(well really part I)


what naughty thoughts have you been having lately?

Naughty thoughts about hot candle wax.

It hurts like hell but I dont know why im fascinated and think about it.
I've had my bf pour it on me a lot lately.
He loves doing it to me but hate when I wanna do it to him

So I end up chasing him around the house with a candle.

My car broke down on Monday and I've been riding the bus every day since.

I've been having randy thoughts about the beautiful businessmen in suits on the bus every day.

DanceWme said:

I got a funny visual of you chasing your bf around the house with a lit candle.

CarrieMpls said:

I do that too.

My randy thoughts are about having quiet sex again tonight while we have company staying in the room next door.
It is hard to do but it is fun pushing him to the edge and watching him trying to be quiet.

Oh and now I am thinking about candle wax and ice cubes.

CarrieMpls said:

oh man you just reminded me of Bill on the tram
he used to sit next to me so our thighs would touch
omg
he ALWAYS came and sat next to me and read me excerpts from whatever books he was reading, and just before he changed jobs would even kiss me hello and goodbye
he was beautiful…
darn it we were both in relationships at the time

shanti0608 said:

DanceWme said:

Randy just sent me a really mean letter telling me to come up with my own thoughts so I'd better not respond to this thread.

Anxiety said:

Do you hear Randy's voice inside your head sometimes too?

ZombieKitten said:

I woke up this morning and looked outside, and in place of the sun was a giant glowing Randy head.

i've been acting on all of my randy thoughts this past two weeks

well, i haven't thought of randy in many a year. i wish him well, for what that's worth. he always struck me as a self-sufficient type. i'm sure he's doing fine.

He said that next time my hands will be restrained behind my back and I won't be able to stop him.

That thought has been playing over and over in my head since Monday.

I've been thinking back to when I first met this girl:



and our first couple of nights together.

I can't believe I used to be a fan of Jackass and Tom Green. Talked about a bumfucked mental state through my Elementaric Stage of growing up. Thank God all of that changed by the time I was sixteen years old. I miss my sixteen year old self. I was wiser.....

shanti0608 said:

So that's why you didn't hear me fall down the stairs. You little minx!

CarrieMpls said:

Men in business suits are HOT!!!!!

And Carrie, you're going to save lots of money on gas. I'm thinking about starting to take the train to work.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Sorry I sleep sound especially after sex.

minneapolisgenius said:

I wink, smile and take them home.

What's WRONG with you? ACT!

HamsterHuey said:

I am a lazy twat. I can't.

minneapolisgenius said:

Or just do 'm in the toilets, I'm kewl like that.

All the boys standing in the line for some cottaging.

the girl im having a thing with in her underwear is stuck in my head at the minute. mmm.

and some of the things shes been saying to me keep replaying in my head.

FunAndJames said:

Sorry, all I read was UNDERWEAR STUCK ON MY HEAD.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

HAHA! I hate it when I read to fast and get my hopes up

HamsterHuey said:

Done that too.


Not sure about the "cottaging" though. It sounds lumpy.

minneapolisgenius said:

I suppose it is just a word indicating 'having raunchy sex with strangers you never uttered a word to, except maybe harder

Hair pulling, scratching and biting come to mind...