

KidaDynamite said:

that's about $5,000 in dead flowers

Treating a woman as a respectful friend when you're really in love with her, and her only to realize that she's been in love with you the entire time right as you're about to either get married or move to Italy lol ...

Trust me, she won't be running up to you at the alter or catching you right as you're about to go to your gate to proclaim her love...

Fury said:

I'm sayin'!

I understand it's pretty and all but people just talked about it or did it so much that I just go when I hear about it. You have hot sweaty sex on the bed of flowers and then what...you have to clean that whole mess up. Then, you're walking around butt naked with rose petals falling out your ass! Those flowers are supposed to be on a bush or in a tree NOT in your crack.

KidaDynamite said:

I think some of the flowers ARE on her bush ...

Byron said:

Wrong bush.

All those "water" scenes- esp. in the swimming pool.

In the rain, in the jacuzzi, in the shower... U name it- Hollywood seems to think it's most sexy if everybody's immersed in water.

a guy i know bought loads of little white candles to fill the room when he was proposing to his girlfriend. he also tried to cover the walls with white sheets to create a white room with just candles in it.
took him ages to light & re-light them all, and the sheets wouldn't stay up for him.

How about the couple going at it or having HOT sex, then hitting the floor and they keep gong liek nothing happened.

Whenyou know darn good and well that IF that would to happen in real life the one that was on the bottom would say"OMFG I think you broke my back"

the one on top would say" Can you go some more? We got 35 hours to kill ."

Millionaire falls in love with a hooker with a heart of gold. The whole Pygmalion scenario is sooooo unrealistic.

SCNDLS said:

all millionaires want whores with hearts of gold..and th ability to deep throat an eggplant doesn't hurt either

Fury said:

Who's packin' eggplants in their draws?...I think not!

kissing blokes with blood and guts all over their faces happens in nearly EVERY action movie! so gross

Fuck, I had such a thing for John Cusack in Say Anything...

The 'diamond ring presented in a glass of champagne' (or hidden in the receiver's dinner/dessert) is corny (and dangerous).

ZombieKitten said:

If it was his blood it wouldn't worry me

people who fall in love in the midst of alien attacks, serial killer rampages and government conpiracies.

woman: i love you
man: bitch, do you see this goddamn missle coming at us?
woman: but i thought we had something special
man: i just met your ass 1:25 minutes ago

Byron said:

see, I was gonna say something like this

Ocean said:

no it's usually OTHER people's blood, even alien blood

Fury said:

haha! see my gripe above

I was watching Some Kind of Wonderful tonight

and sh*t like this never happens in real life, where a guy is looking for love from his dream girl and then realizes he had a perfect girl all along in his tomboy bestfriend


Trust me....it doesn't happen....


[Edited 7/13/08 20:25pm]

thekidsgirl said:

I had a meathead housemate who watched that movie over and over, and I could not sit through it even once
as IF he hadn't been looking at her tits the whole time they were mates

I really don't believe (any more) guys look for love, or even fall in love

ZombieKitten said:

Damn it Charlotte ..u just distroyed my Bruce Willis and HIS blood image
[Edited 7/13/08 20:31pm]

Ocean said:

did you see the one with him and monica belluci? in that one it wasn't all his own blood and STILL she sucked his face


eeeeewwww

ZombieKitten said:

Can't say I blame her

Ocean said:

I would rather have kisser HER

ZombieKitten said:

i'm sure as the movie was playing 95% of the women were all like "awww"
[Edited 7/13/08 20:32pm]