looking back i guess ive been extremly lucky-ive ..well to be honest shagged alot of lovely ladies AND ive also been lucky to go out with the some of the finest looking women IVE ever seen

the sort of women that turn heads and you say DAMN is she realy going out with him-im also lucky enought o have a child with perhaps the finest looking women on gods earth

BUT! in january i met a german lady-ohmylawd she was 22 6ft and just stunning STUNNING-anyway i cracked afew jokes,cooked her a few meals and POW we were an item-4 weeks of non stop fun till her fiancee popped up

NOW my theory is now that im 35 the GOD of ass and love gave me a conundrum-he offerd up this fine ass heart stopper but gave me an ultimatum

THIS WOMAN-THIS GORGEOUS WOMAN WHOM MEN WOULD KILL FOR IS YOURS.....

ON THE CONDITION THAT AFTER THIS YOUR WOMANISING CAREER WILL END....DO YOU ACCEPT??

hell yes

and hes right since january apart from a few daliances ive had nada-not a sniff

So the moral is folks-dont fuck with the god of fine ass women and love

THINK before you SINK

now im doomed.....

Stop blaming invisibles in the sky. It's because you're old. No woman wants some wrinkly bastard thumbing his flaccid walloper into her then spending the first ten thrusts getting a semi.
[Edited 7/17/08 3:45am]

Number23 said:

ahh! but what about the over 30 crowd-ive always liked older women anyway

maybe i should lower my standards....but yeuch i know that all those people whom make do must have terrific imaginations

yeah its harsh but its the truth ruth-ive never gone for that beauty inside shit

either your fine....OR YOUR NOT!

Are you fine?

Number23 said:

shanti0608 said:

Full of himself more like it

jonylawson said:

When the Zetas make me ruler, I'm going to spoon out everyones eyes, chop off everyone's tongues, slice off everyone's fingertips, yank off everyone's ears and cement everyone's nostrils. Only when we are relieved of our senses will there will there be inrer-species equality - and you'll get yer hole.

Number23 said:

*inrer-species/inter-species

chillichocaholic said:

That is why I was wondering really. Interesting.....

why does honesty attract such animosity

shanti0608 said:

not only fine..but british and funny-a deadly trio

or rather it used to be hence the thread

I am just a curious creature, that is all. Just wondering if fineness attracts fineness.

jonylawson said:

Oh for some of us women it still is apparently....

jonylawson said:

It's not just you, I hate everyone equally.

what?
can someone explain this thread to me in one simple sentence

ZombieKitten said:

Ugly poor men have little chance of reproducing.

ZombieKitten said:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OcdRyuAk_r0

zombie you fool-I LOVE YOU!!!!!

ZombieKitten said:

Johnny apparently loves himself more than the women he dates do

chillichocaholic said:

not at all-infact im probbaly as insecure as most people

however looking between the lines most people on this site seek some sort of validation

for goodness sakes look at the PHOTOWHORE threads where average looking people look for any sort of compliment to somehow validate themselves....

Number23 said:

You HATE the look of that bolded edit text, don't you?

ZombieKitten said:

"I'm ugly, but I bang the hottest women on the planet anytime I want, and I just thought you all should know that."

jonylawson said:

I'm still not sure I understand

Jony, have you had a few?

I have

jonylawson said:

Mr Serious cant take a joke now?

jonylawson said:

so are you coming over then or what!!!

Feeling modest, are we?

FuNkeNsteiN said:

not any more-the god of love has zapped my diminishing powers

hohum

FunkMistress said:

I don't like strangers on the internet thinking I make mistakes.

ZombieKitten said:

HEHEHE im in a 5 star hotel in christchurch after a week at work-bored and tiddly

its either this or porn heheh!!

i did a very good teaching session today!!!

Number23 said:

I like it when you're here, you faux-pretentious bastard.

plus i have a spa bath!!!